12 Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training

>12 Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training
>Heavy moonsoon starts
>they get into a cave
>water starts rising in the cave
>they go deeper and deeper
>now they're stuck with their coach 1.5 miles in and half a mile under the surface
>world's best divers find them
>round trip to the boys and back takes over 11 hours
>there's no chance the boys could make it
>its only the beginning of the monsoon season
>water will rise few meters in the cave in matters of weeks

>recent development: Former Thai Navy SEAL died from lack of Oxygen while he helped rescuing the children.

>recent development: Elon Musk offers Boring Company services to help trapped boy

>recent deveolpment :Elon Musk is sending a team of engineers to Thailand to assist in cave rescue

>the boys can walk but not dive according to recent reports

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This is a psy op. They're probably already dead and the footage is old or some shit. Probably only being reported on to force peoples consciousness to think about these dead kids instead of more pressing issues like the fact the news is treason.

Let's talk about people who've gotten stuck in caves like pic related, John Jones in the Nutty Putty Cave. He was stuck there for 27 hours before he finally died. He couldn't move, barely breathe, barely any light in there. He was just stuck, waiting for the blood to pool to his head for hours before he died. Can you imagine it? He had pregnant wife too, she even talked to him on the phone. After talking on the phone to his wife the rescuers had a pulley system set up to get him out but because of the angle he was at and how weak he was getting him out would've broken his legs and the shock would've killed him so they had to leave him there to slowly die. I mean I really can't imagine it. The fear, the terror, the claustrophobia, then suddenly hope, you get to talk to your wife, the rescuers tell you you're going to be ok and then it all fails and you're left to die. You'll never finish medical school, never raise your kids or see your wife again, all of it wasted for you to die slowly, unable to move, barely able to breath, upside down in a cave.

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Boys are walking back with their coach from a football training
>>Heavy moonsoon starts
>>they get into a cave
this is all wrong

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His wife is happily remarried. Proving that when you die in a cave, you're quickly forgotten, with your body left to rot

deseretnews.com/article/865616346/John-Jones-died-in-a-cave-but-his-widow-emerged-from-the-darkness.html

>At John’s funeral, his LDS stake president mentioned something about his death happening for a reason, Emily said. She said she remembers thinking that she was sure there was something to learn from what happened.

>“Now, looking back, I see he was so right,” she said. “I never would want bad things to happen, but in retrospect, we’re given what we need. We’re blessed. Life is still wonderful and beautiful and good, even though bad things happen, because Heavenly Father has a plan for us.”

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I really can't imagine how terrifying it would be to be stuck in a cave, the more you panic the more you get, nothing to do but wait for rescuers to come. You're all alone in that cave. Well you hope you're alone, one never knows what's really down there. There could be an earthquake and the cave could collapse trapping you forever. Or what of Floyd Collins who went exploring to find his fortune only to get stuck in an in impossibly small hole, it was a big media circus back in the day, they managed to get him some water, a small reporter interviewed him. They promised they would get him out, he was in there for a few days, much longer than John Jones in nutty putty because they were able to get him food. Floyd Collins never made it out though. Even though rescuers were able to get to him he was dead. Died several hours before. Alone. In the dark. Barely able to move.

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the fact Elon Musk is getting involved makes it look like an even bigger circus show

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Cave Diving under water is even worse. To novices the equipment used can make you feel like you're suffocating, and if you panic you're likely to die as you lose your way, get lost, and lose oxygen. If you don't kick properly you kick up silt, obscuring everything making it extremely easy to get lost, hopelessly lost, leaving you alone to die underwater. Even if you calm down if you've used enough oxygen you're a dead man walking.

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This is why people who enter caves are fucking idiots.

I did some research on cave rescues, nevermind the fact that a trained Navy Seal has already died, but there have been several occasions where men recovering dead cave divers' bodies have found evidence that in their last moments divers fought over the oxygen. Imagine it, being lost with your friend or significant other under water, silt is everywhere, you can't see, you don't have enough oxygen your light is going out and they get this funny look on their face. And the person you trusted enough to go cave divings starts attacking you. In a desperate primal desire to live, even if for just a little bit longer in a sunken hell where, if you're lucky, your body will be taken back and not eaten by whatever monstrosities, abandoned by evolution, lurk in these underwater caves

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Just a friendly reminder don't go cave diving without proper training!

