Why the fuck is bestiality partially legal in Canada? Do leafs like fucking animals?

We all know it's a well known Canadian past time for young girls to lose their virginity to moose, while the rest of the town watches and drinks maple syrup.

So is murder, but you tree monkies can't enforce that law either.

It's true. Came about last year (or the year before?). Apparently some guy had two girls he was regularly fucking. In their threesome sessions, the guy would have his dog fuck the girls and he'd have the girls do sexual acts on the dog and other degenerate shit.
The Canadian supreme court ruled that they had committed no illegal acts because the guy never "penetrated" the dog during their sessions.
Essentially this set a legal precedent where beastiality is fully legal, short of sexual penetration of the animal. So in reality, Canadians aren't dog fuckers, as the meme goes, they're cucks to dogs in reality. Their women can be fucked by dogs while the guy watches. I really can't say which is worse though.

Wasn't it a pedophile abusing his two teenage daughters? But he got bored with that so he spread peanut butter on their pussies and the dog licked it off while he filmed it? That's the version I heard anyways.

You really like to ignore the thread's subject, don't you? Also, it must be so good to have a country infested with liberals and muslims

and chinks

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>Why the fuck is bestiality partially legal in Canada? Do leafs like fucking animals?
Canadians love fucking animals.

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I actually gave you an answer, but you are a subhuman so it flew over your head.

It's a good law, faggot. It's illegal to penetrate an animal because that is abuse. But if you let your dog lick your balls or your wife's meatflaps you won't go to prison. And that's how it should be.

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kek

youtube.com/watch?v=fW7k6A8G7UE

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Tfw you get to do roasties with your best buddy.

You're confusing your dreams with reality again.

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Kikes.

Well what if the dog penetrates the woman? You leafs are disgusting.

The supreme court of Canada read the existing language and it technically only defines penetrative acts as in violation of the law. Canada's government is so fucked up that since this ruling, they cannot agree to pass a law to explicitly make other acts with animals illegal too.

Sort of like South Dakota v. Wayfair Inc. in the US

They eliminated the physical presence nexus without defining the requirements on revenue or such as reasonable, it's going back to lower courts for decades of lawsuits and appeals. The supreme court has basically said
>get off your ass congress
but nobody in congress really wants to fix the online sales tax loophole because it will make them deeply unpopular among their constituents.

It's a feminist law. You know how white women are (especially Canadians).

The dog likes it. The woman likes it. I don't see the problem here. Government has no business legislating non-harmful sexual activity, apart from protecting children.

why were you researching about this

It's legal in Israel too

Jews are the real goat fuckers

Why are Americans so hung up about bestiality?

He wants to know if Canadians can legally have sex with Brazilians