FINALLY!

This time I won’t even be mad when the female lead is a coal burner

>telekinetic

So she can alter reality with her mind?

And that's different from any plus sized person irl how?

palyed by amy schumer

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Fatties will eat this shit up.

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Instead of a massively built female, just go with all fat. Genius. Why would anyone want to see that other than a handful (hands of a giant, mind you) of hamplanets and the occasional capeshit fans?

no, it'll be that her powers increase the larger she gets or some other kind of degenerate bullshit.

an average looking rich conservative evil white male

Fuck off. Fat people are worse than niggers. Niggers can't help but nigging, it is in their DNA. Fat people choose to eat themselves hideous and retarded.

not a good idea

You better have some faith in those floorboards, m8

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>telekinetic powers
Great, that means she literally won't lift a finger to shovel junk food into her mouth.

Dr. Diabetes

hopefully crossfit

I gotchu senpai

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just like everything else they see

When Tumblr and Aryans unite

Heart Attack™

Also her name is Faith, waay too wholesome goy

Wow. They made a superhero off the one power that every fat lazy American women complains about not having.

Telekinetic powers are really good choice for this type of superhero. She can levitate food in her mouth without using hands or getting her ass of the couch.

>morbidly obese
>telekinetic powers

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Ben Stiller, reprising his role as Tony Perkins from the hit children's comedy Heavyweights.

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kek, maybe the telekinetic powers are what caused the obesity, maybe that is the destiny of anyone who can eat without moving

Going to bomb like a jumbo girl jumping out of a jumbo jet.

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Haha she has telekinetic powers because she doesn't have an able body and can only use her mind.

>who is her nemesis
She is. She's a villain portrayed as a hero. She terrifies buffet lines and weight scales alike.

faith?
more like fat

underrated

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>I mean I hate to support this at any level but at least her power are telekinetic and not flying or super speed
She uses her telekinesis to fly.

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And no one will watch it.
Everyone will mock it because she's just a fat fuck that uses her powers to be lazy, thus she got fat.
She's got no personality, just body fat.

She has no style, she has no grace, this fat fuck has a chubby face.

Many superpowers have prerequisites to make them work. Self discipline is one of them.

even her name is fat

Yes, the left's minority minions would freak out, "What, are you calling us fat?" But then the pro-fat acceptance people would be saying "But what's wrong with being fat?" if they had balls. So the only way the left preserves the peace is by making the fattie white.

>take a failed comic title that no normal person has heard of and use it to prop up your franchise hopes

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Stairs

Can't see something like this ever bombing and then being blamed on white males/patriarchy.

She's probably got a terrifying snack attack.

I didn't even need to look it up to know that SONY is responsible for this. How is it possible for a studio to operate like this? It's like they're intentionally trying to drive their business into the ground and make the worst financial decisions possible.

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>sitting on a powerline while weighing around 500 pounds
does something in the lore of that shit justify that or is the artist that lazy?

>those sanpaku eyes indicating overeating and addiction issues
Like pottery

hullo my bruddah

Faith is a fat person name so it makes sense

will open to amazing (((reviews))). Just like the excellent (((rating))) scores of Nigger Panther.

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I just realized he was also the Gym trainer in Dodgeball. Is this some sort of typecasting I was unaware of?

finally someone Blob can date!

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>she only has the one chin

I bet they'll use the system they used in Black Panther where all negative reviews are disregared as sexism.

Thankfully it will bomb horribly
Ghostbusters 2.0

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Ben Stiller hates fatties and uses every opportunity to mock them.

Vegetables

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I'm waiting for Fatman and Blobbin

I don't mind a fat bitch character, I mind the politics that goes with it now.

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I've seen that as a hook for a fat character. They were a fat pig because they never moved.

second one should be

>screams in terror as her telekinesis is no match for the gravity of the sun

kek, nice one

it's ok that she is fat , but why does she also have to be ugly

What do you call someone from the Isle of Man? A Mannian? A man? A Mannic?

So Amy Shumer can keeo getting work

There used to be a parody of this called Fatman and blubberboy ok the animaniacs

Honestly if it's done properly and isn't preachy bullshit it could be fun. Capeshit needs a dash of originality.

That having been said, it probably will be a snoozefest of preaching and it'll almost certainly flop etiher way.

>In Tropic Thunder, Jack Black stars in a fake movie The Fatties and is ridiculed non stop
Think Stiller posts on Jow Forums?

Broccoli

>Probably the plot is to get fit
lol, no. You're not allowed to do that, it's offensive to fat people. Any time her weight is raised as an issue in the movie it will be to assert there's nothing wrong with being plus sized and to demonize whoever brought the topic up as imposing their artificial social construct of beauty on others.

Faith and her side kick, Lane Bryant, will take on the evil Dr. Size 2 and her HWP minions.

this

The Diabolical Diabetes Dude.

Not the exact same but very similar characters. Like same background of his parents bought him a gym/fat camp. One character is raged G the other PG13

BRRR..BRRRR.BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

why is not black woman?

Kek

>i wonder, who is her nemesis
diet

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kek

They need to have her male interest be a kind of woeurd super hero who is by no means a chad.

If it’s a chad then this will do more harm to the fatties ego than good

And that's a good thing (c) 2018.

Telekinesis fits quite well, as it is the only superpower that doesn't require physical movement or activity

The Dietician

What's her super power, smothering the bad guy with layers of fat?

might as well make a superhero with chronic pneumonia, alzheimers or COPD.

>/nDayumm

You reminded me of this bitch who cries when trying to eat vegetables.

youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

She's a Maniac

The produce aisle

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>movies
Does anyone watch the more recent garbage spewed out from Hollywood?
It’s literally propaganda covered with a plot and they’ve been increasingly lazy to cover that fact.
If they want to buy wide angle lenses so be able to encompass a fatty then let them so all leftist “need no man” feminatzis can collect in specific locations around the world and breathe up all the air and suffocate there and crash through the floor.
What we should do is watch best of al bundy outside on high volume.

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