What can we do to stop this?

How do we stop this Jow Forums?

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Look, everything they do backfires. Every.Thing. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was a malfunction and it collapsed and killed an elderly Muslim woman.

Why would you want to stop it?
It is hilarious

Can't wait to see the boomer tweet about it.

Apples with razor blades chucked with pic related to the theme of video related: youtube.com/watch?v=Kfegbe-B8Ek

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Laser pointer.

Wouldn't get spotted, it'll quickly melt a hole and if they managed to patch it just melt again for continuing lulz

this, or just a paper towel soaked in toluene to melt it

This faggots idea of using mirrors is probably the best way. Four or five people with mirrors could take it down, you wouldn't need to touch it and you wouldn't even get caught. It's essentially the same as a laser, but cheaper and more doable for people that don't have quick access to a burning laser. You also need bright sunlight.

>Nothing
>If this is all they have, they have nothing.
>Fuck'em. Press'em harder. They're losing and they're bitch
>Decimate
>Stay the course
>We are winning

Flamethrower drone.
Speedy boi drone with a big spike on it.
Someone will. They keep bragging about the 5000GBP of helium they put in it so it'd be a shame if someone popped it.

may = merkel

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They will most likely fly it at a height that cannot be reached by people throwing stuff at it. We need something a bit stronger...

Well I think it would be quite amusing if it was burst should see if we can get anyone from London in this thread make it a challenge like with the HWNDU but as opposed to stealing a flag downing the blimp should be easy enough to do. Its too good of Jow Forums bait to not be destroyed by us on here.

I would like to take part in it, but is it really worth it? are the memes really worth it?

Don't get thrown in jail for it, but if you think you can do it safely the memes are definitely worth it.

Yeah it a tricky one, best way of doing it would be with a drone right, and damn would it be a good feeling knowing you were the one to down it. But aye that's the key downing it and not getting caught airgun, drone, strong ass laser pointer, drone would be easiest to be found with if not quick or willing to sacrifice drone.

ok. Should we make a new thread just for the discussion on how to take it down? I'm in.

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Nothing.

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little drone and some regular household cleaner corrosive to plastic

but like, how the fuck in the middle of parliament square though

fug even satire has to be poz now

Why would you stop people from worshipping Baby God Emperor? This is the same as people worshipping Baby Jesus.

True. I have no doubt it can be done but yeah it is a tricky thing to do without much effort if you want to avoid getting caught.

Muzzies tongue my anus

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I think it is safe to assume they will fill the balloon with Helium so it floats... this means that the balloon will have to be tied to the ground, so we can simply "sneak in" and cut the rope and free Trump from the degenerates.

sorry for spacing, but this other hypothesis is that instead of filling the balloon with helium they might use Hydrogen which is cheaper, but it's quite explosive... Hindenburg 2.0?
Either way, a mechanism to either cut the rope, or someone to go there and cut it for us...

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Maybe dont pop it. It's filled with helium so if the tether that is holding it to the ground is severed than it will float up and away. They won't have as kichmof a chance to retrieve it and patch it. If it gets too high of will just explode from expanded air pressure inside the balloon. You could also release the tethers from the ground or cut them with the props of a drone.

no need to take it down. Just cut it loose.

exactly

That doesn't make the same statement

There will be several ropes, and likely guarded so you would need to do some coordinated sly cooper shit or idk

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user, I don't think the plastic is going to be very flammable

There is a practical difference in the method isn't there? "take it down" means we burn it to the ground and "cut it loose" means we let it be free.
no need to take it down. Just cut it loose.

Chemist here.
Certain oils (Eucalyptus, Menthol, the stuff that squirts from citrus peels) melt latex rubber REALLY fast.
If you peel an orange, you will pop regular balloons if you touch them.
You just need a good delivery method.

absolutely this

Shoot it. Oh wait hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha fucking fags got no guns

>Just cut it loose.
With what? Keys? Cigarette lighter? Why won't ya'll just get a life? This is against the law

sure mate.

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Drones are very affordable these days.

Every cunt as politic leader = merkel

This appears to be a shitty rendering of what they want to do... I wonder if the location is the same too?

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>TAKE THAT TRUMP
>Trumps motorcade doesn't go down the road where that is
OH NONONONONNO MY PLANS TO MAKE TRUMP RESIGN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just let them do it guys.. don't get yourselves in troubles

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Use a drone to pop it

shoot it. very symbolic

This is great hahhahaha
haven't laughed so much in a long time
the BLIMPF is amazing and you right wing retards get triggered by a simple baby BLIMPF
Crybabies

this

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>acquire lighter
>keep lit for a while to heat up surrounding metal
>press into balloon

>sneak into trump blimp hanger
>fill with hydrogen
>hit it with flaming projectile while over city street
>???
>profit

BASED FALCONER, NOW IS YOUR TIME

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These two people are in on it. The first is the leader, I'm not sure the extent of the second guy's involvement. If anyone could find facebook pages or search any social media for others that may be involved that would help a lot.

