How to pop it

A UV laser would be better. A lot of cheap Chinese lasers are much more powerful than they are sold as in my experience.

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Pay some kid 20 pounds to do it.

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DRONE ACID ATTACK

Knife crow would be more effective

>acid
>plastic blimp

Faggots of Jow Forums: this will bring more salt than HWNDU could ever hope for.

This should be priority #1 for all bongs

womp womp
Keep crying, faggot.

Rubber-band and paperclip.
But knowing this is bongistan we are talking about, you probably need a loicense for these.

Why get in the way of Leftists making idiots of themselves?

>UK
>sharp objects

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>Need a loicence for ___ XDXD

As old as the mutt meme now lad

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>crossbow
>drone
How would you fire the crossbow ?

>attaching a crossbow or other sharp object to a drone
No need.
Just use a drone that does not have protective armature arround its propellers.

You underestimate how throwable hamsters are.

I would say attach a knife but you would prob be sent to the gulag

Flame thrower drone

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kek’d and checked

Flare gun?

But all jokes aside if you do have any sharp object tape it to the front of the drone and fly it in. Make sure to destroy the device you used to piolet because it could be traced. Godspeed britanon

With what knife?

the balloon is plastic +helium so a drone with a torch will fix it

FYI, Thread prob about to be pruned. Make another thread as insurance quick!

Better find a muslim with a sharp enough knife. Probably have to trade 3 bong preteens.

What part of this balloon seems civilized to you?

Mad?

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You can put pieces of razor blades on the propellers.
Or just a a mirror and a telescope.

JUST FIRE A FIREWORKS ROCKET AT IT

whoever does it will get arrested. Flying a drone in the literal center of london is a serious fucking offence. but you should take one for the team.

Seconding the first notion, but strong pointy glass taped to the front of the drone still seems better to me.

stab it before it floats up

MAKE IT HAPPEN BRITFAGS

The most fearful people are those who lack insight. stop being grown babies, leave the ballon alone or else

How about dont destory other peoples property, unless its a boat owned by human trafficers like Doctors with Borders then its the same as sinking a troop transport on D-day.

The fact there is no rape going on within it's boundaries.

Falconry , attack from above , steep dive.

Not if they don't find out who flys it. Make sure you have a vantage point and make sure you destroy the piloting device

high powered laser, look them up, probably green or blue color you can find them.

pounds?

a non-white kid plis

Jesus fuck. I couldn't have asked for a more idiotic reply

Let this balloon come down if these bongs are crazy enough

We have tried high powered lasers before. It never works. If we wanted any hope OP would have to be in the crowd and stealth it

this do it the same way like the frogs tried to burn down the HWNDU flag

London is lost.

It's only a matter of time before they start throwing detractors in jail.

you realize how easy it would be to Stab someone in the crowd and cause a media storm about flying racist drones causing terror?
>violent Drumpf supporters intentionally Stab poor woman of color
>ban drones and knives

With what, a butter knife?

lol

this.
Turks know how to crime. Get a kid to do your bidding - give him a drone and tell him to fly it into the balloon.

Build a quad and make contact. It will rip it right open.

THIS IS HOW

... this is actually, somehow a way more likely to succeed and safer plan

You don't get to use that flag anymore britbong.

>imagine being this asspained by the leader of a foreign nation
I will never fucking understand this

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Don't use a crossbow, that bolt would have enough energy left over to pierce the balloon, then downward to pierce someone's head.

Balloons like that have to have active compressors/pumps keeping them inflated. Just pull the plug.

get an eletric tube, cut it about 30-40 cm, 25',then get a very thin piece of wood and put it in the tube, then impulse it with your mouth with all the force within your lungs.

Batteries+steal brillo pads would also work. Hot meal of any kind would melt the plastic faster then just poking it with a sharp object.
Lots of ways to create a hot metal poker.

Faggot

I agree, bump

Anyone else notice how there's a massive influx of shilling trying to get people who love Trump to invoke violence against his representation? Almost as if (((they))) are trying to get Magapedes to show anti-Trump types the best means of invoking violence against our God-emperor?

You'd also be pulling out a deadly weapon in front of a bunch of armed police during a presidential visit.

i think the drone would be the best way, but i dont think the ballon will be that easily popped, we need to find out they plan on controlling that balloon, and attack it from there

you might not penetrate it if you cant get enough pressure to force the sharp object through the balloons skin
fire will pop it for sure.

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>a loicence for crosbow + a loicense for a sharp arrowhead + a locence for a drone + locense for controlling the drone + a documentary verified blessings from an Imam for flying it in sharia controlled sky

That's an awful lot of paperwork, you should start filling right now if you wanna get it done before the visit.

That didn't work

What about popping it with a magnifying glass?

>Probably have to trade 3 bong preteens
Nice

would it be possible to shoot or throw some type of flaming tar at it? it would just stick to the balloon and catch it on fire or at least melt a hole through it

leftism is fueled by outrage and virtue signaling, add to it inferiority complex of the Brits when it comes to the burgers and you have the result.

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Brits, show you are not pussies and that you are real shit. Burn it down

yeah guys they might actually jam wifi/phone signals during his time there in a small area aroudn him, drone might not actually be a good idea, theyd probably shoot it down anyway. maybe we should claim they plan on blowing up the balloon

yeah because he used a flame resistant material for his flag.
we didn't know that.

OPERATION HINDENBLUMPF IS A GO

or miss and horribly burn an innocent child

Fuck off shia, you dont run jack shit faggot

Could we stop the parade in any way, like moving dumpsters and dead cars in front?

Na just cringe lad

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You gonna run around with burning tar while the president is in town?

>or else

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Position mirrors and glass to achieve pic related.

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> (OP)
>Reported for planning vandalism. Go suck trumps cock or something and leave us civilized people alone

Civilized people, here? Do you know where you're at?

Shia fuck off Jow Forums

A sub 12 ftlb air rifle with a a moderator, which are still legal in the UK, would have no problem taking it down up to 100 or so yards away.

diaper part

You're good at all that sabotage business paddy, what would you recommend we do?

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would a HP Laser work?

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Hearty kek

>muh optics

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I doubt they'd open fire to protect some infantile leftist stunt, but they sure as fuck would arrest anyone caught nearby with a remote control.

The chances of it hitting someone on it's way down are pretty small and besides, it's London, so even if it does fall on someone it'll be a muzzie or a leftist.