Men's bar "pick up the body" of the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure

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> drink deflower wine
> visit graveyard
> pick up corpse
> get laid

Perhaps incels would benefit from a trip to the far East??

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what the fuck are you trying to say here

>the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure

What's the matter? You can't read Engrish, Sven?

In China they have something called "picking up corpse"

Women who want to get paid get extremely drunk at clubs. If they don't go home with someone by the end of the night they lay outside of the club "as a corpse" hoping to get dragged off by anyone who wants her.

This is normal and accepted there

Judgement does not forget such heresy

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Get laid*

This is why we don't allow alcohol. Allahu akhbar!

Weekend empress relatives to explore in more than 30 degrees hot and humid weather feel great aunt's enthusiasm, seems to be the 21st century the most invincible torture.

> Said one night stand criterion is to make myself drunk, giving them a chance. This social slag male zhenbushao, paper or high self-esteem good girl.

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Is it still incest if your mothers dead first?

lol, thats fucking retarded. cant she just ask for sex?

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You can just put it in spanish if you can't speak english.

yes

They are asking for it, in their own way

holy fucking shit

ah, china. the last heterosexuals on earth

If you’re a white man you don’t need to go to a graveyard to get laid in the Far East.
Although the women will generally lay there like a corpse anyway.

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yes

oh fuck
that's why

Seems weird huh, just like drinking oil out of a sewer seems a little weird. These are the people that jews want us to believe are higher IQ than whites.

at least they're not mentally retarded christian psychotics like whites

yeah but now some women who are actually just passed out will get raped because men will assume they did it on purpose to get laid.

sometimes when drinking you pass out. its only happened to me maybe a couple times and not since high school. but still. it happens, you think you can handle more drinks because youre too drunk to understand how drunk you are. it happens to the inexperienced drinker usually, like a young woman.

now these women have made life a little less safe for themselves by using this short sighted tactic.

all because they are too socially retarded to figure out how to fuck each other

They’re higher IQ because they are better at book learning.
Tell a chinaman a shitload of facts and he will study the shit out of those facts and commit them all to memory.
What they lack is inquisitiveness and the desire to ask questions and know WHY something is the way it is.

>oh shit, someones in trouble, everyone run away before we get in legal trouble for trying to help someone!
haha china

Tits please.

im surprised they rescued the kid though. usually when the chinese see a child in trouble they just walk on by and ignore it and let the kid die.

i do the same shit now

dude, if you want to troll, you have got to learn to be more subtle

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER

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Why did they leave it running?

>that moment when the escalator stops moving

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The tiger finally has a fucking idiot off. Besides, it does not seek death will not die do not know the truth? Also did not hear that the bridge to commit suicide, to stop the bridge to rectify ah!

couldnt have said it better myself

Silence!
You are lucky that we do not stone you for your haram alcohol consumption and harlotry!
ALLAHU AKBAR!

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The man think ah, encountered the tiger should try to stand up straight and body, serious eyes and full of anger, open hands, a mouth shouting voice, such as "grass mud horse has the ability to eat Lao Tzu". So that death is more dignified.

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Pathetic

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im actually a dude
you dont have to be a woman to think its retarded for women to do this

Neither can I apparently! Go lay down in the bathtub and sleep it off!

well you type like a bitch

>a leaf
>a man
Pick one

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By Allah! Be quiet or I'll give you my shoe.

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I'm with this guy. I can't wrap my head around this post. Just one comma in "Men's bar "pick up the body" of the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure" would certainly help. Too many uses of definite article 'The' aswell perhaps.

I didn't know abos know how to wear shoes

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cool, thanks

To tell the truth, this wine is not a good thing. One time I got drunk, second days up to call a brother: dude, I'm sorry, last night to drink a big. Friends reply: brothers! But you are drunk last night to It's only human., my hamster thrown out, still shouting, go to! Pikachu! I can't understand......

Oh, it's not just the inexperienced drinkers lol. I have a terrible tendency to start believing that I'm sober again after I get past a certain state of intoxication, which obviously can't be allowed when I've already put so much effort in, so the only obvious answer is to drink more.
Unfortunately, in reality, I'm usually already at that point where one eye just stays closed, I can't finish my sentences, and I definitely won't be remembering anything about that night when I eventually wake up again.
The only positive seems to be the ability to make new friends twice - once when drunk and then again the next day after I've forgotten them again.

Never trust chinese made shit

This is now a China hate thread

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Women are worse than niggers

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yeah i dunno, maybe youre dumb? see, i know my limit is like 12 beers. ideally i prefer not going over 8 or 9. and even drunk i can still count. find your limit and stay within it, how hard is that? also, drink slower

t. male-feminist leaf

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>Men's bar "pick up the body" of the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure
What the actual fuck did you even try to say?

