Pitcairn Islands

>But the U.K.--or at least the Queen
Not the UK but the Queen of New Zealand who just happens to also be Queen of the United Kingdom

The Queen of Pitcairn, who also happens to be the Queen of other Commonwealth states.

Australia?

I think the mayor got reelected despite being a nonce and is the current mayor

except you are a overseas dependency who has the Queen of the United Kingdom not a Commonwealth realm with their own monarch

Hey, there's 40 of us and the Queen made NZ give us a bunch of money.

I have the odd desire to visit there

It sounds like pol island but only with Polynesian women instead of Asian women

>more than it was
It was HUGE news at the time.

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were not the ones wasting money thesun.co.uk/news/2622005/britain-sends-almost-18million-in-foreign-aid-to-42-inhabitant-mutiny-on-bounty-island-426000-for-each-islander/

It belongs in our Realm.

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It only affected 30 or 40 people. Not a big deal.

we should also add Norfolk theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/23/norfolk-island-should-become-part-of-new-zealand-says-former-chief-minister

Don't you guys pay tribute to England or something?

How fucking rare are you bro? Like 40 people Live there

>Don't you guys pay tribute to England
Don't know what you are talking about, we have no links with England except strangely due to unforeseen circumstances we just happen to have the same woman as Monarchs

We have the internet for a few hours a day when the generator is on. I'm not a retard, just isolated.

It's only 12 boys and a coach in Thailand in a cave.
Not a big deal.
You'll hardly see it mentioned.
Did you have a functioning brain in 2004?
You have to be over 18 to post here

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So basically everyone there...

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Antipodean Co-prosperity Sphere when?

I mean really, put it in perspective. There are 40 people that live here. No one diddled kids, that's not okay. It's hard not to incest when there are like 3 families on the island.

Nice there?

Just because the cats bed is closer to the dogs bed than the owners doesnt mean that the dog owns the cat

Did you at least manage to get it in some of that teen puss before the scandal broke?

they use the NZD and its our bloody police that have to keep on going over there and when they raped their kids it was our courtroom they were sentenced in

Fuck up boomer cunt

Lol, shut up Bong. Aren't you supposed to be busy figuring out how to pop a balloon or some shit...?

It's gorgeous. I love where I live.

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Reclaim Australia when.

Are you a convicted sex offender?

>1918
>Dominate 1/4 of the entire globe
>Control India, most of Africa, all dat tea
>Have so much territory that the SUN LITERALLY NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE
>2018
>The Empire consists of a tiny Island made up of child molesters
>Have to pay them millions
>But still won't allow them to become British citizens or have any rights as one, because you have too many inbred rapists already

RR-R-rule BR-Britannia..

Press F to reminisce.

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Rare

Are they still offering free land to anyone willing to move there and build a home? How accepting would the 40blocals be? Sounds pretty comfy being that isolated tbqfh

Shut up Cortez. Guns are legal in my part of the UK for self defense

Why not by some birds off us.

If you're a nice guy you might fit in. A few of the guys really don't like outsiders. Honestly, 90% of our conversations are "remember when x did y?" You'd probably hate it.

Wow rare flag.
Add to your 574 posts!
archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/countries/

rare rapey flag

F

Those are all me and a friend of mine who found this stupid forum.

comfy and simple. do you work?

Id probably keep to myself mostly.

When 40 people live on the island you do everything for yourself. You aren't calling painter, you just do it yourself.

We're pushing for the tourist boats and stuff. You really don't want to live here though. We don't have a powerplant, just a diesel generator that's on a few hours a day. No A/C, internet is very slow, no TV Satellite or otherwise.

yeah reminds me of stories of how villages were a century ago. its comfy.

I honestly would forgoe luxuries in order to be just left alone. Sounds stupid but I've actually dreamed of moving to tiny Pitcairn for years

I'm also incredibly handy and do everything for myself already so I'd be alright looking after things

Sounds like a place I can live in for the rest of my years, I don't need electricity, a fireplace for nights is good enough for me, I practically grew up in a log cabin in the middle of nowhere and i miss it greatly. sometimes solitude is true freedom

pedofilia probably. The island is known for that

Is that Pitcairn? I knew it was one of those places.

It's quiet. The generator is the only thing I can hear right now. It kicks off at 2300. Then I'll go to bed with the windows and door open because I know everyone here and enjoy the breeze

The only thing we know this island for is being the paedo capital of the Empire

>Shows a graph prooving Pitcairn Islands are closer to Tahiti
>Since it is South-East to Tahiti it's even closer to Gambier archipelago.
>Claims it for NZ

If anything, it's French Polynesia rightfull clay.

Agree with the frog, only because I like Polynesian food.

>it's French Polynesia rightfull clay.
France should also be thrown out of the pacific

No thanks

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What do you guys do all day? I know you have maintenance and stuff like that but what are average days/weeks like around Pitcairn?

Work, a lot of work. All of the stuff that gets done in your town without your involvement we have to do ourselves. Streets, sewers, etc.

Are you in this photo?

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For instance, there's a pretty bad break on the road down to the harbour. We're going to fix it tomorrow.

What's your port of call if you have a toothache?
Cook Islands? NZ?

No, but my Mum and Dad are
You don't go to the dentist when you live on Pitcairn my friend. No one here has all of their teeth.

Do all the men work together every day?what about food? Do you import most of it or do you grow/raise most of it on island?

We kept strategic land masses world wide for our armed forces.

Wew lad.

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Ah the pre meme nation era. What a time that must have been

Today we import a lot of stuff on the tourist boats from NZ. When my parents were kids we were totally self sufficient.
Most of the younger guys do all of the hard work during the day.
Anyway, coming up on 2300, power is about to get shut down. Always fun chatting with you guys on your political forum. It's interesting to hear what's going on in the world.

yeah

Best of luck Pit-Bro

Hope I get to visit your country some day. It would be fun!

>thinking that isnt a Larp

Thanks for pit posting with us bro! Fascinating !!!

I'm sure they have set up a server there for proxy users retard

>its gorgeous where I live
>google earth screenshot
>not an actual photo hes taken
fuck off you fucking faggots

>Jow Forums says thats his flag, so it must be.

add rarotonga

Op's post
>23:03:05
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>23:05:25

WHAT ARENT THEY TELLING US

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Never seen a kiwi fag more assblasted. Until joe Parker loses to his second nigger this year

Rarotonga is in the cooks

You've never left you basement, I'm not surprised you haven't seen much.

ah

YOU CAN LIVE THERE:

immigration.gov.pn/

>cons
>No freehold land, leasehold only
>You need some money beforehand
>There's not much to do for money on the Island anyway
>There's an incredibly poor man/woman ratio
>Literally full of convicted sex offenders

>Pro's
>????

Must have been heart wrenching watching your national pride do fuck all and not even try to win in the biggest fight of his life!

I'll sadly post a link to r*ddit for those interested
reddit.com/r/Jow Forums/comments/3hpcq4/rare_pepe_flag_spotted_on_pol/

>watching your national pride do fuck all
who the hell watches boxing?

what are you even talking about?

Lol I know a few kiwis and they were pretty into it. And like you they're nownpretending they didn't know anything about it

Who the fuck is Chloe Ferry and if I slap her ass will I have a hand left?

>And like you they're nownpretending they didn't know anything about it
Parker wasn't a NZer he was a Samoan

>Boxing

The only people I have ever met who care about boxing are Asians, are you an Asian? the flag checks out.

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