>Leo Murray
twitter.com/crisortunity
>Andy Aitchison
twitter.com/andyaitchison
instagram.com/andyaitchison.uk/

Just fly a drone with something sharp (not a spoon or knife as that would be a criminal offence) into it at mach speed.

fishing hooks ( sharp) +drones

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possible
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>Find richfag
>have him donate money
>make some SJW balloon
>like a KKK trump balloon or something
>get into parade
>at the last second
>pull the cover off of the balloon
>it is a huge pepe balloon
>with a retractable sharp arm
>it pops the trump balloon
>???
>profit

Do not do a thing. Just sit back and laugh at the stupid.

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include me in the screen cap..holy fuck that post is weird.

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This, or mirrors or laser probably best.

Its going to be moored released from Parliament Square Garden. Does anyone know exactly when, and how high it will fly? That's probably detailed in the permit, I haven't found that yet.

What if this is vinyl rather than Latex. We need a drone with an ice pick on the bottom.

Brilliant!

Self-built microwave gun.

Here is Andy Aitchison's real account
instagram.com/andy8chi/

im interested

Those people who are saying to attack the balloon are anti-Trump shills. DO NOT ATTACK THE BALLOON! That's playing into democrat hands.

30m is the highest it can fly
Sometime in the morning during trumps visit for 2 hours only.

actually that's just a guy on holiday in turkey who has the same name

>Sometime in the morning
9:30-11:30 on the 13th

Parliament Square Garden
Friday, July 13th
2 p.m. to 4 p.m., probably
No higher than 30 m or 98 ft

I still vote drone, laser, or mirrors as the best and safest way to bring it down.

> sunlight
> in the UK

Sorry if I'm wrong on the time. I'm looking at a CNN article right now that says it will fly for 2 hours at the same time as the stop Trump March, and I'm seeing 2 p.m. as the start time for the March.

We need to stop with the ideas to destroy the balloon at the March. We need to target it before it gets that far. Leftards have put a lot of effort and money in to this shitshow, so for maximum butthurt we need to destroy it before it sees the light of day. The based Swissbro has already given us a possible lead in the other thread. Any autists going to scout it out? I would but I’m 200 miles away.

Mirrors are too noneffective at that distance desu, Lasers require a steady hand to maintain a temperature on a spot.
Drones might not work because the airspace is protected...

Burn all the pedos first

>Lasers require a steady hand to maintain a temperature on a spot.
Or a camera or surveying tripod.

You get a drone and a lot of parachute chord. Then, fly the thing *around* the ropes like an AT-AT in Empire Strikes Back. Fly the drone back and grab ahold of the trip chord with something heavier. You should be able to drag it to the ground somewhere.

What are your "police" going to do about it? Hop in a hot air balloon and issue the drone a citation?

Fire the apples with razors from a potato gun considering you'll likely go to jail anyway and likely will not hit it with them if you're chucking them.

It's absolutely worth it. Think of it like HWNDU 2: Electric Boogaloo

This would be incredible.

this

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Point with lazer is not to heat the envellope but the helium. So as long as you are on target, you apply heat. Helium expands with heat.
Boom. Only a question of time and energy.

Bad idea. Those razors are going to come back down and hit somebody.

Do you really want to risk going with a plan that might not work? I want something concrete desu.

That would work, but it will obviously stand out... we need to disguise it or something so that people on the street don't find it suspicious.

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This goes for any other projectile. Keep in mind that there's probably going to be a small crowd of idiots directly below this thing and other people nearby. Something sharp and pointy falling from 30m could turn into a manslaughter charge.

If you can buy a green laser pointer, there are YouTube videos that will show you how to adjust it so the output becomes intense enough to burn or melt, especially if pointed at something Darkly colored. If you were to take such a laser, strap it to a camera, and place the camera on the tripod, you'd have the perfect setup to steady, point, and observe your laser with no one noticing what you were doing. There will probably be lots of people with cameras on tripods to observe the crowd and the balloon.

Just have it set up with a camera. Nobody will think twice

>believe in free speech
>have to vandalize harmless float making fun of the president

pick one

You guys still able to obtain air rifles?

It's for fun

>Believing in free speech means you can't fuck with people for fun

We have like 10 threads about this stupid balloon. Fuck of already, most don't care if they fly it or not, if you want to fuck with it at least keep it in one thread. If you do just be prepared to get caused of vandalism and how the right can't take a joke. Seriously, why even give this atention?

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We don't. They just make themselves look like faggots.

Make your own thread and let us to it.

The ballon is leftist fag free speech, we’re just reacting appropriately.
Do you fags REALLY think you can change a single mind? You’re fucking retarded, please kill yourselves, /leftypol/

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Its fun to fuck with people

just cut the damn tether

Let it fly. Right next to the Muzzie Rape balloons we send up.