Operation: balloon pop

Fuck me this place has lost its ways

>he doesn't know about HWNDU

i WISH this would get that big

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>inb4
>These threads are no longer allowed as of last night. But just in case it was a rouge mod...

The target balloon is 20ft(6m) tall and can be floated to an altitude of 200ft (60m) would be seen, in normal conditions, to an approximately 7 mile(11km) radius or 150sq miles(400km) total visible area. Tethered to the ground with nylon cord, it is filled with helium gas, which is non-flammable, harmless to humans, and has no detrimental effect on environment when released. Material construction likely consists of 4mil(.004 inches/.1mm) thick polyurethane coated nylon fabric designed to resist tearing and impacts such as a bird strike. With a flight time of 2 hours, small holes will have little effect neither noticeably deflating the target or impacting performance; it will not explode from either heat or small punctures.

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are listed as customers of promotionpiggy.co.uk who made #TrumpBaby balloon & will be setting it up. #Boycott

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If you really wanna fuck them around. Spend your energy suggesting that they've used noxious chemicals in the making of said balloon a la the jokers smilex gas from batman 1.
Get them (and the company that built it) nailed for acts of domestic terrorism

You can’t fly light aircraft over London

Your best bet is to rush it when they’re setting it up and stab at it.

i don't get it just go around the left protest areas and let off a bunch of stink bombs while walking through

They're the left.
How would you even notice a stink bomb over the stench of freebleeding and white dreadlocks?

That or cut it's cords and let it float away.

Has anyone checked out the place where it is being stored yet? We can then formulate a plan to destroy it before it even leaves the ground. Then the Khan Baby balloon which is now being crowdfunded can fly gloriously in its place.

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>on the one hand, the balloon reflects badly on the left, very badly
>on the other hand, holy shit it'd be on live tv, imagine all the lulz

This is a hard one

Missing from the dozens of deleted threads were an understanding that puncturing this balloon with anything smaller than a basketball size hole is not going to bring it down. It's rip proof and it wont pop from laser light or a super heated metal being dragged across it. A drone would literally bounce off of it even with razor blades... nylon is no joke. The most effective way to stop this thing from flying is to either convince the company who is going to set it up that they will be boycotted, somehow get the permit revoked, or deface the balloon with paint or an obscene phrase that would make it unsuitable to be seen.

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With what knife?

pretty sure that's against sharia law

I don’t think it is at the manufacturers anymore. The outside photos looked like they were in London. How do we know the manufacturer will set it up?

Boycotting will do nothing. I mean how many of us buy zeppelins on a daily basis?

melt it for the lolz

What about dropping a can of paint over it with a drone?

What if we nuked London

Boycotting will just humour the normalfags.

It's a shame laws in the UK are so Orwellian, otherwise a ton of Jow Forums users could just distribute / paste (where legal) posters like pic related across London for the same reason, i.e. """humour""".

I think doing so goes against the 2006 Race & Religious Discrimination Act however.

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there is literally nothing written in the Quran that forbids someone of drawing muhamadremia

It must be topped off with helium every 3-4 days if left inflated and in order to adhere to public safety it is almost certain it must be set up by professionals who are bonded (they offer set up services)

A biobomb would be better, London (the physical city) is beautiful desu

Oh France honey no...

we need someone with a homemade bomb strapped to a drone to fly over the balloon and blow that fucker to high hell

It isn't

>laser
YOU ARE A FAGGOT

nylon fucking burns and melts bitch

go get a nylon rope

even kevlar can be cut by a laser and that shit is actually decently fireproof unlike fucking nylon

just use a blue laser and melt a hole in it

Yesss! Specifically looked on Jow Forums to see if there was a plan to deal with this. Bring it down

It's not a matter of puncturing it. Sure you could probably put a hole in it with a class4 laser.. but it won't bring it down unless you are using something with hundreds of kilowatts.. a small hole wont phase it... it's tethered and helium isn't flammable. Rip stop nylon wont allow the hole to get any bigger than the beam.
>tl;dr
fail

It's hard to keep that shit steady on one point. Do we know what the balloon is made of? Do we know how thick it is? What power of laser can we even get on scene in bongland?

I don't trusst this light-methods guys. Glueing a dagger on all 4 sides of a drone and then repeatedly stabbing the thing untill it comes down is the best option, but you gotta sacrifice the drone, not the cheapest version.

you don't believe me ? Look it up faggot

see

It's already getting dealt with. Any more threads help the glowworms

Flamethrower attached to a drone should be more effective and you can get back the drone after that.

