>12 Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training >Heavy moonsoon starts >they get into a cave >water starts rising in the cave >they go deeper and deeper >now they're stuck with their coach 1.5 miles in and half a mile under the surface >world's best divers find them >round trip to the boys and back takes over 11 hours >there's no chance the boys could make it >its only the beginning of the monsoon season >water will rise few meters in the cave in matters of weeks >recent development: Former Thai Navy SEAL is dying from lack of Oxygen while he helped rescuing the children.
>recent development: Elon Musk offers Boring Company services to help trapped boys
They are NOT Thais and it is sickening to see the Thai government (at the advice of foreign image-management PR firms) engaged in these stupid and impious theatrics — impious against the gods and genius loci of the cave, who have already claimed them, impious against the delicate cave ecology with microendemic species that are millions of years old and are now being obliterated by chemical waste from the pumps, literally being sucked out and crushed by the “rescue” operation, and wiped out by overwhelming waves of surface microbes — lineages older than mankind itself found nowhere else on earth — and impious against the Thai race, who these semi-negroid african-IQ Akha and Lisu hill tribals are not. Thailand obliterates its nature, defies ithe gods, and sends Thais to die for the sake of blacks and browns. it’s a country that exists to drain blood from Thais for the sake of racially alien hill tribals and Moslems.
Ayden Campbell
thanks for /tcg/ I wish it becomes the obly official thread
Luke Young
Misnamed - this is trapcave general.
Asher Brooks
I wish they live
Jose Lewis
>be Kwang >walking home from football practice >coach molested Ping instead of me >happy.jpg >can't wait to go home and play counter strike 1.6 at the local internet cafe >it starts to drizzle >take shelter 1.5 fucking miles deep in a cave >get stuck
People will pray but in the end it will be men who get them out of there. Hopefully they make it out.
Ethan Brown
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Well if they don't start digging soon they're as good as dead.
Kevin Hall
What makes you say that? Women are just as capable divers as men.
Christopher Jones
>what is lung capacity
Luke Gonzalez
Cyanide is pretty painful.It basically paralyses your lungs.So you are trying to stop suffocation by suffocating them?
Send down a sawed off shotgun with 13,00 buckshot shells and a bottle of tequilla.Let them have a few drinks so that they are less hesitant to shoot themselves.
Jonathan Clark
Why don't they just build boxes like pic related with a hole to hook up to oxygen tanks along the path? They wouldn't need to learn how to swim and would fit through the narrow pathways. Then either pull them out with scuba divers or tie a robe to it and pull them out
1. You somehow don't get the meaning of prayer and action. 2. You've identified yourself as a roastie. Congradulations fem-leaf.
Asher Rodriguez
Rescue plan: 1) diver attached to long wire at cave entrance traverses the cave 2) diver knocks out first kid and ties kid to wire, then hooks kid up to oxygen tanks 3) Rescue team at entrance slowly drag kid out by wire, diver accompanies from behind to clear up snags and help maneuver the body through narrow parts 4) kid wakes up in sunlight 5) Repeat until all kids are rescued
Alexander Watson
>what is being smaller and more flexible
Josiah Gutierrez
hol up...they're not thai? for srs?
Henry Fisher
>Yeah senpai just haul a shitload of boxes through these tiny gaps >then drag the now very heavy boxes filled with children back up
are these people retarded or something >make 5 mile long breathing tube with cap on end so water can't go in >attach pair of goggles and plumbers putty to it >feed it down to ching chong people >ching chong people take cap off and put in mouth, seal with putty >breathing tube doubles as pole to pull them out >pull them out one at a time
Xavier Lewis
Last thing we need is a gore fest that will send the kids in extreme panic mode.
Wyatt Wright
Why don't they send a diving crew in to hook them all up to air tanks, then use explosives to open up the tunnel?
Daniel Bennett
>How dare you destroy microbes by saving humans!
James Wright
>4) kid wakes up in sunlight >5) Repeat until all kids are rescued >6) kids permanently blinded by sunlight >7) kids explode from decompression
If only there were experts in going to dank, dangerous, underground places in Thailand to look for skinny helpless partially unconscious Thai boys.
