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Drone covered in nails?

South London lock up for one.

Pay muslims to just rape the people involved. If they get caught they can just say they didn't understand and they'll receive an award or something.

"Accidentally" with a remote controlled aircraft. Launched and controlled from separate locations.

But all their knives were binned.

So petty...

If it's round the Southampton/Portsmouth area, I'll swim out to it and puncture it. Where the fuck is thie shit?

Oh shit, well nails then I guess, or they could take two drones, have one drop lighter fluid on it, and the other carrying a balled up ignited rag.

oh fuck i mean fly out to it

My two cents is that you shouldn't destroy it, but humorously transform it into a redpill. Apply an objectively true yet contriversial statement on it by throwing a large fabric with it over the balloon, for example.

sharpened plastic spoon glued under

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T BH, the shills are probably reading this and will therefore make the blimp out of really thick material - so a sharp object can't puncture it. Instead, we should think about using explosive force to puncture it, and it would look 100x better to see it go up with a bang.

All Trump has to do is embrace it. Pose for pictures with it. Laugh at it. Ridicule it. That would completely disarm them. All their efforts would have been in vain.

Its in a yard beside Martin Luther Adventure playground just off Liverpool Road in Islington. If its still there next Wednesday I'll take care of it if someone else doesn't do so first.

>Martin Luther Adventure

>T BH, the shills are probably reading this and will therefore make the blimp out of really thick material

they can't or it won't float

The absolute state of bongistan.

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Fireworks estupidos

spat out my coffee

we dont do anything, the retards are playing themselves by paying for this. it just shows how pathetic Khan really is

Just let it float. Something will blow up or someone will drive a truck into a crowd or something, it IS London.

question is how did they get a licence for that?

I think it’s pretty funny tbqh. Trump’s a fanny.

However, I’m hoping he brushes it off with a joke and dismisses it as an infantile prank. Nothing would butthurt the protestors more than Trump barely acknowledging it positively.

A hijab is also good now that I think about it

Think of all the Paki kids that could have been fed with that money. Turn the rhetoric around on them and call them out for the hypocrites they are.

I quite like the idea of a multitude of archemedian mirrors.

Everyone has metal -even if just aluminum foil. Start building know, and then collectively burn a hole through its belly button. The more who participate the faster it will come down. 100 people could bring this thing down in a minute.

Just apply to the council, they normally grant stuff for this if you can show you’re going to he safe about it.

Holy shit this

Godspeed

The very threat that it may be shot down over a populated area should be enough for any sane official to call it off immediately, yet here we are.

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Xylene

Surely they have left it inflated? It would cost a fuckton of money to refill it.

We need a local user to do some recon and see if they can spot it. A plan can be formulated from there.

this is a super sad song.

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I don’t even think he is going to that part of London in his travels. The nearest he will get is the US Ambassadors house which is at Regents Park.

>I quite like the idea of a multitude of archemedian mirrors.

Nice

Thats not a bad idea. Ring up the council multiple times yourself or get other people to help. Say that the balloon is going provoke some right wing lunatics unnecessarily and they are putting public safety at risk if someone tries to shoot it down.

fucking kek

Archers at the ready.

>inb4 it’s full of novachuk and they get swatted by sas, mi’s 1 thru 6, momtynpythons flying circus and fifteen gypsies acting on a tipoff that there were free potatoes

I don't care if it flies or dies.
The day will be witnessed by millions and the fallout by billions.

Would it be illegal to shoot that down with a crossbow?

This is just pathetic. I thought Sadiq was against this last week.

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Crossbows are cheating. We're Englishmen not frogs.

it's probably illegal to even think about owning a crossbow, fellow burger

Based irish

If it were an inflatable Xi Jinping or some other unelected, tyrannical despot, he would be against it. But since it's BLUMPF, he's cool with it.

bongs need to get this done. dont trump curse yourself before the worldcup, literally cap this

Just like with Eminem, Trump needs to ignore these little attention whores. It actually benefits Trump in the end because his enemies look so stupid. People are gonna ask WTF is wrong with these idiots and why do they hate him so much?

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Ohhhh shit

this

Crossbows are still legal and easily obtained in the UK.
Surprising really when we have such shitty politicians these days.

You'd definitely get arrested for using one in a public place though.

