You just get home from work

>you just get home from work
>stit down for dinner with your family
>all of the sudden this emergency alert is broadcasted to your tv and phones

what do?

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lewd my gf to the sound of gunfire

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>gf
your not fooling anyone.

>OP suddenly has massive indigestion.
>winged elephants suddenly fly out of his asshole.
What do?

gf(male) of course

Grab my class 4 weapon and head to the nearest mosque.

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just fucking kill yourself
life isn't a video game

what the heck is a class 4 weapon anyway?

>t. 12 years old haha
god i hate summerfag

Dont forget to go see the purge in theaters july 4th

In America it's a fully automatic, belt fed, high caliber gun.

In England a butter knife.

>Not politics
Sage

what class is an rpg in?

>class 4
>my crumpet moistening pattersides are finally authorised

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I was just joking. Class 3 is fully automatic weapons. Beyond that I'm not sure of the classes.

I guess go to my neighbors so I won't be alone and hoping they aren't mad at me and will slaughter me.
Otherwise hide somewhere. Maybe in the cellar or in the garden.

If they tell us about the purge month or weeks before I'd buy a camouflage tent and drive in the middle of nowhere. Maybe to a little island which is used as a national park for birds and humans aren't allowed. Or innawoods. And don't make a sound until it's over.
i think playing hero is bad idea in such chaos unless you have some SS skull death squad with you. Then you could have fun and make good bank I guess

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There would literally be no difference from any other day. I would drink çaj and wait for someone to shoot with my AK. Just like yesterday.

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time to visit the synagogue

the classes are made up for the movie, and never elucidates

Lol 4 RWDS with 15 men each in every county could wipe out 95% of shitskins.

well I definitely won’t go spend twenty dollars on Jewish propaganda at the movies

tell the kids they have to do the dishes before they watch their shitty kids movie then fuck their mom in the master bedroom while they're preoccupied for 2 hrs

time to break out the M-2!