Take down the balloon

Just find out the launch location and put a few holes in before they release it

Bow and arrow

You need a license for purchasing forks. Launch the fork(s) at the balloon with a crossbow.

It's treason, deliberate spoiling the relations between friendly nations. Trump supported the UK during the Skripal poisoning.

Muslim Ban when?

I remembered you could buy these powerful lasers at a gun show. The guy demonstrated it to me showing it cooking and burning thru a bagel in seconds. Sliced plastic like nothing. Had a reach of miles into the sky

youtu.be/w-jTc0rGXzc [Open]

This is as close as I could find to it. You may be able to low key aim at the balloon, burning a hole in it without ever being seen

Archimedes Mirror. 100 lasers at same point.

Keep it simple, stupid.

Aliexpress has 5W laser modules.

Nuke London.

Absolutely not how lasers work. To everyone suggesting this, PLEASE listen.

They have a focus distance, think like a magnifying glass using the suns light. The only difference is that because the beams are much straighter, the focus length is slightly longer, and the beam appears to stay together for a long way after, however, they will not cut anything beyond a few meters.

"But user, what about the ICBM laser"
1. It barely worked
2. It was the size of a 747
3. the focus length was a huge distance away, and likely adjustable.

Simple enough. Get 100 goys with laser pointers in the crowd. Aim at same point.

This is where the Blimp is being stored

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Air rifle obviously.

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Trump should take a selfie with the balloon when it passes.

I assume it’s still inflated? Would cost a bomb to deflate and reinflate a balloon of that size

The balloon is going to crash and kill a bunch of Brit’s.
Sadiq will resign in result.
Just let it happen guys.

N7 8PB
Sheringham Rd
London

>Martin Luther King Playground

KEK

Brittian proof yourself. Its coming home, i believe in you.

Top kek

Small handheld
Crossbow maybe.
Easy fit in back pack suit case.

Maybe illigal in public in london not sure.

Useing it kill vermin pidgeons have acident hit trump ballon

crossbowsandknives.co.uk/crossbows.html

Not full crosdbow likd my picture but the hand hin version.

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Just want to say we're being lured into a trap. This is going to be hilarious.

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I haven't scouted out the location yet, mainly because I live on the other side of the country and the block in my car fucking cracked, but I assume its being stored in a shed on the site.
Either you need to pick the lock and cut it to pieces or set fire to the shed.

Unironically, Trump should go out and pose with it.

>tfw killed by SO19 for brandishing a butterknife threateningly at a balloon

By invading britbongistan and killing everyone
they're a middle eastern caliphate at this point so we should replace their dictator with democracy and start growing opium

No one is going to do anything fella

London isnt even part of the UK

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Simple, straightforward, no bullshit. I like it.

What goes up must come down. If you shoot a crossbow bolt into the air at the balloon, its liable to hit some bloke in the head on the way down. Bad idea.

>Setting fire to the Martin Luther King Playground

Great optics there, user. Great optics.

kek

This is fine, the president will understand that in America (unlike in England) we have freedom of speech.

If the man were to acknowledge every little thing that these faggots did to undermine him it would make him look silly.
He'll ignore it, hopefully, let it go by not caring.
These people want him to react. They want him to be mad.
I hope he doesn't care, I hope he just shrugs it off.

Would be based if they straffed it with an F18 and everyone outside of London clapped.

Get one of these maybe.

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>bringing a gun to the UK

And I thought the Swiss were an entirely middle class, intelligent people.

this desu

For some reason if I spend a while (20 minutes) jerking off the first wad of cum that flies out when I jizz goes really far. I just jerked off like 5 minutes ago and it flew above my head and hit the wall. I bet if I tried I could knock the balloon off course.

LOL LIBKEKS PAID 20 GS FOR THIS

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Honestly, we should just leave it alone. Trying to take it down perpetuates the lie that anyone on the right gives a single fuck about what leftist communist crybabies think

this. silent, and not illegal in the uk, yet.

Inb4 Trump has the Secret Service take down the balloon.

Is that a rifle that shoots Swiss army knives?

It’ll probably get stabbed before Trump visits

Frankly, I don't care. I think it'll be funny. What are you, some kind of triggered snowflake?

If you can't stand a little banter...

Londoners don't clap. That's a sign of pride and appreciation, London no longer holds either.

Digits of truth. The balloon will not fly

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The question is not whether you guys should do it, but whether you have the ability to pull it off. And frankly we all know the answer.

I think you should fly more of them. Trump is an idiot.

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Are air rifles legal in britbongistan?
The can be pretty strong, while also being silent.
And they'd probably have trouble finding the small diabolo.

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Nothing, popping it would be censorship of an, albeit shit, opinion. If you care about free speech, then care for both sides. However, free speech is so far legal, but public nudity isn't. How about someone spraypaint a suit on it, or a shirt with a slogan on it

T. Ahmed

Honestly this, it's just a shitty delusional attempt to look like they are winning, the left is in complete shambles over his victory

I hope Drumpf will be tied to the balloon and the Balloon will be released, so we can get rid of the 2 drumpfs at once