Why isn't anyone shooting it with airshot guns ?

A dji phantom 2 armed with a few blu-ray lasers may do the trick

Oh I believe you

What about model aircraft guys? Could this work?

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You fuckers are plotting this shit like Al Qaeda. Miniature 9/11.

this place is for 18+. Please leave

>>Get back drone --> get caught --> Get raped in prison by Muhammad
Once the balloon starts going down, whoever is flying the drone should just leave, possibly with the drone in stable condition so nobody gets hurt. Throw the controller in Thames so to destroy the evidence or whatever and maybe leave London for a couple of days.

Yeah, that shit would rape that balloon if you stuck a couple of razor blades on it. Hell, you might even be able to just cut the cables, and let it fly off, into the wind.

Duck tape sharpened butter knife to it

What if we used...ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS?!!

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>sense of humor

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>eejits
Get your own words motherfucker

>butter knife
>UK

user, I have some bad news.

You can't put anything on the wings, otherwise you fuck up the aerodynamics. Shit won't fly. You could put something like a wide, lightweight knife in the middle, but you need to watch not to fuck up the balance. Not to mention this shit's even more expensive than drone.

>Find it
>Slash it up
All other plans are LARPs that Bongs won't follow through with

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hope they are prepared for the Trump curse, my bet is a tornado appears

Yeah, which is most people.

Modified it probably would, but if it bounces off and falls into the crowd you could cause injury. Plus day off is going to have lots of security... the user with the mirror idea was probably the best..

>Archimedes may have used mirrors acting collectively as a parabolic reflector to burn ships attacking Syracuse. The 2nd century AD author Lucian wrote that during the Siege of Syracuse (c. 214–212 BC), Archimedes destroyed enemy ships with fire. Centuries later, Anthemius of Tralles mentions burning-glasses as Archimedes' weapon.[33] The device, sometimes called the "Archimedes heat ray", was used to focus sunlight onto approaching ships, causing them to catch fire.
I did all the math for you. According to this vid all you need is a slight curve in a straight highly reflective surface (3:00): youtube.com/watch?v=a9qk1l0LjEs&t=3m
The wood piece bends the metal slightly to focus it's beam...they manage to focus a heat beam at 30m which is the same height the Trump baby balloon will be flying at. The balloon itself is 1mm thick plastic bursting at the seams with pressure because of the inflation and it's a hot day so the plastic will already be warmed up and weakened...even just heating up a spot on it will cause the inflation to help burst it open and take care of the rest as it comes down. Tinfoil alone could work, bring a roll of tinfoil as part of a picnic basket and construct the schematics in this blueprint before the balloon goes up. Even 2 or 3 britfags should be enough. Other options are parabolic mirrors like tinfoil in the underside of an umbrella, tinfoil in general, or even two flat mirrors held or taped together slightly angled.

If we can take this thing down legally (instead of drones or guns or lasers) with simple tinfoil and mirrors they will never fly another balloon again and no one will be charged with anything because tinfoil and mirrors aren't illegal in bongistan....YET.

Just had an idea. I don't think a knife strapped to a drone will ever get enough velocity to pop this bastard. However, if you drop a weighted, balanced knife from enough height for it to reach terminal velocity... balance so the point will always face down, not sure how, trial and error. Sorry if dumb proposition, I don't know the max height on a drone or how you could trigger a remote release in a controlled manner. Maybe a rock covered on all surfaces with extremely sharp caltrops, nails, etc. so it doesn't matter which side falls face first. The rock would also give enough weight to puncture it.
I"m enjoying the intellectual exercise of this. Harder than expected.

>unilever
>boycott

Hahaha silly yank. Thats is THE biggest consumer goods producer in Europe, anyone in the UK who opens a kitchen or bathroom cupboard will find dozens of unilever brands.

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Quick, somebody contact the Indian Task Force!

Fight me irl faggot

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Shouldn't we just tweet at Trump to airstrike it or some shit? Balloon vs US military, who will come out on top??? Use the Spaceforce laser weapons.

Actually that's true.

newsweek.com/koran-does-not-forbid-images-prophet-298298

Basically stupid people trying to understand a book in a language they don't really understand misread. The pitfalls of religion for the masses.

Lets call it "Operation: Abortion"

It can only be hoisted in the air 90 feet for two hours.

