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Thai Cave General

quick rundown: bbc.com/news/world-asia-44695232

latest news:
hln.be/nieuws/buitenland/belgische-duiker-in-thailand-het-is-erop-of-eronder-dit-weekend~a946b5d3/
they are going to start extracting the kids 2 by 2 very soon.

press conf start momentarily: theguardian.com/world/live/2018/jul/06/thailand-cave-rescue-looming-rain-clouds-could-force-quick-rescue-decision-live

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Map out best escape here

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Little background by best newspaper

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Why are all the rocks shaped like dicks?

i am extremely comfy right now

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why did they pump the water back in the flooded cave lmao

Was wondering this

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Don't go caving. You'll die upside and suffocate and your wife will fuck the guy who fails to rescue you and tell news media she's glad in retrospect.

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The best way to keep the boys safe is to stop them from panicking. The adult in there should give those boys their first sexual experience.

Hairless young boys. One cave. Countless orgasms. Let's hope they make it out safe.

looks like a fucking alien

>accidentally pump water back into cave
NO NO NO it's going the wrong way!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

heat the water in the most dangerous parts of cave and let it evaporate. let them then crawl through without needing to dive

Help me

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1. use explosive to create a drainage hole
2. seal up cave entrance to prevent more water from coming in
3. kids walk to entrance
4. unseal entrance

wonder if she roleplays and has him hold her upside down in the laudry chute then he tells her she can't get out and fucks her while she is stuck in the chute?

>According to Ben Reymenants, a chain is laid in the Tham Luang cave in Thailand to free the first two boys as soon as possible. "We expect that the first two footballers will still be at the exit today," says Reymenants. He is currently on stand-by for the mission, but closely follows the situation of his fellow divers. "It remains a difficult course through a labyrinth of corridors, with lots of diving and climbing. But the process is along with the current and the visibility under water is already a lot better. Moreover, they do not have to swim a lot, they have an oxygen mask on them and they will almost always be kept on hand by one of the divers. In the third corridor there is air for breathing, where they will also be checked by a doctor.

>The rescue operation starts with the two strongest boys, in order to free all footballers per two, according to Reymenants. "That's how the divers go up and down six times. To go to the group takes about three hours, swimming back goes smoothly through the current. After that, the oxygen bottles are refilled and the rescuers leave again to pick up the next boys. We estimate that we can reduce about four people per day, which in the best case lasts a maximum of three days. Meanwhile, we hope that the rain will not last as long as possible. It is a race against the clock. The oxygen level in the cave also continues to fall. As a result, the boys can begin to feel limp and become unconscious. But we remain positive, "

from the dutch article

I'm sorry to waste your time if you look at this pic

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Because a 14 year old drew it

this we should send in the aussie perverts to figure out a way to get in there, they know about tight holes

So will it end good or like pic related what do you faggots think?

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user
im ur doktr
ur test came bak
you hav the gay

Can't they use a plasma cutter or acetylene torch to cut through the stalactites and stalagmites so it doesn't cause vibrations and result in a cave in?

>Hanging
>Not just leaving them to drown as to not waste the rope
You gotta be efficient here user.

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why do so many people care about some random jungle gooks in a cave? people die everyday

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Why they just dont wake up??? its just a bad dream LOL...Punch of morons

They are going to kill more people than just those boys.

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unfortunately we have too many degenerates going for sex holidays to south east asian countries

if the first two don't make it I assume that they'll go to a plan b.

they have to try something...

user,
why do you have that on ur computr?
dat wuz ur test.
you failed.
im srry, u haz the gay.

Someone is going to die trying this.

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Why can't they just get the kids out in a mini submarine?

QT

The one question no one has asked:

HOW DID THEY GET IN THERE? Can someone please explain? This is suspicious as fuck.

good shit

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>they have to try something...
Actually, they don’t. Those kids do not have societal value commensurate with the cost of this response.

user-kun, I know you're here not because you actually care about these drowning Thai kids, but because the feeling of safety and coziness you get from isolating yourself from the world is enhanced when you realize that there's a bunch of people trapped underground, waiting to die, while you're posting here, breathing, alive, not a care in the world. Just a reminder to stay comfy and inside!

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Get this to the president

"Initiation ritual"

Then the cave started flooding so they kept trying to get to higher ground, which meant deeper into the cave

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Best idea so far.

I am guilty of being too merciful some times

ur scaring me

Holy fucking shit no way.

>two 90 degree turns in 0.72x0.38m
they ded.

>tens of dollars
LOOOOL

They are not going to make it and, even worse, they are going to take some of the divers with them. I truly hope I'm wrong, but I think this is going to be a huge shitshow.

I'm assuming the little dicks on the bottom of that lake and the big stalactite dick all look like dicks and balls on purpose.

One of em just died apparently

I go to Thailand a couple times a year for the museums and food. i have doubts that country can pull something off without massive outside help.

i kind of hope a US company rescues them just so we can hear smug trump.