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>divers bring boys food, oxygen, drinking water, and anime
>boys stay nourished, hydrated, and they masturbate furiously
>after 2 months the boys have the arm strength to swim out

This is a really easy fix. The only things I may be missing is karaoke and gambling, but not sure if the Thai Asians are into that kind of thing since I'm ignorant to their culture.

Although, even if you're experienced, it's no guarantee against death

youtube.com/watch?v=rTlmJeP2Cr0

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only pumping can buy the needed time

and air exhange system is a must

>not eaten by whatever monstrosities, abandoned by evolution, lurk in these underwater caves
you're such a fucking drama queen

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How much time can pumping provide in monsoon season?

How the equipment for cave diving is different from regular diving?

It says "cave" on it. Purely a marketing thing.

Because remarrying when you are a widow is a bad?

i meant what i said dont dow doubt needlessly.

*sow

if they dont start pumping it's game over

Yeah. Fuck that guy for offering to help.

This is just a psyop to push illegal immigration and open border policy

She said it was good thing he died horribly in a cave

you have to go back. you come off as pretentious and try hard with le thought provoking story

Yes actually. We should meme pyre suicides.

LOL just pull him up, break his legs or not, no evidence it will create shock enough to kill people. they were just stupid.

also the thai can JUST move using oxygen masks.

bring enough oxygen tanks

That's a standard format here.

I thought that pic was a Splash Mountain op.

It takes 5.5 hours to reach the boys. Have they tried going through the earth above them? The length of the cave is farther than the length of where they are to the surface. Drilling isn't an option? Isn't that how we get miners out? Are they not drilling because the problem resulted in the boys going in a hole and they don't want to make another hole since holes are the problem?

kek

Shock would've killed him he was in a weakened state

>Gonna scuba dive for 3 miles underwater including removing ear and putting back on twice per run while untrained

Lololol
No

they're under a mountain

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Maybe he was an ass and her new dude is hotter. If he wouldn't have been larping Dig Dug he'd still be plowing her.

Also don't google Pattaya Beach you just get lady boys

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>go to soccer practice
>get stuck miles underground and underwater

Impressive. Can anyone think of anything going more awry in history?

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This is why I don't go in caves, I frequently have nightmares of getting stuck between rocks and slowly dieing.

They should run a hose through the cave to pump air in and out. Drilling in from the outside could pop the air bubble that is holding the flood water out and flood the save.

Sort of dumb to go deep in a cave to hide from water, but has to be pretty horrifying. If they can pump air and water they can survive pretty long though. Might just die of boredom.

We should find their names to confirm if they are alive later on, since they did discover them 3 days ago.

That does make it a little tougher. Clear the trees and starting drilling. Or, drill sideways, create a hole, drain water, and bring boys out on the mountain.

are you retarded or cant you move underwater? you also dont remove your ear and put it back are you fucking some kinda insane canniba?

there would be no "shock" there would be pain but pain dont kill you in a weakened state, they just giving up like that even IF it would, they still have to try obviously, they are just lazy dumb idiots

This. They don't know the shock would kill him. They knew he'd die otherwise. Better to have two broken legs and still be getting BJs from his hottie wife.

FAR OVER THE MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD
IN PLACES DEEP AND CAVERNS OLD

All I got was beach pictures, I think there might be something wrong with your computer

That map is kind of strange, this map is better. Note how water isn't connected and can flow into cave from top of mountain, not necessary from entrance.

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Actually the boys were taking part in an initiation you dumb fuck.

I don't know why they didn't just go up the mountain. Is it the great flood?

Gear you miserable swede.
Go get sodomized by a Muslim

Because water always goes into underground, doesn't has to be opening, water flows through earth all the time.
American education.
All you need is rain.

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I had to google the beach and then add ladyboys. They look better than the non ladyboys there. They're probably better at math as well.

They would have been stuck outside and open to the elements. Their cell phones would have been fucked. Best to find cover.

