Imagine you're at a busy airport, somewhere in Europe or the US. You're meeting your wife (let's call her Layla) after work and flying off for a mini-break. She's running late, so you sit down in a coffee shop to wait. Soon you're lost in thought, so you don't see your beloved waving from across the terminal. How can she get your attention? Shouting your name would work. But if she does that, bystanders will panic. Security will circle. Your law-abiding missus could be taken to a stark side-room and interrogated for hours.
What's the problem?
Your wife is a practising Muslim, and your name is Jihad.
Gonna name my kids Adolf "fuck the kikes" Satan and shout it loudly in airports
Anthony Young
Stop posting the same slide thread repeatedly. Just fuck off already.
Jace Sanchez
>people are afraid of the word Jihad because it typically refers to terrorist attacks by foreign brown people yep, sounds like white people living in their own countries are the problem here!
Jackson Richardson
1. Change your name/use a nickname 2. Don't come to western countries in the first place 3. Use a cellphone and just text him 4. Understand that he has an unfrotunate name but thats only because so many of his people are terrorists, not western societys fault 5. Fuck you
Lincoln Morales
He should change his name, then. Fucking slimy muslim cunt.
If my name was "Heil" and she tried to call me, I bet police would be on her in Germany as well.
Asher Gonzalez
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Andrew Martin
if that was me i'd call it in every airport i'd travel just so i can call him as loud as i can fuck infidels and especially fuck snow nigger infidel variety
Evan Phillips
>What are cellphones
Luke Roberts
Stay out of western countries.
Christopher Lewis
>letting Muslims into airports There's the problem
Samuel Thompson
Inquisitor is a bloody awesome name for a kid.
Jose Myers
Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that.
Camden Russell
I'm gonna name my son "Racewar". Hopefully similar hilarity ensues.
Xavier Taylor
>your name is Jihad. Well if the parents were stupid enough to name their kid that, what did they expect? Also, all he and his wife have to do is come up with an Americanized name for him, or use his middle name. Many Asians come here and take American names.
Charles Long
Just call him J.
Thomas Cooper
>Your wife is a practising Muslim, and your name is Jihad. Oh wow, it's almost like you come from a tribe of barbarians and arent as far removed as you'd like people to assume.
Kayden Morgan
how can you not have the common sense to just have a nickname for public use, jesus christ
Cameron Powell
RACEWAR! RACEWAR GET OVER HERE! RACEWAR, NOW!
Justin Bennett
Guess I'll name my kid Kikeslayer and then bitch on BBC.
Charles Carter
A bearded arab guy called jihad walking around the US is like some white guy called oorah with a high and tight walking around the middle east lol
In the good old days immigrants changed their names to fit in in their new country, not holding on to the old traditions that made their old country a shithole.
Jonathan Baker
Well it's good that she doesn't want to set the sleepers off.
Zachary Bailey
If you're moving to a new country change your name. How many Irish dropped the O's from their names coming to America. Jihad? Change your name to Jerry. Jim. Jack! Something. If my parents had named me Gunman I'd sure as all get out change my name.
William Barnes
send a text message and fuck off, no one fucking cares about your feelings. dont invade white countries and expect us to give one fuck about you ass backward theologist retards
Lincoln Miller
I feel sorry for all the suburbian teenage girls called Isis
this - I know dozens of asian chicks who were born with names like Bach-Kim Lee who've answered to names like Lisa or Sarah so long even their fresh off the boat family call them that
John Adams
>Have a Jap friend named Sean >Found out 6 months into friendship his name was actually Sho
I bet its because they're brown and too stupid to be proactive in entering a Western Society.
Robert Morris
>My wife can never call my name in public
She hasn't enough practice calling it in the bedroom. Your dick is small, and you fuck like a panda. That's why you cry on the internet.
Isaiah Perez
Fucking don't come to our countries.
Grayson Flores
They’re both shitskin religions.
David Scott
Read the article. Two of the Jihad's use the nickname 'Jay', the one in the airport uses 'Jhu-Jhu'.
