Post Your Alex Jones Style Rant

I AM AT THE FOREFRONT OF THE GLOBALIST TAKEDOWN!!!
THE GLOBALISTS WANT TO SHUT ME UP!!!!
JONES SAID THIS, JONES SAID THAT!!!!
THE EVIL SATANIC DEMONS KNOW THAT I HAVE THE POWER!!!
BUT I, ALEX JONES AM NOT ALONE, I HAVE THE TRUTH AND THE POWER OF GOD ON MY SIDE!!!!
YOU CAN RUN GLOBALISTS, BUT YOU CANT HIDE!!!!
BECAUSE I ALEX JONES, WILL FIND YOU, EXPOSE YOU, AND SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!
PEOPLE ASK ME “ALEX WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP STOP THE SATANIC GLOBALIST PEDOPHILIA TAKEOVER?
I AM TELLING YOU THAT YOU ALREADY ARE DOING YOUR PART IN DEFEATING THE DEEP STATE.....
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THIS IS THE INFOWAR
IM HERE, IM SICK OF IT, IM PISSED AND IM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING AND SEE ALL THESE GAY FROGS?!?!?
youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8
youtube.com/watch?v=G0tEpkcYvwI
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO OUT AND FIGHT THESE HOB GOBBLINS!??!?!?
I GO OUT THERE AND TAKE THEM ALL ON LIKE A RED BLOODED BULL!!
THEY ARE AFRAID OF THE TRUTH, THEY HATE THE TRUTH!!!!
IM HERE, IM HUMAN AND IM CUMMIN
THESE INTER DIMMENSIONAL SHAPE SHIFTING ENERGY VAMPIRE REPTILIAN PEDOPHILE LIZARD PEOPLE ARNT GOING TO KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!
THIS IS THE INFO WARS!!!!!
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1776 IS GOING TO COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR WAIFUS!!!!
AND IM NOT BRAGGING BUT SAMUS IS THE BEST WAIFU BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT
THE FEMINISTS ARE INSTALLING CHIPS IN THE SEX DOLLS MAKING THEM ABLE TO TURN DOWN SEX WITH THEIR LEGAL OWNERS THEREBY ENCOURAGING RAPE AND NORMALIZING IT!!!
THE MAGGOTS IN CHARGE OF SEX BOTS ARE MENTALLY CONDITIONING YOUR MIND INTO MAKING YOU A RAPEY PIG WHO LIKES TO SEE PEOPLE COWER AND SQUEEL AND IT MAKES ME SICK!!!!
OUR SOURCES AT Jow Forums AND OTHERS HAVE THE DOCUMENTS
THEY ARE GOING TO NORMALIZE PEDOPHILIA BY STAGING A COUP IN THE MINDS OF THE MASSES BY UTILIZING PEDOWOOD AS THE GATE KEEPERS
THUS LEADING UP DOWN THE GATES OF HELL AND ONLY IF YOU AND ME STAND UP TO IT WILL WE STOP IT FROM HAPPENING!
WHAT IS HITLER
WHAT IS MAO
WHAT IS STALIN
WHAT IS ALL OF THIS STUFF?!?!
THIS IS THE INFO WAR
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS PEOPLE!
ITS COMING, AND ITS COMING HARD!!!!
SOON ITS GOING TO BE ALL OVER YOU!
WHO IS GOING TO EXPLODE ALL OVER YOU?
GLOBALISTS! THATS RIGHT THE GLOBALISTS ARE COMING AND THEIR NOT GOING TO STOP!
THEY WONT BE SATISFIED UNTIL THOSE REPTILLIAN SHAPE SHIFTING BASTARDS SUCK YOU DRY!
ITS TIME WE TAKE IT TO THE GLOBALISTS, THIS TIME THEIR ALL GOING TO GET WACKED OFF LEARNING WHAT 1776 IS ALL ABOUT!
WERE NOT GOING TO HAND OVER OUR WOMEN OR OUR CHILDREN TO THESE RAPEUGEES!!
YOU HEAR THAT YOU GODDAM GLOBALISTS
YOU CAN TAKE OUR MONEY, YOU CAN TAKE OUR JOBS BUT DAMMIT YOU CANT TAKE OUR GUNS, OUR WIVES OR OUR CHILDREN
YOU KNOW ITS THIS SICK CRAP THAT REALLY GETS TO ME
YOU TRY TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN YOU TRY TO HELP PEOPLE OUT BE CHARITABLE BUT THEY JUST KEEP TAKING!!!!
ITS A TRICK!! AND IM NOT GOING TO FALL FOR IT ANYMORE!!!
IVE BROKEN THE CONDITIONING IT DOESNT WORK ON ME
YOU KNOW THERE WAS A GUY IN EUROPE WHO WAS GANG RAPED BY SOME IMMIGRANTS AND THEY WERE DEPORTED
THE GUY FELT BAD, GUILTY AND SAD FOR THEM
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE KEKED PEOPLE
AARRRRGHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
ARRHHHHRHHHHHHHGHGHHGHGH

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Alex Jones was funny for about a month 2 years ago.

Go away faggot.