Where are all the anglosphere expats when you need them? Oh they’d just clog up the passageway with their pint and chips guts.
Evan Flores
1. Making the tube. 2. Feeding the tube in through the winding caverns
Levi Gonzalez
They are being delivered tanks to stay alive
Cant use explosives because the cave is too fragile, it would collapse the whole thing
Noah Long
What is it? Can't see because of phoneposting
Nicholas Perez
oxygen tanks aren't gonna help them swim through collapsed mountainside
Lucas Edwards
Because thats dangerous.
>blast one part of the cave >rocks fall down on you or rocks fall down and block the path even more
Cooper Sanchez
just seal a bunch of breathing tunes together with plumbers putty until its 5 miles long and bring it down with a drone
Tyler Rodriguez
It seems the boys will have use scuba gear to get out. The cave is too narrow for the tanks to be strapped to their backs so the bottles will have to be loose.
3.5) kid get through narrow passage in strange contorsionist position 3.6) break arm or something or worst weak up from hitting his head and panick 3.7) clog the narrow 0.7m passage and water fill up a whole chamber 3.8) all kids drown 3.9) monsoon end, water level decrease we get their disfugured balooned rotting bodies out
How much time is left? Hours? I heard it's gonna rain there today or tomorrow
Parker Martinez
/thread or Dude it's just sprinkling, just keep walking. you Brits probably get more rain in a afternoon than they get through an entire "monsoon"
David Hill
Well it is looking more and more like that will be the case If they cant get them out before the next storm hitting this weekend then its game over
Henry Campbell
Thanks Helmut
Carson Miller
in that case just send a few tanks of CO.Painless and unnoticeable suffocation.
Robert Harris
They could bus all the sex tourists to the cave and say "right chaps, there's a dozen pristine boipucci cockslaves in there, but you have to clear all the water out to reach them". Having an erection is the mother of all inventions; they'll find a cunning way to drain the cave in minutes.
I think its about 48 hours until they expect another storm to hit, but it could be earlier or later, just depends
Ian Phillips
Why don't they hire a bunch of Thai child actors and just pretend that they dove the kids out successfully to save face, then quietly get the bodies later?
Jose King
Gaps are far too small for that
Carter Lewis
>>/g
Mason Bennett
Just give them Internet and order some pizzas
Parker Rivera
don't listent to piss tainted imperial japan flag you are a good fren
Ryan Cooper
GOD!! I FUCKING HATE CANADIANS IN THIS FUCKING BOARD!!
A!!
FUCKING!!
LEAF!!
Nolan Bailey
Our bad, there was another opening about 10m further into the cave. They are all fine now and back home with the happy parents.
(Government collapses the cave along with the families, memoryholes the whole story)
Connor Rodriguez
Stop spamming this shit, let them rot for all I care, just 12 more turds that float in the Thai rivers.
Landon Howard
Couldn't they put a drill on the submarine to drill through the tight spots?
Jack Robinson
>memeflag
Juan Russell
>hee hee phoney whoney makes my autism friendly forum more funny wunny :-)
At least they are all skinny kids, if the adult expert divers could get through to them, the kids could make it too no? with some training. I read that some of the kids can't swim, but you don't really need to be able to swim underwater the same way as to stay on top of it..
Eli Richardson
Can theybring in enough material to construct a small cage to protect from cave ins?
Robert Nguyen
I will single handedly invade your island nation, don't fuck with me.
Colton Lopez
Theyve said that the cave is too fragile for any drilling to take place, it would cause more collapses and make things worse These kids are basically fucked
Joseph Ortiz
F
Jace Bennett
lol just walk the other way faggots
Isaiah Moore
What retards They deserve to die if I'm being honest
James Gonzalez
>diaspora absolutely disgusting better than a flag soaked with the blood of your countrymen spilled by imported niggers pier
The hard part is that it's about a 5-6 hour swim one way and then another 5-6 back. On top of the panic being in a confined space that's poorly lit and underwater, knowing if there's a slight fuck up that means a slow death. A kid can't handle that kind of stress.
Grayson Morgan
now we thinking
Evan Moore
kek
Nathaniel Wood
Bitte schön Hanz I bet you never read our national anthem >Let an impure blood >Water our furrows!
