Was Adam the first Feminist?
His mistake was to believe women have agency and can think for themselves. If he had been a MAN and told Eve "Bitch don't touch that motherfucking apple" perhaps we'd all be living in The Garden of Eden right now.
Instead he cucked out and let that stupid ho ruin everything.
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He was asleep at the time, wasn't he? If anything both Litlith and Eve prove God Almighty hasn't got a fucking clue and His ability to see the future is vastly exaggerated. He should have created Adam a qt femme boymode companion to cuddle up with every night, and we could indeed still be living in Eden.
"Hey, shall we check out that forbidden tree today?" "Nah, let's spend the whole morning in bed, and then go play guitars all afternoon." "Good plan." See? Paradise.
>He was asleep at the time, wasn't he?
No he took a bite and then immediately snitched on Eve
>God says if you eat the apple you'll surely die
>Snake says he's bullshitting
>"God" was actually bullshitting and just lied about it
Hm...
We got kicked out of paradise not because of a punishment for sinning, but because "the apple" resulted in sin being born into this world in the form of Cain which is the offspring of Eve and the serpent, Satan. This text makes a really good points to this case
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another interpretation the apple was actually banking business with the serpent being the banker
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Basically this text claims that the whole genesis story of the bible relates to banking and usury through puns and wordplays.
So is Cain a wordplay on "purchase" and the snake decieving can mean "loaning" "hiring" "Indebting" or something along those lines. So when Eve said
>The serpent deceived me
it means Eve was loaned something, from which cain, the serpent seed (this text here makes a really good case for the Cain being the offspring of Eve and the Serpent while Abel is from Adam and Eve theopenscroll.com
In both versions it wouldnt be the punishment of God that got us out of Eden, but Eden being destroyed/coruppted and no longer able to be upheld among humankind.
wrong, he said we will die, not when. and see there, death is all around us nowadays. the snake lied when saying "you will not surely die" even though death is certain now as before there wasnt death.
>Adam the first Feminist?
First beta
no, lilith was
This dumbass myth has dozens of versions and interpretations, in some of them Eve has indeed agency. Lilith was the feminist.
>in some of them Eve has indeed agency.
In which does she not?