>chinese themeparks

wow

its the headline of dat chink news bruh

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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So basically any white man of decent size will instantly fall through?

Considering the average weight there is like 90 pounds.

wait, what? so you basically get to fuck drunk girl?
how much does it cost?

lol
im actually a misogynist
im just not pro-rape
and i think women are going to get other women raped acting like this. and i think thats short sighted and stupid of them

its free they do it on purpose its how happy families form

Do you even speak English, mutt?

Did you pray 5x today cuck.eu?

>Men's bar "pick up the body" of the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure

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how would that even work

>2018
>still not knowing how masturbation bars work

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awesome, but what if I jsut want to fuck blackout drunk girl to satisfy my rape fetish and dont form family?

NOFAP - however even with a passing familiarity of the process I am not familiar with that steel jerk off contraption & it's mechanisms

Then China is for you frien

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tell me more. Are there designated rape cities, or should I just go to Szanghaj? How much ticket cost? should I be ready to escape after coming in asian pussy? Is it done in hotel rooms or should I get some better location?

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Read the article. Pick up a pack of Four Loco aka Deflower Wine - hit the nearest graveyard and pick up a corpse and get some strange if that's your fancy. It might not be rape if they did it on purpose tho.

>Everyone who posted before me and will post below me right now is a hook nosed nigger loving kike who faps to his mothers wedding photo and smells sweaty socks whenever he can enter a womans home.

oh no no no no
noooo
no

>yeah but now some women who are actually just passed out will get raped
Shouldn't have gone binge drinking in a country that sees it as an invitation to get fucked, you slag.

you jam it in through the dick hole

yeah, its very irresponsible so
thats a fair point
i mean how stupid do you have to be and how far should society go to protect people this fucking stupid

well - its my fault for asking. Thanks pervert leaf.

But what if I don't want to pay her?

It's not about weight, you idiot. It's when one of the workers forgets to bolt the plate back down after maintenance. Ffs, they're not covered with tin foil.

seen this 100 times just noticed holy fuck

MEN BAR PICK UP THE BODY AN YO UGO TO WORK SUPER CHINA SUCKY SUCK WATAMELON BIG TIME EDITION

Nice

Most won't remember that, user. I'm sorry.

t. faggot chink who wants to harvest our organs

>pretend to be American
>can't write American sentences

Pack your shit up from whatever sanctuary city you currently reside in and go back to the country of your origin.

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np
it may interest you to know that some people also apply electricity to a special type of dick hole stick.

Are you having a stroke? What did he mean by this? I literally cant tell.

i think he meant to say laid

or maybe he did mean paid. and if so that is a very bizarre form of prostitution. why would someone rape a passed out drunk woman and then pay her. how can that possible be a functional business model

Honestly, the older I get, the more I think society does not have any obligation to protect you from your own stupidity, even if I know damn well it's possible I could end up doing something stupid enough that I wished someone would've stopped me. But that's what you have bros for.

>Men's bar "pick up the body" of the female drunk to the disaster to the permanent cure

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it's most likely translated chink-speak

i think its polite and decent for society to do some things to protect stupid people, because sometimes we are all stupid and its just good mutual cooperation and survival to help each other out. but i think that should have limits.

society shouldn't be expected to bend over backwards going way out of its way all the time and at great effort to protect extremely stupid people from extremely obvious threats they were already warned about.

and i dont think its healthy for a society to live in some nanny state. where adults are treated like children for their own protection. citizens arent developing that sense of caution and personal responsibility required to have a moral and wise society.

so evil governments want to protect the stupid in every way possible to make people more stupid and more dependent on the state. and to put in place more control over everything to "protect us" is often a power grab. its easier to control a weak and stupid childlike population with no sense of personal responsibility or awareness of danger.

>So basically any white man of decent size will instantly fall through?
>Considering the average weight there is like 90 pounds.
only in burgerland my friend

Yeah I was mocking his spelling mistake lol

The screaming makes it worse
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I've got a very young daughter now. I can still handle gore just fine, but I can't watch shit with kids anymore, especially this chink shit.

Worked in shanghai and shenzhen for 18 months. Never take a lift. NEVER use an escalator. Always use the stairs. If you are going to be working in a building for more than a couple of days then test the fire escape route for your floor, its probably got a concreted over door or the fire door is welded shut or something equally stupid. Never help a victim of an accident, even a young child. Never eat street food. Never get a Chinese girlfriend or fuck buddy. In fact, just don't go to the peoples shithole of China, go to hong Kong instead.

>Women who want to get paid get extremely drunk at clubs.
This is not what is going on at all. What's happening is women drink too much for whatever reason, group pressure, getting free drinks, poor judgment and end up unconscious and men pick them up and drive them off the scene to have sex with them while they're unconscious.

The problem is irresponsible drinkers, and poor security (ie no security) in the clubs for these women because no one gives a lying fuck.