/tcg/- Thai Cave General

>12 Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training
>Heavy moonsoon starts
>they get into a cave
>water starts rising in the cave
>they go deeper and deeper
>now they're stuck with their coach 1.5 miles in and half a mile under the surface
>world's best divers find them
>round trip to the boys and back takes over 11 hours
>there's no chance the boys could make it
>its only the beginning of the monsoon season
>water will rise few meters in the cave in matters of weeks

>recent development: Former Thai Navy SEAL died from lack of Oxygen while he helped rescuing the children.

>recent development: Elon Musk offers Boring Company services to help trapped boy

>recent deveolpment :Elon Musk is sending a team of engineers to Thailand to assist in cave rescue

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youtube.com/watch?v=aiXrOUNrxKQ
twitter.com/yayqe/status/1015238646419476481
youtube.com/watch?v=9Fp8cJ5vuUM
deseretnews.com/article/865616346/John-Jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness.html
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Siam will fall

too bad

hope they all die

they
dyin'

press conference is starting in only a few minutes:

theguardian.com/world/live/2018/jul/06/thailand-cave-rescue-looming-rain-clouds-could-force-quick-rescue-decision-live?CMP=share_btn_tw

Which country in the world would you give a chance to save you with their brightest people and best resources given you found yourself in a similar situation.

For me it's:
1. Germany
2. Japan
3. Sweden

Literally timed underwater escort mission IRL

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

youtube.com/watch?v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

some views of inside the cave

Is it possible for them to survive for the entire monsoon season if they're supplied with food and air?

I’d go Japan but I worry they’d give less of a shit because I’m not Japanese.

As a Muslim why did you choose Japan?

not unless they can somehow pump out an ungodly amount of water

Hitler's Germany
Stalin's USSR
Finland

CIDF OUT IN FULL FORCE

This shit is making me want to watch The Descent

>Seasonal flooding, water drains into the ground
>Kids hearing dogs, chickens, kids barking
>Local legends of a cave monster and cult

This cave is an entrances to a subterranean civilization. Perhaps an outlying region of Shambhala/Agartha?

Unironically USA. They have the smartest of the smartest albeit a lot of dumb niggers also.

Is global warming to blame for the flooding in the cave?

What the fuck were the snakes, artifacts, oil companies, and cults that were being talked about in the last thread?

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no it's trump

monsoon season, bruh

Jow Forums nonsense.

Still best idea lets do it boys this will get them out 100% maybe not intact but at least out

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any new updates in the last few hours?

yeah

If you don't take the USA you're retarded. They have by far the most resources

John Steel is coming to save em

4 months of monsoons incoming, how do you fucking stop that? Elon's air tunnel is the only option that works around this problem since the air tunnel can be controlled at both ends eliminating the possibility it catching rain water... I just don't have a feeling that anyone will listen to Musk

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USA would sell the rescue mission contract to a shady corp and they would be more concerned with maximizing profits than to save me

can somebody pls give me an ultra-rapid descending gallop as to how they're getting food and water to these kids and getting pictures but they can't reach them?

why do I feel like this whole thing is fake? I'm not paranoid, it just doesn't seem right

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interior minester has arrived twitter.com/yayqe/status/1015238646419476481

press conf is moments away:

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More resources, but more bullshit that gets in the way of valuable time, here.

Tell me more

divers reached them tho.

what profits from a rescue mission, ahmed?

they can get to the kids, but it takes six hours of diving in zero visibility water + multiple oxygen bottle changes

Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training
>it starts raining
>next thing you know they are far past far past fucked.
Whole situation is suspicious as fuck and no one has even tried to explain how they were driven that far into the cave, all 13 of them, through a bunch of tight squeezes.

Closest thing I've seen to an explanation is that they were driven into the cave by monsoon, like the water literally chased them in, but how would it ever be safer to go DEEPER into the cave? Maybe in some cases, but then there's all the parts where the cave obviously takes you way lower in elevation and through a bunch of squeezes.

