Inspired by In case that you didn't know, some of you Bong cucks got permission to fly an orange balloon of a baby Trump crying in a diaper to fly over Londonstan, prior to Trump's visit.
I say we pop it. Although most of you want drones to either burst it, or catch it on fire using heated metal, I would suggest to simply cut the cables holding it in place, allowing it to float away.
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Cut the strings. The Trump baby must go free! We must also coordinate the release of the Trump chicken.
But how strong are the strings?
Literally just point a high power laser at it for a minute.
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This attached to a drone
Use a drone to dump corrosive acid on it. That will put it out of its misery and it won't be too suspicious because acid attacks are commonplace in London. It would be a drone of peace.
Drones wont work. The area to start flying will be too crowded and you'll get vanned in a sec.
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Stick to raping dogs leaf.
Bow out of this one.
this needs to be carried out pre-event
No way bongs can own this.
Why not just use a hot wire cutter?
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The solution is psy-ops. Convert the balloon into an alt-right meme and embrace it. They'll either prevent it from flying, or we get even more meme material from the media.
this unironically seems to be the best bet we have right now.
but they're expensive - unless someone here either is willing to shell cash out, or happens to work in a lab that won't mind a laser going missing for a bit, we're shit out of luck.
And that's before we even begin to consider the effective distance of the laser / if multiple lasers focused on one spot would be required.
this
imagine the cries of Misogyny if this was Hillary
Very ironic considering conservitards are the first to scream 'Muh Free Speech' when they are not allowed to express themselves.
Cannot wait until the forces of good and reason prevail. You are all getting the rope for being traitors to the one race that truly matters, the human race.
These things are like 500 dollars but if I was a rich bong I would do it
That'd be perfect, but the 2 prime issues are:
>Weight (and getting it up there)
>Supplying enough power
What substance are they using to inflate it?
Not Hydrogen, absolutely not hydrogen.
Nobody does that anymore for exactly your pic's reason.
actually illegal iirc
Dart gun, blow darts. Keep it simple. Drones won’t work. Laser might but go with the sure bet. Cross bow, but doubt you can get those in bongistan.
Prevent the ballon from arriving to the site, in the first place.
stfu faggot. reviving the left at this point would be like trying to revive a corpse. accept your fate.
So it'll be helium, which will also act as a fire suppressant once burst, so setting it on fire is both extremely ill advised in the public context, and in the practical context.
Ok troops time for the intel briefing. The Bong Broadcasting Corporation released this today:
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-Balloon is launching from parliament square next to big ben.
-Will fly for 2 hours
-Flight is still awaiting ATC clearance
-Balloon is 6m (36 ft) and will fly at 100 feet in the air
-Balloon is tethered
idk if leaves are considered humans in the first place though.
Fuck off leaf
wow, seriously? what the fuck happened to you guys?
Clever girl
blow darts may work, but the issue is the balloon will be high as fuck, and if they bounce off or fall out, they'll rain on the public - which is a huge no-no.
We're running on It's-Okay-To-Be-White Protocols:
>Minimum necessary impact to get the job done
Go breed with an Abbo if all races are the same, dumbfuck.
Because Trump's going to be in town, there'll be helicopters everywhere.
They know this, so when some user tries to pop it, they'll be looking at serious jail time.
We need a really smart strategy here.
Security will be the highest it could ever be so drones won't work either.
Fireworks might work, but they will charge you for throwing it into a crowd.
We need this, the balloon has to fall, but it has to fall in a way they're not expecting or counting on.
If the insides of these were serrated, could they be effective?
thats actually one of the best ideas presented so far imho, though again, using a drone over a heavily occupied street is asking for v&
ironically crossbows are actually completely fine to have over the age of 17
easy:
>Swiss army knife
>Cut tether
>Harvest leftist tears
nah, pop that bitch. i can hear the liberal gnawing and gnashing of teeth and curdled hysteric screaming about fascism already.
Sling shot?
>we're not triggered by the balloon
>we're gonna autistically chimp out about it though and destroy private property like niggers
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Not bad. But time constraints are the only things stopping this plan.
>when some user tries to pop it, they will face serious jail time.
we should make a balloon of Mohammad to go next to it.
For solidarity.
