Operation Cut The Blimp Loose is a go! Which crazy cunt wants 15 mins of fame?

I’m torn.

I think Trump is a cunt, and the balloon is some childish fun.
I also think the protestors are cunts and I’d like to ruin their fun.

Wtf how are you disrupting flight paths by shooting down a balloon,if anything you are doing the opposite, you stupid anglo cuck.
Good laser might work or an air-gun(Assuming its legal in bongland).

Laser won’t be powerful enough. Good luck getting an air rifle anywhere near it, also you’d need to shoot it a lot to deflate it.

make it go boom

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God the world would be so much better if limp-wristed faggots such as yourself lost the war.

Get yourself a super cheap drone and a butane soldering iron, turn the butane soldering iron on to full blade and aim it directly at the trump balloon.

Christ this is easy should be a couple hundred quid max.

Fucking worthless inselfaffen.

Hmm is that mirror thing still on?
If it works it would be really cool
You could attach a needle(or God forbid a knife) to a drone and pop it

"Watching, for Pigs on the Wing "

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I still like Mexican user's idea of using a cactus.

I agree with this, it's meant to stay tethered in one spot and stay afloat for only two hours, even if we got someone to cut it within that time it just means more of that eyesore floating around, it's be best if it was burnt on the ground before it could even take off

Even a BB gun would do the job

not if it's at full height, not enough velocity in the bullets if it's already up there

Damn that would almost make some of those non happenings worth it.

Say what now

There are really high pressure B.B. guns.
Go with the legal limit.

What about one of those high power lasers that set shit on fire and blind pilots?

Find it and write BREXIT on it.

You’ll need a lot of power and a really steady aim on something that would be constantly moving due to wind

If trump's will be there then you will be shot the fuck down if you're playing with a drone with a knife on it. same goes to other arms.

The laser is a very good idea, it needs to be quick and effective. idk about the distance but it will need a lot of power to make a hole. also if ou aim to long, the security will detect a heat point and find the source of this laser easily.

Better than burning it. Write BREXIT on it.

>t. Butthurt

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Leaving aside that you fags don't know how to run a laser, let alone focusing it at such a long distance, you'd need an extremely powerful one and if you set the thing on fire accidentally you're gonna be in a fuckton of trouble.
Just send a non-rc drone crashing on it.

When is the blimp supposed to go up?

true that, i wonder if trump order his troops to take it down haha...

>all these threads about taking the balloon down
>still no concrete plan
That balloon is going to have a successful flight. You know it to be true.
I expected better from you, Jow Forums

OI MATE..

they are expecting people to cut that thing down
if you are caught with a loaded crossbow or something you might get shot
if there is chaos with anti-Trump protesters, then maybe the chance will come

Imagine being this beta.
Whatever happened to the Britain who came here few centuries back.

Why can't we pop it while it's being delivered to the houses of parliament? It's bound to be on a lorry being delivered .

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>Just send a non-rc drone crashing on it
Could a dronefag attach razorblades to the droneblades and balance it out so it still flies and is reasonably controllable? You could trim the razorblades to about 5mm width I think

Operation: Abortion

>attach razorblades to the droneblades

This is a death sentence in a country where butter knifes are regulated.

We know where the balloon is stored, right? If its location is know, couldn't a based user steal it like the other user who stole the HWNDU flag?

Let it be. Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.

It's obvious bongs have been pussies since we claimed our Independence. It's too bad all the strong men had to come here back then. We left nothing but pussies back in the UK

Ideas....
1) one person throw gas on it and another shoot it with a flare gun
2) Spray it with battery acid/acetone to melt the vinyl.
3) grab some small pieces of metal and sharpen them into shivs then throw in a smoke bomb so no one can see you and stab the shit out of it.
4) Gas and Styrofoam mixed together makes a sticks napalm which would stick and burn good.
5) pour PVC pipe primer on it. etc.

What if we don't? It isn't funny and its not worth our time.

Another glow-in-the-dark/provoke a threat actor thread.

Sage this stupid shit.

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Longbows. Those were invented in England, fer crissake. Someone with a bunch of model rockets could take it out, too.

>Operation Cut The Blimp Loose
Why are alt-facts-right incels so terrified of and threatened by a balloon?

Potato gun that balloon

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bump

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The only chance they have is to send some bong bite the blimp

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Is that honestly the size of it? Shits tiny.

matrix.to/#/!qfxqTBwqXJYiYeGkil:matrix.org

How is it taking this long?

youtube.com/watch?v=0XofhpYmaEU
15 bucks for this and make some ghetto arrows

Bump

Everyone is overcomplicating it. Get two sacrificial drones, and fasten razor sharp knives all over them. kamikaze the drones into trump balloon. the 2nd drone is a failsafe. send drones from oppossitte directions.

also each drone has a MAGA hat attached to each.

lets crowd fund this.

Or a gas powered RC model airplane, so it's untraceable.

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SIMPLE:

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Imagine a squadron of RC airplanes with MAGA banners attached, swarming the baloon with pointy sticks attached.

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LISTEN UP FAGGOTS:
The mirror method is the ONLY way you can pull this off without going to jail. The ONLY way. Instead of throwing these stupid ideas around, focus on how to make the mirror thing work.

Did this really require a picture?

cant fire an arrow up in the air. if you miss you can kill someone. too risky.

I vote RC airplane with a shallow tip spear. you would definitely have to put a stopper on the spear so if you fly it into a kid accidentally, you won't kill them.

yes.

trebuchet

Explain also I live in Sheffield

Don't be a hero bin that mirror

>mfw organizers start inflating balloon...fifty lasers pop on from literally everywhere

lol, can you imagine a Hillary Clinton version of this?

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My opinion is that you need to storm it, 50 drones or 50 lasers or whatever but we're gonna need numbers

Do some variation of this technique:

youtube.com/watch?v=SerNfZSEvc0

Oh man, that's gonna be complex to set up given the balloon path

Imagine actually giving a single shit about a fucking balloon

...with a cactus...

>Implying that autists won't latch onto anything for a good 5 minutes of entertainment

More like, 15 minutes of fame, followed by 15 years of Abdul tearing your bum wide open.

We need recon first

What about a crossbow? Don't need a licence, it's got range, you can alter the bolts to shred the balloon

Scout the site like we did in HWNDU Liverpool. Learn what security there is and methods to enter and exit the building the balloon is in

and a taxidermy fox jaw

man what the fuck happened to britian

Austrians had a BB gun with enough velocity to shoot through Frenchmen at medium musket range back in 1812
For fuck's sake Bong

several mirrors pointed at it could create soft spots and heat the interior enough to make the helium inside expand and pop it. The mirrors don't need to be parabolic or anything fancy, but many hands make light work. Posting for a friend.

The most sane course of action is to climb Big Ben and try to jump at the balloon with sharo fingernails.

Fingernails are still not banned in United Pakistan.

I blame the fucking tea

jousting drones

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You have to be 18 in bongland to buy a plastic knife but you can get a crossbow with no problems?

bringing back the british longbow lol

could the blades of a drone slice it?
just a straight up kamikaze accident.
I know it's heavy gauge PVC, but a test could be performed... for science.

This.

Is there a chance the balloon could take the drone down with it? And can it be traced back to the owner?

If anyone's willing to make such a sacrifice, it would be epic.

Salty drumpkins itt

*13 months

It would be a shame if on the big day the inflation nozzle were filled with epoxy.

Too risky. You could hit someone by accident.

Paint it in a suit and tie and force them to fly it.

won't it be tethered in a park or something? is there any open areas around parliment?

Let them fly their retarded little balloon, nobody will notice it if they are all too busy looking at pic related

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