WE HAVE A MEXICAN ELECTION WHERE OVER 100 OFFICIALS ARE KILLED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AGE OF CONSENT OVER THERE IS 12, THEY JUST ELECTED A COMMIE AND :'( OH GOD THIS IS REALLY GOING TO HELL ISNT IT?
ITS A MEXICAN, CHI-COM, VENEZUALIAN TRIO WHERE CHINA IS SUPPORTING THE TERRORIST AGENTS IN THE REGION, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS SUPPORTING THE MAFIA AGENTS IN THE REGION, AND THE VENEZUALIANS ARE SUPPORTING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT FOOD AND EVERYONE ELSE WANTS MONEY, AND DRUGS THAT IS.
IT REALLY IS A SICK PLACE AND A SICK ELECTION AND ITS A COUNTRY THATS LITERALLY FULL OF PEDOS AND TRANSVESTITES WHO WANT TO STEAL YOUR POTATOES AND TAKE YOUR GUACAMOLE!!!!!!
ITS A LITERAL ALIEN INVASION TOMATO MONSTER MEXICAN ARMADA BROTHERS!!!
AND ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT!
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AND NO IM NOT SAYING THAT THERE WASNT GAY PEOPLE BEFORE TAP WATER OR BOTTLED WATER, OR VACCINES
YOU THINK IM BASHING IT SAYING THAT I DONT LIKE GAY PEOPLE?!?!?
I DONT LIKE'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE MEMES TURNING THE FRIGGEN FROGS RACIST
UGH UGH UHG
ITS NOT FUNNY
IM SICK OF THIS CRAP
AND THEN WE LOOK AT OUR ENEMIES, CSNBC, OBAMA, KIM JOHN UN, THEY HAVE NO ENERGY THEY HAVE NO SOUL THEY HAVE NO LIGHTING THEY ARE COMPLETE PATHETIC MAGGOTS TRYING TO STRANGLE OUR MISSION TO COLONIZE SPACE AND TO ASCEND TO WHAT GOD HAS PUT OVER US
THESE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT EXIST
THEY ARE LIKE GIANT SQUID AND FLESH EATING OCTOPUSSES COMING OUT OF THE LOINS OF GEORGE SOROS
YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
THATS WHAT EVIL DOES TO YOU

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>glowing this much

>he thinks Alex Jones is still relevant
LOL fuck off marketing shill

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So cool

Kill all the pedos, burn em all

rofl
ARE YOU READY
ITS CUMMIN
ANY MINUTE NOW
IM TOTALLY SERIOUS THIS TIME
ITS A GAY BOMB BABY
AND THATS NOT ALL
AFRICA IS GOING TO SWIM OVER TO AMERICA AND THEN TAKE US BACK TO THE STONE AGE
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
NEXT MILLENNIAS NEWS TODAY

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nice digits btw

Psssh Alex has all the documents nigger fag.

make nambla afraid again

Well frogs were turning people racist after all.

we have the documents

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best one

starts at 1min

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THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN THIS BATHROOM. IS THIS AMERICA OR VENEZUELA? 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF I DONT GET MY BOG ROLL!!

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alex jones doesnt believe in reptillians or lizard people. not even remotely. other then that, completely accurate.

THE MACHINE ELVES, JOE!

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well they were, until alex jones and the infowarriors stopped it by spreading the word and stocking up on great products for their family like caveman bone broth, tastes great, its the nutrition your ancestors depended on, and its 25% off right now, we are barely making money on this people, but we want to get these products out to you and your family. please support the infowar or basically you are letting george soros take a dump all over you.

don't forget the filters

I HAVE TRIED REASONING WITH THIS SCUM. BUT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF. YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP US? YOUR ARROGANCE DISGUSTS ME. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PATRIOTS READY TO DIE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE. AND YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THAT IDEA OF FREEDOM FROM US. YOU CAN DRAG US DOWN IN THE MUD, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL THE IDEA OF FREEDOM. IT IS A FIRE THAT IS BURNING IN THE HEARTS OF ALL OF US AND IT WILL TAKE A TSUNAMI TO WIPE IT OUT. YOU PEOPLE BETTER BE READY FOR YOUR DAY OF RECKONING AND MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, BECAUSE REST ASSURED YOU WILL BE JUDGED. FOR YOUR HATRED OF HUMANITY, YOU WILL BE JUDGED. I DON'T WANT TO DIE, BUT IF YOU COME AFTER MY FAMILY, I GO INTO TURBO MODE TO DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEM. YOU PEOPLE ARE SATANIC. LITERAL SPAWN OF SATAN. [tears start to well] AND I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING SO EVIL CAN EXIST IN THIS WORLD. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THAT IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED. AND IT WON'T BE JUST ME. IT WILL BE ALL OF US. AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE IN YOUR LITTLE CAVES IN SWITZERLAND. WE WILL ROOT YOU OUT LIKE THE RATS YOU ARE. WE ARE COMING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nice digits bruh
but you need a dope as pic to go with it

btw all digits start with today 1776

10/10 all of these a top notch

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maymays aside, what do you guys seriously think about Jones these days?

His divorce left him more crazy than usual.

I love it.

Sure seems to a have a lot of "sources" but nothing to show us, as usual.