Tfw you’re a Londoner and every one of these threads talks about nuking your city
T. Londoner

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False its actally has apart of tax payers money put into it thanks to muslim major SK, not all of think Trumps is bad sooooo yeah kill it

I know about Archimedes burning ships.
This is harder than you think, people will get nervous waiting for the thing to happen, you can never be 100% sure you're aiming in the right direction, not to mention Shitlibs purposely throwing shadow on your mirror as they find out what you're doing. You could be doxxed easily.

I think we have some lightning predicted so fingers crossed.

The most sure way to keep it from flying is to gain access to it's storage location via a ruse of sorts ("legal") and paint a giant dick on it or write Muhammad rapes kids ect.. A strong paint that can't be removed will ruin it for good instead of patching it up for the next event.

Other than that going after the supplier and the permit are next best things imo.

Someone needs to bring this down lads we downed the luftwaffe in 1940 we can bring down a fucking balloon, if we don't we'll be ridiculed here forever, this is our chance to prove ourselves to the based burgers leafs aussies and euros

carry on then

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maybe stick an flare into it

The best thing to do is to quickly fly a giant balloon of a leftist idol first.

By the time they fly the trump one ours would have already made all the headlines and it will look like they just copied us.

A la

>being so mad that you invest time and money in this nonsense
Britbongs are literally worse than germans. At least here it's only "LOL DRUMPF SO DUMB MOAR LIKE BLUMPF AM I RITE".

Yeah lets just fucking nuke it.

This is pretty fresh coming from you guys considering the right is always quick to whine about 'muh Free Speech' when they feel their expression is being censored.

I cannot wait until the world gets back on track and people who are against the only race that matters, the human race, are hanged for being the bigots that they are.

OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT DRONE AND THAT POINTY M8?

Meh I don't really care about the baloon, but the white and east asians have superior culture and that is a fact.

Retard

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rather than focus on the balloon itself, why not focus on the tethers holding it in place turning the Trump balloon into a safety hazzard?

This

Just because you are whoring your women with an orange piece of turd? Naaa...

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how come its legal to make this offensive thing but if i made a baby mohammud the english would execute me by rectally injected islamic semen overdose

can we just call this in as hate crime and let their own faggot cops enforce their own faggot laws?

>Offences under Part 3 carry a maximum sentence of seven years imprisonment or a fine or both.[7]

The Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 inserted Section 4A into the Public Order Act 1986. That part prohibits anyone from causing alarm or distress. Section 4A states, in part:

(1) A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he—

(a) uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or
(b) displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,
thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress.

its pretty clear this is a threatening, insulting, and abusive for the express purpose of harassing trump

Something like this yeah.

K.O.

Drone with a paintbrush? Paint balloon?

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>Shit birth rates
>Superior culture
Pick one retard

it has precedents

>On 4 March 2010, a jury returned a verdict of guilty against Harry Taylor, who was charged under Part 4A of the Public Order Act 1986. Taylor was charged because he left anti-religious cartoons in the prayer-room of Liverpool's John Lennon Airport on three occasions in 2008. The airport chaplain, who was insulted, offended, and alarmed by the cartoons, called the police.[18][19][20] On 23 April 2010, Judge Charles James of Liverpool Crown Court sentenced Taylor to a six-month term of imprisonment suspended for two years, made him subject to a five-year Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) (which bans him from carrying religiously offensive material in a public place), ordered him to perform 100 hours of unpaid work, and ordered him to pay £250 costs. Taylor was convicted of similar offences in 2006

Yeah just move to Africa. Im sure they have it better there

I don't know about RC aircraft, but normal planes aren't that horribly sensitive when it comes to aerodynamics. This, and whoever carries out the operation, would be best to do a low altitude test run first anyway.

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Londoner’s, call this in now. Tell the cops you know of someone planning to commit a crime.

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Easiest is just to stick some razorblades or pointy things to a drone and poke it until it has enough holes to deflate.

Stylish as fuck would be to make a laser or railgun, but you probably need decent engineering knowledge and making one powerful enough isn't that easy. Also the railgun projectile has to come down, and could be genuinely dangerous to people when it does (since it flies in an arc it will keep a lot of velocity). The laser, however, would be great, because lasers are invisible so nobody can tell where is came from, on top of that the balloon will move slowly so keeping the laser aimed at a specific spot should not be too hard, so even a low power laser can take care of it if kept more or less on the same spot for a few minutes. Literally just aim it out the window and nobody will know. You need a way to aim it accurately and a mobile mount to keep it aimed, however, also you need to be rather close, lasers are shit in atmosphere.