Was the coach up to something? We're they all up to something? Is this just a staged event?

and what about the believability of getting so many people in such a bad spot and then being able to find them? Thailand isn't the worst country but you'd think people would just give up and call them all lost.

This whole situation reeks of being engineered.

>parts of the cave are so narrow you have to remove your oxygen tank to get through

They're never getting out.

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what are they eating meanwhile? Are Indonesia related to China in that case they might as well eat bats and snakes or even share their flesh.

fuck off, seriously. there's one of you in every thread

youtube.com/watch?v=9Fp8cJ5vuUM

live broadcast, press conference soon

What is this Jules Verne bullshit?

how did they walk to the end then?

rational minded people who ask questions? lel

>burger-brain doesn't realise these innocent children are bait

Wakanda cause moop dup dopp much dik

>what are they eating meanwhile
they sent them a 4month supply of food but knowing thais they probably prefer still eating cave bugs and slime

Worst fucking happening in /PoI/'s history.

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1. USA

All the others don’t have the force projection to mobilise where they’re needed and due to the timidity of their leaders you’d probably die waiting

11 members of family hanged themselves in mass suicide following a cult of eldest member of the family in India.
Read news.
Things are going crazy right now.

Reminder the only way to save em is nuking the moon till its stardust. The water will be calmer so they can rescue em with no problem

>They have by far the most resources
when has resources ever helped save a life? when you spend lots of resources you need to make the whole thing some glorious success story to justify the cost.
if you isolated the whole area and gave some team of 5 engineers access to anything from a hardware store and some minimal amoutnt of reward, they'd be out in 2 days tops.

They are 1.5 miles inside the cave? What? I don't...
I haven't really been following since there seems to be someone stuck in a cave in east asia every bloody week, but. 1.5 miles? What the fuck? Why the fuck did you walk 1.5 miles into a fucking cave for?

I say we leave them down these as long as possible so they can establish a colony and eventually a subspecies of human highly adapted to spelunking

In japan you just end up on a secret missing person list that isnt available to the public.
They just dont bother looking for most people...also its bad for tourism if they make the list public

Can someone please explain to me how the fuck they went that deep into the cave ? Where the fuck were they practicing that they had to run through a cave for cover from rain? Why did they continue to squeeze through all these narrow gaps ????

What's taking so long with the press conference?

thanks user

is it going to keep dropping?

Don't go saying anything without posting a link or 4plebs nigger.

Something was following them

Posted this at end of last thread.
Any medical fags around? What medication do they give patients to artificially induce a coma?
If they cant drill, or blow shit up, or get them out by swimming, or wait until october, can we slow their heart and breathing down and basically make them corpses with a plastic bag over their head with an air supply? Im guessing the navy seal who died has had their body recovered, and its not so tight or bendy a route as nutty cave, so corpse recovery is definitely doable. The main danger here seems to be the kids inability to help themselves, and indeed panicking and making the situation worse. Take the kids out of the equation and replace them with limp bodies, it might make the difference.
Shockingly dangerous and might lead to some not being able to be resuscitated, but its all ive got.

a lot of retards on Jow Forums evidently.
I hope musk builds a hyperloop underwater, just to prove a point.

In the book "Vril: The Power if the Coming Race" the protagonist explores a mine and eventually discovers a cave which he explores further. He ends up going down pretty far and discovers a subterranean world inhabited by a people named the Vril-Ya. The Vril Society was founded by members of the Thule Society in Pre-Nazi Berlin and was dissolved around the time Hitler took power, but it's members were incorporated into the Ahnenerbe.

P R A Y

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I agree with that guy to some extent. How could the monsoon force all those people to elect to go squeezing through a bunch of cave narrows? And once that happens, how the fuck does some British guy happen to FIND them in the middle of nowhere, submerged a mile inside a tiny cave system?