>not burst it and miss out on more salty libtears
yea no
This is the answer, Bongs.
The NAP does not apply to leftists
you guys aren't allowed to own pellett guns are you?
Since nobody said nothing in the previous thread, I'll repeat:
get an airsoft rifle and empty it on the thing.
>it's okay when WE act like nogs
Just tell the local muslims the balloon is supposed to be muhammad or something. They'll riot and pop it, and nobody gets in trouble.
The only way for us to do this safely and properly, is if we get up and personal with the balloon.
If some of us could get together and dye our hair pink, get fake piercings and shave the side of our heads, they might let us near it.
Of course we will need to show them that we're not larping, so we may have to suck each other off just to earn their trust.
>WE
Don't you have a tumblr to attend to?
Then crossbow. It’s accurate, powerful as fuck, and can make that distance. Also won’t ignite gas inside. Solved.
Why don't you just convince the muslim population in london that it's a balloon of mohammad? That seems to be the most efficient, and most legal way to destroy the balloon
Just buy a 2 watt laser
So how about just using a sling shot and needle ?? Perfect way to get it done. Easy to carry too
Why doesn't someone just rent a large truck and park it in front of the driveway of the place where they're storing it. Put a boot on the tire or something to make it really hard to tow.
kek, when did you realize that the culmination of britbans was to prevent this balloon from being popped
Those are pretty heavy how are you gonna get those up there?
>i have no argument so lemme drop tumblr buzzword
are you gonna call me a snowflake next, faggot
This guy gets it. This is the best idea.
pocket rocket slingshot is like $8
In true Illuminati fashion, the answer is right there in the balloon itself. All it takes is a big safety pin.
I love you samurai. You'll always be my chosen race.
These aren't illegal in the UK yet are they? Reflect the sun onto the balloon, pop it.
That's the lamest fucking thing i've ever seen. Who holds a stick and tries cutting with a mini chainsaw? What happened to safety first?
That is a worthless pos from pics alone.
>be dude with a garage and sawhorses, but no actual saw.
>use retarded mini chainsaw to cut 2x4 clamped to sawhorses instead of chopsaw.
fishing rod from a roof COULD work, depending on the material it might be hard to connect, if its very hard and smooth ... but if it hooks it will allow you to pull it towards you and knife it
beat you to it
Nigger. Have you never seen the movie UP? Just a get a few hundred balloons and cut that blimps throat.
Woah there, fellow human, i hope you're not homophobic
Dump an assload of bird seed on top of it from a roof
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Itll probably be steel cables
We need to find the thickness of this blimp.
Until then, we won't know if slingshots are even an option.
instead of having a separate balloon of Mohamed somebody suggested putting something that says that trump balloon is the prophet and to see Muslims flip out
sewing needle in the cork of a champagne bottle is easy to do and allows plausible deniability
Giant slingshot
Well that's easy, just melt them with jet fuel
No, it won’t. You need distance and there’s no way you’ll hook that thing and have the rod strength to pull in anywhere. Your rod and/or line will break. Crossbow.
Use a crossbow from the roof of a building, high powered laser or a suicide drone with a bottle of sulfuric acid. Laser is the best option desu, setting the ropes on fire with a high powered laser is also possible
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>These aren't illegal in the UK yet are they?
You need a mirror license
Fishing rod with three-prong hook, and a weight for extra distance.
Cast from the road if it's low enough, from a nearby roof if it's too high.
Once it's hooked, reel in, and you will either pull the float into stabbing range or tear open the float if they try and fight it.
I dont think this would be hot enough to actually work without a crazy amount of people.
>sun
>England
Pick one
They're illegal to possess in central London. The law permits them but, I shit you not, they can be confiscated.
Put glue or some shit on the seeds so it sticks
let's keep it and turn it into a symbol of rebirth for America.
like how we adopted yankee doodle.
This is the answer my friends. To harness the power of the sun itself.
bump for hilarity
if bongs pull this off it will be HWNDU-flag-stealing tier, maybe greater
im going to promote this idea some more, you guys need to think more like merchants, it doesn't reflect good on us if we pop it. Best to have the goyim do it for you
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2hr window, super hard to pull off. Maybe glowies could be frens for this?