Was Adam the first Feminist?
His mistake was to believe women have agency and can think for themselves. If he had been a MAN and told Eve "Bitch don't touch that motherfucking apple" perhaps we'd all be living in The Garden of Eden right now.
Instead he cucked out and let that stupid ho ruin everything.
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He was asleep at the time, wasn't he? If anything both Litlith and Eve prove God Almighty hasn't got a fucking clue and His ability to see the future is vastly exaggerated. He should have created Adam a qt femme boymode companion to cuddle up with every night, and we could indeed still be living in Eden.
"Hey, shall we check out that forbidden tree today?" "Nah, let's spend the whole morning in bed, and then go play guitars all afternoon." "Good plan." See? Paradise.
>He was asleep at the time, wasn't he?
No he took a bite and then immediately snitched on Eve
>God says if you eat the apple you'll surely die
>Snake says he's bullshitting
>"God" was actually bullshitting and just lied about it
Hm...
We got kicked out of paradise not because of a punishment for sinning, but because "the apple" resulted in sin being born into this world in the form of Cain which is the offspring of Eve and the serpent, Satan. This text makes a really good points to this case
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another interpretation the apple was actually banking business with the serpent being the banker
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Basically this text claims that the whole genesis story of the bible relates to banking and usury through puns and wordplays.
So is Cain a wordplay on "purchase" and the snake decieving can mean "loaning" "hiring" "Indebting" or something along those lines. So when Eve said
>The serpent deceived me
it means Eve was loaned something, from which cain, the serpent seed (this text here makes a really good case for the Cain being the offspring of Eve and the Serpent while Abel is from Adam and Eve theopenscroll.com
In both versions it wouldnt be the punishment of God that got us out of Eden, but Eden being destroyed/coruppted and no longer able to be upheld among humankind.
wrong, he said we will die, not when. and see there, death is all around us nowadays. the snake lied when saying "you will not surely die" even though death is certain now as before there wasnt death.
>Adam the first Feminist?
First beta
no, lilith was
This dumbass myth has dozens of versions and interpretations, in some of them Eve has indeed agency. Lilith was the feminist.
>in some of them Eve has indeed agency.
In which does she not?
i though the point was that he was manipulated by sex basically
>Litlith
an actual meme
Feminism started everything bad on Earth and continues to infect us
Perhaps the first epic fail for humanity.
Curiosity is one son of a bitch to tame.
We are living in the Age of Lilith aka the Kali Yuga.
Please shut up, you're sounding like such a retard
> Bitch don't touch that motherfucking apple
>*smack bitch*
>all work perfect
Adam is the archetypal beta. First he can't keep Lilith under control and whines to God about it, she fucks off and becomes a demon, then gets given a second chance but lets Eve go and cause the fall.
One of the Lord's cautionary tales about women
Men are given dominance over the female by decree of God
>His mistake was to believe women have agency and can think for themselves.
They do, that's what it means for both men and women to be made in the image of God.
God's a hermie.
>He was asleep at the time
Only during the creation of eve
> If anything both Litlith and Eve prove God Almighty hasn't got a fucking clue and His ability to see the future is vastly exaggerated
>Lilith
Absolute meme
>Proves God can't see into the future
Nigger God already knew that the serpent would trick humanity,he also knew you would make this shit thread too
>He should have created Adam a qt femme boymode companion to cuddle up with every night, and we could indeed still be living in Eden.
Absolute state of closet faggots
Is this your first time speculating about the garden of Eden?
This pic is funny because it is completely legit.
"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." -1 Timothy 2
In other words, Eve was clueless and was easily misled.
Adam was not tricked. Adam sinned directly, by making a choice. He chose to disobey to take the punishment with Eve and go against God.
So the moral of the story according to Timothy is, don't listen to women.
Curiosity or temptation?
Every major religion in the world lambasts females. It's never enough for women it seems, Eve wanted the Apple. White women want the BBC. It's not so different.
But woman is made from Adam's rib, i.e. baculum (penis bone).
Temptation from Eve.
Curiosity from Adam.
Yeah. I suppose it would've happened eventually if not then. At least we're about to get this thing wrapped up.
I can't deny that there is a part of me that wishes he would've just smacked her and said,
>"Bitch, don't touch that motherfucikin' apple!"
Women have always been in charge. And this is the perfect story to illustrate that. They used to charm with their wiles, grace, femininity and beauty. The smartest ones would even feign obedience and a humble nature but be ruthless and cunning alone.
And the only issue is that the modern woman has forgotten all these things, and men no longer are seduced or find them shockingly attractive.
>God Almighty hasn't got a fucking clue and His ability to see the future is vastly exaggerated.
Tells you not to do something and sees how you choose your own outcome with what info you were given.
He gives a free choice and we fuck up stop trying to blame god for something we should have been responsible for.