I read in one of these threads that there's a rock down there that these soccer players all sign every year or something so its like a weird local rite of passage if you play soccer to go sign the rock in the spooky cave. Then once they were down there the rains blocked them in--that actually makes sense. Also makes sense why someone would be able to randomly locate them--given local knowledge of this sign-the-rock thing that kids do

the whole "rain drove them inside" story is retarded. I don't think its a conspiracy though, probably just really shitty simplistic reporting...

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Cool just 1,399,999,989 of you to go

Wtf

I apologize on behalf of my country. We do have inbreeds here.

copypasta from last thread: pic related was stuck there for 27 hours before he finally died. He couldn't move, barely breathe, barely any light in there. He was just stuck, waiting for the blood to pool to his head for hours before he died. Can you imagine it? He had pregnant wife too, she even talked to him on the phone. After talking on the phone to his wife the rescuers had a pulley system set up to get him out but because of the angle he was at and how weak he was getting him out would've broken his legs and the shock would've killed him so they had to leave him there to slowly die. I mean I really can't imagine it. The fear, the terror, the claustrophobia, then suddenly hope, you get to talk to your wife, the rescuers tell you you're going to be ok and then it all fails and you're left to die. You'll never finish medical school, never raise your kids or see your wife again, all of it wasted for you to die slowly, unable to move, barely able to breath, upside down in a cave.

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they went into the cave before, and this time tried to go all the way to the back to graffiti their names on the wall. got most of the way in and it quickly filled up with rain. monsoons are very aggressive and it's a narrow cave. imagine filling a drinking straw with a garden hose

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Blow up the cave to get them out

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How do they still have food/oxygen?

You know this might actually be a good movie user

they should just give them a xanax or something, near impossible to panic on one of those

They where on their way home when monsoon hit
>Go into cave for cover
>monsoon begins to flood the cave where you are, go in a bit deeper
>flooding causes large section behind you to collappse
>flooding continues, have to go deeper
>eventually trapped

They small gaps are the only way through now after the collapses

La bestia del caverno....
They tries to run away from it. The monster is still there. The kids even admitted hearing noises and voices.

Probably less Muslims.

Western tourists

do some research, I keep having so spoon-fed everyone, christ.

They found their bags earlier in the tunnel, and writing on a wall as well. they knew where to look. It's a common spelunking site, just usually not during the monsoon season

imagine dying like a faggot in a cave called Nutty Putty

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All the coach wanted to do was explore some caves in private, user.

It only flooded after they went in.

It's 10:45 am here on the east coast of the US. I'm drunk as shit and have been for two days. I've been monitoring these threads like a fucking hawk for the past 24 hours. there is absolutely no way these kids are gonna make it out. sad shit, friends.

They willingly went into the cave for male bonding. Started raining before they could get out

Germany. Japanese are insects and Swedes are like 40% niggers.

cool

I just wanna say

I started these Thai cave threads, and it looks like some EU cuck asshole stole my idea and made it a general.

Basically, this isn't about the kids, they are just bait for something that would take too long to explain so lets just call it an intelligent dragon, and it won't come up to eat them, but to help them, other bait fails. That is what is hoped, then it canned be captured. This is a bad thing.

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His wife is happily remarried.
deseretnews.com/article/865616346/John-Jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness.html
>At John’s funeral, his LDS stake president mentioned something about his death happening for a reason, Emily said. She said she remembers thinking that she was sure there was something to learn from what happened.
>“Now, looking back, I see he was so right,” she said. “I never would want bad things to happen, but in retrospect, we’re given what we need. We’re blessed. Life is still wonderful and beautiful and good, even though bad things happen, because Heavenly Father has a plan for us.”

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don't forget that his wife promptly forgot him and remarried

The CO2 buildup will kill them before hypoxia.

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There sure is a lot of dicks in that picture...

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These kids have spent so much time couped up with their coach that at this point their arseholes are wider than the cave passages.

Maybe she killed him?

>Elon Musk is sending a team of engineers to Thailand to assist in cave rescue

It's game over for the cave, Elon will have those kids out in a jiffy.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

That's called other people find this important too, and you don't have the most pull.

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