Don't.
This will make it trumps most entertaining visit yet. The sheer anger from the left over in bong land truly astonishes me. This is the biggest chimp out I have ever seen over trumps visit from the left.

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Exactly, lets not get on their level. They always shoot themselves in the foot.

>we

Bow and arrow

dude UK
USE A FRIKKIN LONGBOW

>No licence or registration is required to own a crossbow in the United Kingdom. Under the Crossbows Act 1987, crossbows cannot be bought or sold in England, Wales or Scotland by or to those under 18.
Unless you're underaged, you have no excuse. Shoot it down and I'll reimburse you.

lazer?

>Write "Muslims get out" on it's belly
>wait for a Bobby to see it
>spectate him as he chases it in the air on his eco-gay-muslim-wymen-friendly 25 million pound goy-o-matic police helicopter
>bobby pops it with the military grade emergency rubber chicken round
>balloon bursts into flames because of a few dozens of bongoloids shining at it with their mirrors
>balloon sets fire to a paki ghetto
>6 billion in property damage
>god save the queen

At the same time, some trenchcoat crossbow wielding ons shot dude will look dank as fuck.

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this, pol is a board of peace and we dindu nuffin, everything is satire and if someone takes it seriously we sadly cannot assume responsibility

why tho

>we
Meaning goys. You're not obligated to be here.

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You are completely correct. Just ram it with a lorry. Part and parcel...

>we
do you mean 'you'?

Make it a neclace and drop around it's neck with a red pill banner.

Same deal.
Arrested for using one in a public place.

...

Based on his handling of Eminem I’m confident that DRUNF has the ability to judge when and how to respond

Never thought about that. Bongs, we can't let a balloon be the reason it doesn't come home.

Good idea.

Germany NOOOO

You brightened my morning user.

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All you need is a dozen model rockets with firecrackers/sparkler bombs attached to their heads.

Turn a ute into a technical Katyusha, drive close to the balloon and fire.

>J55W
I wonder who could be behind this post?

Offences under Part 3 carry a maximum sentence of seven years imprisonment or a fine or both.[7]

The Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 inserted Section 4A into the Public Order Act 1986. That part prohibits anyone from causing alarm or distress. Section 4A states, in part:

(1) A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he—

(a) uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or
(b) displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,
thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress.

>On 4 March 2010, a jury returned a verdict of guilty against Harry Taylor, who was charged under Part 4A of the Public Order Act 1986. Taylor was charged because he left anti-religious cartoons in the prayer-room of Liverpool's John Lennon Airport on three occasions in 2008. The airport chaplain, who was insulted, offended, and alarmed by the cartoons, called the police.[18][19][20] On 23 April 2010, Judge Charles James of Liverpool Crown Court sentenced Taylor to a six-month term of imprisonment suspended for two years, made him subject to a five-year Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) (which bans him from carrying religiously offensive material in a public place), ordered him to perform 100 hours of unpaid work, and ordered him to pay £250 costs. Taylor was convicted of similar offences in 2006

report the balloon as a violation of the law

>A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he displays any visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,
thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress.

Parabolic mirror

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Can someone provide a statue? Based on a wide reading of the law the person may not need to be in the U.K. to cause anal pain.

From the statements of the people who are organising it, they also clearly INTEND to cause such distress to Trump.

Maybe just write pakis out in spray paint on it

Use a homemade laser

Would be much better if we could somehow get Trump to wear a sumo suit to make fun of the balloon.. something to truly ruin it for them. Popping it won't ruin it.

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I like your style

Organise an alt-right rally using it as a "symbol of hate".

>implying bongland police don’t selectively enforce laws

Premo Polymer Clay will melt right through the damn thing with a chemical reaction in 20-40 minutes. Either hold a bar of it in your palm or rub it directly on your palm and touch the balloon before it launches. Just pretend to be a bugman journalist who is ironically worshipping it and tell jokes about how dumb drumpfy is while doing it.

Nobody would suspect a damn thing.

It really is a perfect tribute to President Snowflake

I remembered you could buy these powerful lasers at a gun show. The guy demonstrated it to me showing it cooking and burning thru a bagel in seconds. Sliced plastic like nothing. Had a reach of miles into the sky

youtu.be/w-jTc0rGXzc

This is as close as I could find to it. You may be able to low key aim at the balloon, burning a hole in it without ever being seen