Was Adam the first Feminist?

Was Adam the first Feminist?

His mistake was to believe women have agency and can think for themselves. If he had been a MAN and told Eve "Bitch don't touch that motherfucking apple" perhaps we'd all be living in The Garden of Eden right now.

Instead he cucked out and let that stupid ho ruin everything.

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He was asleep at the time, wasn't he? If anything both Litlith and Eve prove God Almighty hasn't got a fucking clue and His ability to see the future is vastly exaggerated. He should have created Adam a qt femme boymode companion to cuddle up with every night, and we could indeed still be living in Eden.

"Hey, shall we check out that forbidden tree today?" "Nah, let's spend the whole morning in bed, and then go play guitars all afternoon." "Good plan." See? Paradise.

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>He was asleep at the time, wasn't he?
No he took a bite and then immediately snitched on Eve

>God says if you eat the apple you'll surely die
>Snake says he's bullshitting
>"God" was actually bullshitting and just lied about it
Hm...

We got kicked out of paradise not because of a punishment for sinning, but because "the apple" resulted in sin being born into this world in the form of Cain which is the offspring of Eve and the serpent, Satan. This text makes a really good points to this case
theopenscroll.com/cainsPaternity.htm

another interpretation the apple was actually banking business with the serpent being the banker
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Basically this text claims that the whole genesis story of the bible relates to banking and usury through puns and wordplays.
So is Cain a wordplay on "purchase" and the snake decieving can mean "loaning" "hiring" "Indebting" or something along those lines. So when Eve said
>The serpent deceived me
it means Eve was loaned something, from which cain, the serpent seed (this text here makes a really good case for the Cain being the offspring of Eve and the Serpent while Abel is from Adam and Eve theopenscroll.com/cainsPaternity.htm ), the purchase was born. The same wordplay between decieve or credited/loaned also fits "snakebite". This means the deception is the loan/credit which is the deadly venomous bite of snake/creditor. The word "Canaan" is also related to Cain and means as much as "commerce" or "trade". The Canaanites are as I believe off spring of Cain. So the snake indebted Eve and Adam, which created the purchase, cain, which resulted in Adam and Eve leaving paradise. The purchase or trade, Cain, also becomes the first murderer. The land of Canaan, the land of trade and commerce is where todays Israel is. Canaanites by this definition are everyone who fell for the greed of the commerce, and these are also the same people the God told his people to completly wipe out.

In both versions it wouldnt be the punishment of God that got us out of Eden, but Eden being destroyed/coruppted and no longer able to be upheld among humankind.

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wrong, he said we will die, not when. and see there, death is all around us nowadays. the snake lied when saying "you will not surely die" even though death is certain now as before there wasnt death.

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>Adam the first Feminist?
First beta

no, lilith was

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This dumbass myth has dozens of versions and interpretations, in some of them Eve has indeed agency. Lilith was the feminist.

>in some of them Eve has indeed agency.
In which does she not?