I am a white Colombian

How can I get inside the US? Because the legal way doesn't work. I am colombia and really need to enter I will do whatever you want.

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>Because the legal way doesn't work.

Go to a consulate or embassy, pendejo.

Otherwise, fuck off!

>really need to enter
No you don't. Staying in Columbia is always an option.

you're going to have to walk through mexico. good luck culero

As long as you're based and not a leftist shithead come in legally.

Fuck off, we're full.

Unfortunately you aren’t actually white, and we happen to be full.

>I am a white Colombian
You got white by bleeching blow?

Based on your national teams football skills, I would say you can't.
You would have to fill out some paper work and pay some money and as you are all high on drugs, would be impossible

If you're white just come on over we take care of you.

>I will do whatever you want.
Suck about two hundred cocks then kill yourself

Whites can't migrate to America unless you have phd in math or win nobel prize. All other races can just walk through the border and apply for welfare

Fuck off I can enter if i want its not your country

Remove papist!

Just get a tourist visa and don't leave. If you can't get a visa for the states try to get a visa for canada, then book a flight with a lay over in america and try walking out of the airport.

You're not white, dickbreath.

Get fake married to an American - can even be to another man now.

fuck off we're full

Fuck off were full

You look german. You one of adolf's secret clone babies?

>the legal way doesn't work.
Why? Criminal record? Have you seen the filthy beaner scum that still manage to get in? Fill out your paperwork and stop bitching.

>the legal way doesn't work
Then you're not good enough to be an American, work to make your own homeland better.

My brother is in Florida and he might pick you up with a boat if you can get close enough with some pure uncut Peruvian cocaine(or some of the legal Bolivian shit).

FOWF

He's already activated his third bomb. there's nothing we can do to stop him.

wear addidas and you can pass as some slav

Didn't we finish telling you to fuck off awhile ago?

WE'RE FINISHED WITH YOU.


YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN AMERICA BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ANTHONY HOPKINS AND ARE A COMPLETE FAGGOT

get a student visa

or

get married to a citizen

>YOU LOOK LIKE ANTHONY HOPKINS
Dealbreaker^

Sadly you can't. If you were brown, there was a chance.

I'm an American faggot.
I will gay-marry you if you will promise to fuck me with your big fat uncut Colombian cock.
I will worship you like a God if you treat me like shit.
Please, Sir.
Make me your American bitchboy!

>grovel in another country instead of fixing your own
>white

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>get a student visa

>or

>get married to a citizen

Hey! What the fuck Austria! Do I tell Somali's how to game your system?

Hey, go on that show 90 day fiancee. This oughta be good.

Fuck off, we're full.

Getting married doesn't do shit in the US anymore. You'll have to be married 8-10 years and as soon as you get a divorce before that you get the boot out.