/CPD/ Uncle Addy Special

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?guess it is a hit and run

Not even going to lie, I went outside and shot one of my guns. Better than fireworks.

>lindsay is a cunt

>fell
yeah, sure

>lady knocked out on the sidewalk. Appears she fell

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>woman knocked out on the sidewalk
>notable head wound

Did they catch Hitler in Zone 3 yet?

NOTABLE HEAD WOUND

>notable head wound
>she's talking, no ambulance required.

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Yea, just walk dat shit off lady.

>people outside destroying a car

Rain seems to be slowing things down a little bit.

Is Hitler still broadcasting?

She'll be fine, I'm sure.

>niggers stealing a bike outside a burger joint

Happy 4th!

The Jews got him.

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>broken hip
>old
>dead

I haven't heard him in awhile, they probably got him.

>we got the scene taped off here
From Keystone to Pulaski, I didn't get what street.

4th of July

>fireworks everywhere

>outside Big Daddy's Burgers
>trying to take down a light pole

AWW shit

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What is this about Hitler broadcasting over the scanners?

Some literal autist was broadcasting an actual Hitler speech over the police radio frequency.

there's never been a night this pic hasn't been usable

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>fireworks being shot at the power lines
Oh god.

>there's enough units on scene
I wonder if they need more units.

kek

There's no such thing as enough units on scene.

Everything is fair game in Chicongo

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>gang members approached her son with a gun, by the tennis courts, pulled two guns, beat him up, took his car

Holy fucking shit what a night

>Fights at a Block party
Here we go.

how long before something at walgreens?

They just mentioned the rogue radio again.

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I thought they got it?

I don't think they got it. Seems really unlikely. I think the guy just stopped. It takes time to roll a team to find that shit.

For better or worse, I'm glad to know you faggots are still alive.
Male black is still up to his usual shenanigans and Robert and his trusty, snarky, latina dispatch is trying to keep the peace. (RIP Crabby Dispatch)
If I can find my old pile of content on an old tablet I'll dump it here.
Happy fuck the crown day, fellas.

>male possibly burnt

fireworks

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Thank you for these threads OP. This has turned into a yearly tradition for me.

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>victim on fire
>rolling
>caller would not answer any more questions
>hung up

I miss Crabby.

Hopefully he had the sense to do this in a public place and not his home.

same. year 3 for me

>Middle Eastern Male/Female/Child in back

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Honestly if he's a jackass enough to think jamming a police radio frequency is funny, he's probably dumb enough to think he can't be caught.

I thought I heard that, but I just wasn't sure 'til I read your post

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man glad to see this going on. miss you frens. max comfy listening from the burbs

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>"Separated Shoulder"
what did he mean by this?

sounded like someone blew their hand off

It means a dislocated shoulder.

Crabby's not dead she's retired on a beach in Florida with a carton of smokes!

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"The Furniture Of Law Enforcement"

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>smashed a window at the plumbing supply company

Logan Square reporting in. Wild out there fellow Roberts. Outrageously comfy next to my arsenal and battle buddy.

>I'll be back
A man of few words

scanners not loading atm. got the news on
>35 guns seized in the last 24 hours
nikkas be wilin'

Stay safe. Western suburbs reporting in. Enjoying thunder and lightning. And corn.

welcome to the party, Roberts

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Separated shoulder

Shut it down

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I like seeing all these images from last years threads again

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>welcome
uhaul driveby shootings used to be the free space in the center of our bingo cards, nigga

>they're chasing him and he's scared

F

>rain stopped
>fireworks resume immediately
Holy fuck, my fucking neighborhood.

3rd year CPD vet here.

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10,000 cartons of smokes. Don't sell Crabby short, she was a time traveling modern warrior.

She is immortal

Any updates on the bomb scare?

I have some tracers just for the occasion. Too bad I live in the city.

lots of good OC from last summer

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morning, Roberts
haha - I've been getting heavy nostalgia from stuff that happened in the last two years on here. feels like more stuff was packed into that span of time than the previous 8 years put together

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>Teen injured with fireworks

>teen injured with fireworks

>Hispanic male armed with gun stole family members vehicle
It's not even robert hours yet

>S h O t S f I r E d
argyle and winchester

>teen injured on the ground

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Real Robert hours.

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except when you've been drinking coronas since 10 am robert hours approach muy rápido

pac man noises?

has it been this long?
>pepewithclock.png

>pinball sounds
Nerver change, Robert

>alley with 2 knives
>white male walked into the area
not sure whats going on here

>cage car requested at van buren and pulaski

Yeah I heard that too. I think it's the dispatch user interface.

watching the fireworks in heavy traffic

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No tracers, just 25 rounds out of my Mini-14 with my shoestring.

>cpdmemorial.org/

Long-time supporter. Help those Roberts out, lads!

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