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FACT: USA HAS THE BEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD
Jaxson Cooper
Daniel Rodriguez
Muttes can't into something as ancestral as simmetry
Brayden Robinson
I really wonder if the mcmansion started in Southern California. Craftsmen for the movies were used to making set for buildings that could even look like stone but was just a facade.
Charles Lewis
and those craftsmen came from the stage where they made sets....
Julian Butler
I once heard how the first jewish temple in Hollywood was made by these set builders. They made plywood look like marble pillars.
Ethan Moore
All 3 dormers are different and 10 or so different window styles are much worse than asymmetry. Victorian homes were asymmetrical and still nice looking.
Carson Allen
Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly as fucking fuck hahahaha
Caleb Hughes
god damn right we do
Jordan Jones
how can other countries hope to compete
Lucas Mitchell
DRYWALL IS NOT THE BEST
Parker Ortiz
Asher Cruz
we live in castles. checkmate europe
Kevin Myers
My city is full of these kind of huge odd looking homes. The Chinese bought them but they are mostly empty.
Jason Jenkins
Some foreigner will buy it and then paint over the stone.
Owen Kelly
cozy
William Myers
McMansions are Texas culture my dude.
John Bennett
Looks expensive as fuck to maintain.
Nolan King
Logan Martin
Do any of those windows even open?
Wyatt Jenkins
only burgers get to have pools, the rest of the world is too poor
James Bell
t. nigger destroying everything
Levi Gutierrez
look what happens when you have actual land to build. how can other countries compete?
Samuel Reed
Drop your spaghetti and crack a tile....
Brody Walker
upper middle class housing in minnesota
Justin Bailey
on the lake, how you can compete?
Jackson Jones
But you're a mutt!!!!
John Young
...and chemtrails
David Fisher
I'd rather have a house half that size, and pay the extra money saved for much more land. Being right on top of the neighbors is awful.
James Butler
fact:
Asher Turner
beautiful piece of art
Gabriel Morris
cozy life USA
Dominic Gutierrez
birdseye shot.
Isaiah Parker
Why is Santa on fire
Jonathan Clark
>Having a good house but shit environment.
Pic related is my current window view through google maps.
Good houses are only as good as the city they are in, but good country-side houses are always perfect.
Gavin Price
Symmetry, you dumb wop.
Jonathan Wood
Wyatt Peterson
>a house made of bricks in america
1 million dollars plus tip minimum. White colar boomers only.
Austin Williams
christmas vacation as interpreted by thomas kinkade, my guess
Jeremiah Moore
I worked with American Architects and I see how you make your houses in the US.
Anglos in general, except the UK, doesn't know how fucking build a house, ballon frame and the similar tecniques are crimes against the mankind. I don't know how a nation with masterpieces like the seagram building or the Crown Hall is so shitty in the common housing
Blake Jones
Why on earth would they? It's humid as shit there. Disgusting.
Owen Cruz
Lol I didn't even notice, I just saw the sky and made the comment
Kayden Walker
We seriously need to deport all these mexican architects.
Dominic Howard
Does he hate Christmas?
Camden Mitchell
>except the UK
?
Landon Kelly
You are enough advanced to develop the use of the bricks
Jeremiah Howard
>No mountains
>Almost no forests
Sorry, but no
Brayden Mitchell
The house is in New Jersey
Nathaniel Walker
>Can't grow crops properly on neither mountains or in forests.
Yeah I'll take my flatland any day.
Gabriel Turner
True as fuck. I've always heard that houses in the US are shit, but now that I've recently been there it has truly shocked me. People literally live in fucking cardboard houses there. No wonder you get a house for unter 100k in this 3rd world country
Xavier Roberts
I prefer something like this.
Isaac Lewis
Without the sea there are no reason to live
Benjamin Hill
They probably spent in excess of $3.5 million and it still has garage doors on the front of the house. That has to be the first and tackiest indicator of bad architecture.
Carson Hill
Gotta go fast
Sebastian Powell
>Grow crops when you can instead have cows that provide you with milk, cheese and meat
Guess we're both happy with where we are
Anthony Reed
Is that one of Tony Podesta's child rape mansions?
Jackson Ross
>Two Euros tell me how they could never afford a house
>Any house that comes on the market is immediately bought up by (((landlords)))
>But that's okay because the homes are made of brick
Lincoln Brown
We really do have some amazing architecture
Benjamin Scott
WTF do you live in a office building or something? Fresh air doesn't come from a vent you moron.
