Make the thread you dumb cunts. How hard was this?
Brit/pol/
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Also post patrician tier British cuisine.
whenever you need me
whenever you want me
you know you can call me
i'll be here shortly
I want more britfeel radio
make them longer
Good work everyone
OP is a lesbian
Honestly despise France, Germany and continental Europe with a passion.
Fuck any Englishman who LARPs about "muh Germanic heritage". We're not the same as G*rmans in any way, shape or form.
fuck off mate
My dad is getting more bluepilled by the day. Unironically thinks Jews are God's chosen race. Used to tell racist jokes but now winces if someone says something racist. A couple of days ago he said he watched the BBC and there was some tranny on there, and now he says he understands trannies, and calls them 'she'/'her'.
not too sure if Belize is a good idea
employment looks hard to come by
FUCKIN KILLER RIFFS
youtu.be
literally all younger boomers/older gen Xers are like this
'Just been learning about trans rights, amazing how tolerant and diverse we are these days isn't it!'
I want to come up her arsehole
Start looking into patricide.
how can you leave the little girl that you "love so much it hurts" wtf is wrong with you, you honestly need to get your life sorted m8, can't keep going like this you'll have to choose a path to take and quit this wasting away the last years of you young self, also post belly I want to see how fat you are and compare myself to you
were you even there for her birth
Question Time / This Week thread:
i wouldn't want to be in the same room tbqh. that's a fucking odd modern thing
Was he there for the conception...
It's all agreed that we hate Germany, right lads?
>tfw 18
>never had a gf
>tfw only fucked 2 slags one of which was fat and I was smashed the whole time
>missed out on all that prime teen pussy while in hs
>18
>has fucked 2 slags
you're already doing alright. stop getting ahead of yourself you angry teenager.
Could always go to South Africa Eddie? Lots of jobs to be done since the people with money there have fled; chance to slot looters if things kick off there post August.
she'd be better off without me
yes
Is it degenerate to fuck thots, lads?
What about to knock them up?
They make me so angry but I want to fuck them.
agreed. no one needs a pathetic shit like you holding them back.
Quick rundown?
I want to violently wrestle with her, finally pushing her to the ground with my might and pinning her down with one hand firmly on her throat, the other tearing off those shorts and then entering her while she moans and tells me to choke her
I look at SA a few years ago, they were recruiting anti-poaching rangers, but I soon figured out that if you weren't African, you had to pay to LARP around with the rangers rather than be a paid employee
NEWFAGS OUT
pleb
How many letters do you think he has now?
Where do you live?
She left politics knowing she'd make more money showing off that tight body round a media firm phwoar...
What about other armed security gigs there? That seems to be quite the boom sector there at the moment.
it's a possibility I suppose, but SF/RM are first pick then Infantry then the Corps even though I was combat stream, but it's hard enough to explain as it is
they were ugly tho, I was on day 40 no fap and got desperate
>implying you could even if you wanted to
>tfw fat virgin and 20
>lose all my weight after taking /SIG/ pill
>face saggs like a post pregnancy belly
>21 and look 30 odd
>tfw won't ever even have a used up 20 year old, probably have to go for single mums trying to cling on to there youth by listening to old snow patrol albums
nah, you'll still be posting here in two years m8 and the little girl will probably be getting raised by whatever sorry cunt the snek dumps you for after cheating on you, are you drunk btw, and post bellow you fat cunt
>tfw baby faced but not in a bad way so I pull it off well
Fuck off
>Gas gas gas!
Is this a German b8 thread?
Show him pictures of the victims of Muslim rape and acid attacks. Make him retch at the mere thought of pakis
>tfw you can get away with stuff by acting like innocent teenager but can also pull off the young adult vibe
when you planning on fucking some slag, beware that if you go the online route unless you are very attractive you won't be picking up anyone only 3-4 out of ten slags, protip don't go for the fat ones you'll feel bad and don't meet them unless they show a full unfiltered face pic on their profile
probably
I'm welsh
>3-4 out of ten slags
Wouldn't mind tbqh, need to sort my shit out. I'm not ugly and definitely better looking than ed*ie despite having a slightly saggy face, I just act like a sperg like most that lurk
You’re a cunt
>I just act like a sperg like most that lurk
I don't act like that at all naturally I just had constant negative reinforcement from age 13 til now that made be stay quiet
how is that even possible in this society
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cheese and ham toasties desu
IT'S CALLED GRILLED CHEESE NIGGER
Too much work
how fat are you
SFC?
fucking hell, whos the market for that stuff.
unironically id rather drink one of those onions drinks
Special Fried Chicken. Common user, get with it.
they're halal, stop buying halal products you fucking numpty
yeah but are you ACTUALLY welsh... have you had a DNA test ?
Iceland was inspired by the Rotherham scandal
No that's Katie Hopkins btfo
all the retards in here keep saying its a muzzie when its probably some junkie
can you all stop being so boring thank you x
I asked what halal meant, as it was on the sign in the borito shop in town. Everybody just clamed up and didn't know what to say. I just stood there waiting like I didn't already know.
It was glorious.
corrr lavely
...
i was in northern ireland visiting family a while back and had some herons country fried chicken and a super chip(it had chicken gravy on fries) and holy fucking shit my mouth is watering just typing about it. god damn that shit is good eating. people were top fucking notch too, great place.
any of you ever ate elk?
I've eaten your mums vijiana
Nice
Not fat at all, 11stone 6 foot 1
elk ? aint that some mythical creature ? fuck off back to middle earth you nonce
that whole island is a genetic wasteland of manlets
Lots of kangaroos, ostriches and crocs in Iceland?
Pig food. You like pig food.
fucking retarded poorfags
How come as/pol/ is a general and Brit/pol/ never is?
Yes
>tfw 11st7 and 5"9.5
heh I probably have more muscle than you
aussies are just more committed shitposterws willing to keep it alive.
on a scale of American to British
he is 56% welsh
can you retards stop pretending to be 6'1 just because you can't bear the shame of being smaller than me
fuck off you manlet
Give me one good reason as to why you're not eating python steaks.
Poorfags need not respond.
lol at .5
wear big shoes, nobody will notice
All the massively horrific parasites
>poorfag responds
what did brit/pol/ eat to deserve you?
zebra steaks
I'm 5"10 when I wake up but shrink to but weremanlet and the .5 inches makes a difference I don't know why people pretend it doesn't
look a' that Barbara, we can eat crocodiles just like them imma celebrity lot! fancy a bush tucker trial for tea?
Fucking ill guys, I feel like my throat is swelling, my face feels warm, my head is all over the place, my skin is itchy, and I feel really fucking irritable. This shit is fucking annoying. On top of all that my keyboard is fucked and I can't find my phone.
had venison, close enough
was tasty like
Try shooting your air rifle into your throat, should clear it up
>Without her dad there to guide her,.Eddie's child soon falls into grime rap culture and by age 14 shes twerking with a bottle of White Lightning and a gang of mutt kids outside a Co-op at age 13
>Eddie wants this for his child
Why do you hate me?