"those kids were so... stuck. hopeless situation. hopeless. they were begging help us help us! we came. it was a big big deal folks. and i tell you those thaliands are much more grateful for help than our nato allies. that i can tell you. disgraceful"

Those kids are fuarrked.
I wonder how long this will last.

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done
where i pick check up

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>that tight squeeze

the divers have to take off their tanks and entire breathing apparatus, put it in front of them and push it through the hole, before going through the hole themselves

>now imagine doing this with a panicked thai boy

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user, heloo
i am dr. otherdoktor
we will now do ur followup exam 2nd opinion
hmmmmmm....
1st dr wuz wrong
u dn't have the gay
u have ass cancer
i'm srry

woops that was for this:

shit man

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These chink nogs are chilling at the beach.

also, how is water floating amid the trees?

They have been ordered to bring they boys out dead or alive; preferably, alive.

You have to understand that the moment they start digging that hole it's going to flood.
They'd dig it through that penis shaped rock and it would just be pissing down on that little island that the kids are on.

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why not just snake an air hose in there? they can take turns coming out. won't need any scuba gear.

Who will get eaten first?

tighter than your mom

whats the name of the mangaka?
his work is fucking amazing, gotta re-read that shit.

good. I just hope it's as painful as it sounds so my soul is forever scarred and doesn't long to return to this forsaken hellish place.

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My rescue plan:

>put air pipe into cave so they don't run out of air
>deliver watertight packages of high calorie food by ropes and pulleys
>wait for monsoon season to end
>water subsides naturally
>stupid fuckers come out the way they came in, all pale and dirty like Gollums, covered in piss and shit from pissing and shitting on that ledge for months
>post pics of FB and IG
>profit

I've lived in Thailand for 9 months now and the authorities are fucking useless, they'll all be running around trying to hide a whiff of corruption before the big dogs in the Government start asking them questions, it's a fucking joke.
Police prance around Pattaya and when they need a few thousand baht it's as simple as strolling into a girlie bar, going up to the owner and saying give me 2 thousand baht or I am shutting you down, especially if it's owned by a farang and not a national.
They start rubbing their hands together if they find a forefinger with drugs, it's like winning the lottery for them, happened to a moron I knew here, he bought some weed off a thai guy and obviously the thai guy is going to run to the police and grass him up to get a cut of the bribe, police come, shove him in a car and drive him back to his apartment, straight up tell him give me $10,000 or you're going to spend the best part of your life in prison.
Guy is completely broke, doesn't have anything, arrest him and the police loot all his shit like his laptop, electronics, phones & cameras and cart him off to the prison.
Thai's are disgusting creatures when you live and understand how obsessed they are about money and have this obsession with 'losing face', if you insult a Thai in public or embarrass them in anyway they 'lose face' to their piers and it's like you just killed their mother in front of them.
Still, the hookers are good and the country is cheap.

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>air hose over 1km long

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That one specifically is "The enigma at amigara falls", guy is Junji ito.

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wait who just died?

Not if you protect the digging site.
The pol diagram is inaccurate, they would have to dig from the top of a hill to the bottom to reach them.

still doesn't explain how they got in there in the first place. it just doesn't add up.

>museums and food
see you're a man of culture user, dw I know the deal.

Same here.

Just found out about this thai situation minutes ago, and have been reading about it.

So How did they find the kids as seen in ? If they have video, was it from the seal or did he die before he made it to them?

So the kids were missing, but how was it found out they are in the cave?

Sucks for the kids though. Food, and water will or have already run out. Wonder how the coach is holding up, and keeping them calm? So they go into a cave, then find entrance is flooded so they go deeper? Ignore brainlet questions of mine if they've already been answered, just trying to find out about this.

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Okay, is this better?

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bbc.com/news/world-asia-44734385

They walked in nigga

they're sending in a specialist

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I'm almost 30 now. About 8 years ago I was having dick problems so I went to the doc. He put his finger in my ass and said I have the prostate of a middle aged man, and that he wanted me to see a specialist. I went to the urologist and he said my prostate seemed completely fine.

I still haven't been back.

Fuck that place.

you don't get it. they are in a dead end. they are on a ledge in a semisubmerged room. they have nowhere else to go. if it keeps raining and the water level raises they will drown

A soccer guy or some shit setting up air tanks

thats why you make sure it wont flood when you start digging

How do we save them?

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>>water subsides naturally
yes, and?

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Can't they use compact rebreathers to swim to safety? Where are the Navy SEALS?

That’s how all the rocks are shaped in Thailand.

cant see anything on news about it yet

8 out of the next 10 days rain forecasted
kek. they be fucked

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Just use a submarine

Das right

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The cave divers who found the kids were British, it's an international operation

we know that guy died (RIP) but an user claimed a new death

There's not only that though.
If the cave is pressurized due to the water then the island can flood, since the air would have a way to escape the cave.

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Rebreathers are more dangerous than open circuit scuba for a novice.