Tfw you'll never be american

>tfw you'll never be american

How does Jow Forums cope with this?

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God I wish I was american

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Going to watch some fireworks near DC later today. Wish me a fun time guys.

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>tfw became US citizen last year

Feels free man

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Congrats and welcome. I understand that becoming a citizen feels like washing off the filth and being clean, and also coming out of darkness into the light.

>be american
>get shot
yeah doods, I'm so envious of that freedumb y'all got there

I have 20,000 friends and none of them have been shot.

Of course I'm not friends with any niggers.

Why haven't you started the process of becoming American?

Obama's Founding Father

Mau Mau also fought Great Britain

Probably would have a better rep if they didn't hack women and children to pieces with machetes

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I think we have different criteria for what constitutes a friend

It feels like my cancer tests came back positive, and i just got the imformation that it was a mix up

thank fucking god im not american, i wouldnt even go as a tourist

Enig

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I hope you aren't from some shithole

FeelsGoodMan

well most of your country clearly does

>be brazilian
>get shot
>get raped
>get stolen

Took this today.
You have to be quite ignorant to think the entirety of America is California. Then again, you are a brit.

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I cry. My brother has a green card and i might never be able to get one.

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By being Australian, which is basically a private server with guns turned off, along with the chat filter.

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How hard it is to acquire a green card

usa is a shithole. filled to the brim with worthless assholes chasing fiat currency while the 1% takes 79% of the profit. Also many gross alcoholics, fatties, and the heavily medicated. Absolutely disgusting. Can't wait for the cleansing fire.

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>tfw no tay tay gf

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If you are white of northwestern European extract, it's a possibility in the future.

>amerigoblins think us first world europeans would like to be goblins


Hahahhaha. Enjoy your new pals. Ooj givee me youur poor, youur tireddd...

Lmfao land of """immigrants"""""

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Fix the problems, starting with the ones around you, or get out. It's not that complicated. This kind of whining gets you nowhere.

I want to inhale her holes.

Why the fuck would I want to be a yank?

Binding of Isaac is based af

i hope taytay celebrates it tonite. i need more partiotic tay photos.

I party every weekend.

>I party every weekend.

I party every time I want :)

I learn to cope by being proud of my nations history that is not shorter than 200 years and by looking in the mirror and not seeing a mutt

t. 56% turks

>Probably would have a better rep if they didn't hack women and children to pieces with machetes

As if that would even occur to a Nog

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First: Clean your room, you s oy

I guess your in love w/being a loser.
Hint; this time your on your own

I'm Czech, I'm OK

we're identical to america in almost every way so i dont really care
>in b4 butt hurt americans

>history that is not shorter than 200 years
With your vast knowledge of America. I'm surprised your bothering to write, on the internet, in English....neither invented by a Slav

>we're identical to america in almost every way
but you can't cross the border

Envy my rich cultural history amercunt

To avoid being attested for cutlery

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not overly worried about that, for now at least

Where's Kayla ?

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>Carla, Tay....
Who's on the left?

Because I'm Norwegian and I love it here.

we say weekend here because we have jobs though. I guess you're free to do whatever you want when you're roaming gypsy filth

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I thank God I'm not American every day.

We're doing just fine.

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GIGi hadad (model)

That picture is fantasy ofc , 4th of july is more like this.

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>UK

liar. we all know that Switzerland>Norway>USA>every other country in the world>>>UK

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By being American.

I just saw this shit the other day and it blew my fucking mind. If youre from the area feel free to larp, I wont stop you.
Id like to visit someday.


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Whatever you say man, I wouldn't trade my chunk of this miserable little island for the world, wouldn't mind some better neighbours though, the English aren't my favourite people after all.