>he might have died if we tried to save him so we let him die to prevent him accidentally dying by letting him die for sure
human logic

yeah i dont know if some dude getting stuck in a cave and dying was part of gods plan. i think that mans free will did this to him. he had the free will not to crawl into a super tight hole deep in the ground, but he decided of his own free will to for some reason crawl into a tight hole in the fucking ground. and it didnt work out for him. i dont think thats god, i think thats just a dumb overconfident fuck with more balls then brains

why in the fuck would anyone crawl into a tiny hole they could barely fit into. a hole in the fucking deep earth. like. what? of course its an alpha male. why are women attracted to oblivious lemmings who wander overconfidently into dangers? whatever

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Collins

claustrophobia is 100% justified

who the hell cares you massive faggot

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What are they really hiding in that cave?

Go find out, I bet it's jew cave gold or aliens

Maybe so, but his eerie tales are scaring me O_o

go back faggot

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that depends. if you freak out walking into a bachelor apartment then its not justified. if you have a fear of crawling into tight holes in the ground and that fear prevents you from crawling into a tight hole in the ground, then that is 100% justified and only an idiot would power past that kind of fear frankly.

ok so he needed the money. well, as soon as he saw a cave hole he clearly coulkdnt fit in, i mean look at that fucking hole, its too small. likely his brain tried to warn him with fear, but he doesnt let fear stop him. and now he is dead. wouldnt have happened to a beta male or a smart alpha

just keep sending them enough stuff to start an underground civilzation
this is the true solution

MAYBE the psy op here is that they want to block off entrances to save networks for public safety and then use those caves as secret bases.

the sign is great. the art work looks like it is straight out of some 1970's D&D adventure

You know he’s taping the shit out of them.

can we stop wasting resources for people that do this? its natural selection for fuck sakes.

im going to rewrite my word salad here

maybe the psy op here is that they want to block off cave entrances allegedly for public safety, and then use those caves as secret bases

when you're in a cave, i heard that no one can hear you cum

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i believe it.

What I don't get, why does it take 11 hours to swim back the same way they had walked in before? Surely it didn't take them that long to walk 1.5 miles.

i dont think id want to live in a world where people were that cold and practical

Where the hell are you???

stop using unknown proxy, it takes away the rarity of my unknown flags collection you nigger

This is why we need to bring back sati

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He's a dumbfuck, look at that hole he went into.

Darwin award for this idiot.

You should just kill yourself then because this shit happens all the time but msm doesn't go batshit insane over every incident of retards killing them selves

Getting stuck in a cave is a fucking nightmare. Probably my worst fear, with the fact of being alone amid the ocean.

Based Musk.

Why did he just take his shoes off and slowly take or rip his clothes to make him smaller?

I care, this is interesting

He couldn't reach his shoes

So, realistically, how difficult would it be to get a group of divers to transport a tube with air, water and electricity and head attachments to the other side, so that they use the the power from it to illuminate their path, the water to stay hydrated and the air to breathe underwater. I'd say that the biggest challenge would be putting together such a contraption, but if people are serious about helping them, I don't see the issue...

It'd have to fit through all this, also apparently the currents are really strong

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Switching between flooded areas and dry area changing out their air bottles, murky water, diving in confined spaces. As a competitive swimmer most of my life, my best mile time was right around 16 minutes. That's in a normal pool. I can only imagine how fucking hard that shit is for these divers.

well someone died trying to do that so id say it's pretty difficult

I haven't been following the story from the get go. Why'd they go in the damn cave when shit started to flood in the first place? Common sense dictates that's suicidal, because the water would simply flood it, no?

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they were already in the cave when it started raining, they fled deeper into the cave to get away from the rising water

So why'd they go in during the monsoon season?

then dont fucking cave dive

IIRC monsoon season started early this year, and it was after a soccer game

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Monsoon wasnt expected until July

why the fuck would you go in a cave, just send like a drone or a robot in

They were in the cave when it started raining and didn't realize until it was flooded

It's Thailand all they have are caves and the caves in ladyboys

They are going to need to winch them all out of there. If a Navy seal died, there is no way they are going to come out on their own....they will all use too much air.

Literally just pull him out from his legs, what's the problem? Better to have broken legs than dying a slow painful death.

All this cave talk made me curious about caves. Apparently there's one right near my town. 12km long. Hm.

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How did he get stuck exactly? Did he fall?