Jason Jones
Cows a cute, we can agree on that.
Nathan Green
You live in a crusty old apartment with delusions of grandeur.
Henry Gutierrez
Colton Ross
Only America has this
Oliver Phillips
God that looks shit. You'd only use a house like that for a porn shoot, or something.
Jack Evans
How does it feel?
Alexander Mitchell
>best house
>not even at the sea
Cooper Mitchell
feels good man
Tyler Garcia
Eastern Europe is jumping on the hideous Los Angeles Hills style architecture
Noah Stewart
revolting. LA should be nuked.
Cameron Harris
Liam Jackson
the coziness is off the charts. you can have real privacy here, if you move out of the liberal shitholes like LA, SF, Seatle, NYC, etc.
Dominic Lewis
Minnesota... where the dollar is mysteriously ten times its worth.
Christopher Reyes
Amen Norgbro,
This is the house I'm in love with for more than a year, the one I'd buy for my main habitation when if I win the Euromillions...
Colton White
Goddamn, It would feel so good hosing that driveway off.
Jaxson Ramirez
>I see that you have a large house that isn’t a 700 year old French chateau
>lol wut a McMansion
Levi Butler
Good god, thank you for beating the albanian national team. I hate that they disguise themselves as the swiss national team all the time
David Stewart
Extremt baserad och rödpillrad bild
Matthew Edwards
Let us have fun damnit
Carson Bell
it can't be LA. There is a forest in their backyard.
Lincoln Hall
how is that house revolting compared to faux stone mcmansions?
puke
Carter Green
That's a McMansion
Liam Roberts
it isn't LA, i was replying to someone talking about LA
Nolan Barnes
It's Latvia. Also this is the one McMansion I like.
Daniel Bennett
i found one! although i think it's not finished yet. looks cozy actually, fuck it i'd live there
Adrian Anderson
That is just a house not a mcmansion.
Christopher Bennett
far from the worts Ive seen, roof is crazy doe but it has potential.
that is a cute house, not a mcmansion
Christian Murphy
I fucked up and posted the wrong pic. I would live in the Christmas Vacation house in a second. Except for the fact that it's in Chicago.
Noah Diaz
Look at these 30 year old boomers and their McMansions in Camden NJ!
lmao
James Murphy
What do you even call those stunted towers-like formations that look like they're just noclipped into the middle of the building?
Sebastian Fisher
Well, how original...
Let me provoke the anger of the mighthy americans by showing them what a Portuguese solar is.
Solar (as in from the sun) is the main Traditional habitation of a Noble family from Portugal (or Galiza, or Spain too, but the Spaniards have some different traditionS).
This one is a 250 years old from the outskirts of Lisbon, near the trendy beach area.
It starts with an outer wall (tips Trump) and a large door for the main entrance, the taller the better. It shall be adorned with your family's coat of arms to showcase your "cleaningness of blood and the deeds of your ancestors, otherwise you're just a rich yuppie guy.
Bonus points if it is of royal origin.
Super bonus points if it preceeds some royal origin.
Dominic Moore
>Easy loans make a housing bubble
>Realtors and construction companies cash in quick and spam the same house every where
>There's thousands of these houses in a few square miles.
>Suddenly housing market crashes and many houses are abandoned because they're too expensive
>Within a few weeks they start to mildew and mold
>Within a year they're virtually uninhabitable
American houses have issues with idiots cutting so many corners on construction that problems start arising 5 years after construction.
Jonathan Thompson
Once you pass the gate, you find the impressive main house.
John Sullivan
Hipsters and their idiotic naivety are saving pre-war architecture with gentrification.
Kayden Barnes
Here's the entrance hall.
Brandon Hall
It must be adorned with blue tiles to commemorate the feats of your ancestors. Each tile scene must have a History of its own to showcase how your family has been instrumental to the Nation/Kingdom through the generations.
Otherwise you're just a wannabe with some decorations...
Nathaniel Rogers
We don't have this
Luke Perez
Here is a "dating window" where young ladies would sit and date gentlemen pre aproved by their fathers, no frisky business aloud.
Levi Lopez
Of course, one always needs a "castle like" tower in order for you to see beyond your walls and guard against potential enemy armies.
Ian Sullivan
But that's wrong.
Brayden Collins
And it's always good to have your own personal chappel so that you can ask God to help you whitout going to church, which is always a public affair.
Joshua Ramirez
>Fact: Any individual with enough $$$ can choose to build a great mastercrafted home.