Elon sending engineers to Thailand to save the trapped boys(male)

Can this fucking work?

I hope to work for him one day.

If he and his team fucking save those kids, that will be freaking awesome.

where will all the displaced water go?
and what happens when a there is a tare?
i thought this guy was meant to be smart?

Would be a godlike miracle if he got them out. Sadly, don't think they have a chance.

>marketing genius

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The water level will rise slightly. No biggie.

You can make it from several layers or use stuff that is difficult to tear.

Why don't they just pump the water out of the cave? Its flood water right, it isn't like its coming in from an aquifer or anything. Just get a long rubber pipe and connect it to a pump, ez pz.

>There are probably many complexities that are hard to appreciate without being there in person

That's probably true, or was true at first no doubt

But really it was this - the anxiety of having a group of children who can't swim in a cave must could make anyone not think calmly at first

I bet the bogs are behind this.

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There are a gorillion litres seeping through the soil. It's heavy rains season.

He grew up in south Africa. Its unreal how based and intelligent the upper side of white SA society is. Some of the smartest motherfuckers I've ever met in engineering, chemistry, and tech jobs are south Africans who hate niggers and fly a Rhodesian flag in their home somewhere.

>muh based neo-liberal open border supporter

>AAYO JUST LOOK AT THIS, A BASED TWEET!!!!!! TRULY /ourguy/

>let's send aerospace engineers to go tell the geologists how to do their jobs
the balls on this guy

low fucking iq detected

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Geologists are a bunch of nerds doing inorganic chemistry. Aerospace engineers actually make solutions to problems.

The Bogs are a meme. Elon [[[Timo]]] being a Finnish spy is for serious.

That's similar to how they fix broken pipes buried under houses.

this guy is a business man, not an engineer.

An inflated tube would grind against the roof of the cave, which is the area with the most sharp points, making a tear very, very likely.

And to pressurize the tube they're facing the same risks as diving, as the pressure has to be equal to the water pressure on top.

The divers already have to push themselves through the small openings, now this retard want them to drag a tube that has to be hundreds of meters long, through the same openings.

Hey guys ...

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He's a National Socialist and he's our guy

>technology that could “create an air tunnel underwater.”

I have that too. It's called a long plastic tube, with diameter approximately 4 to 5 feet. Feed it through to the other side and pump the water out of it. Viola instant underwater air tunnel.

Yet there's plenty of people right here in his own home country that could use help.

I fucking hate faggots who put other countries above their homes.

bullshit hes a socialist.

just let them fucking die. shit like this is whats wrong with the world. do dumb things, get dumb prizes. why spend tens of thousands of dollars saving retards for being retarded.

Aerospace engineers couldn't tell you shit about the structure of the subsurface, the recharge rate of the aquifer, or the hazards involved with blasting or boring into the cavern.

he's doing it as a publicity stunt, it's all about getting good PR and keeping up the marketing blast.

t. former marketing wagecuck

i want to believe in the musk but i have two reservations that i cant see past.
first of all, he is definitely not conservative. he calls out the media but is socialist and its not clear how much money he got from the US gov for Tesla.
Second, the dude has hair plugs. hard to respect someone with hair plugs...

*neoliberal

>look at me im smarter than Elon Musk

Yes, but the problem is it takes a lot of money and a long time (about a month) to make a tube or set of tubes to the right spec for this.

you just ask these fags how many times theyve opend their ass for other guys and wether it flet natural or not. if talking about the act is taboo how can being accepting of the act be anydiffrent? strect your asses for penetration and tell me if you enjoyed an orgasam or not satanist.

I can see it now... Musk announces his big plan for a tunnel or something that will save the children in the most efficient way possible.

Everyone believes him, they all go home. It never gets built, the kids die, and he blames the press for being out to get him.

they should created oxygenated capsule able to be dragged from the outside by cable and put the kid in it individually

he makes more money as a man with hair, its pr. those hair plugs make it more likely he succeeds and humanity goes to mars. all he cares about is mars for the most part and he will say what he needs to in order to get us there.

no way hes a white from south africa who made an internet bank an electirc car company and a rocket manufactureer. only fags on 4c reveal their level.

And we're suppose to side with a commie faggot like you instead?

Oh God. The visibly Hapa guy who's considered white in South Africa.

Somehow we're supposed to want his compatriots in our countries. To pollute our gene pools.

Heck Musk himself has already polluted the Canada gene pool.

There's no such thing as a white person in South Africa. And actually Musk is even less white looking than most Saffers are. Musk is visibly part East Asian.

No rigid one will do with the inside turns necessary, and the space is limited as is, so much so parts of the cave require no equipment to navigate, using about the time limit of tankless diving for a pro.

Their best bet is an inflatable dam in the entrance and a bunch of pumps.

We use water transfer pumps everyday in the oil field that could easliy handle removing the water from the cave. Might had to use a couple to keep up with incoming rain water but totally doable.

Underrated

your retardation is written in plain english and still impossible to understand. kys.

You better delete this right now.

"White" South Africans all have African, Indian and Malay ancestry.

Musk is even more admixed than most Saffers. He looks like his grandpa was Japanese.

This whole story of the kids trapped in that cave reeks of BS psyop. I don'y know how or why, but it does.

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>implying he's not just going to show them a video of a 20000km long underground hyper magnetic bullet train system that will make a stop to pick them up on the way
>for the low price of a gazillion dollars
>all with no actual plans for manufacturing the thing, and rejects any corporation that offers their aid

>No rigid one will do with the inside turns necessary, and the space is limited as is
I do think they're able to produce a capsule hard enough that could slip through it kinda,
I still think it's their best chance without taking any chance.

hes doing kevlar tubes
he knows what hes doing

He'll survive the purge then

They will all drown and Musky Melon will be exposed in front of the world.

The issue isnt its not hard enough, the issue is that there is no space for a human to fit, even if rolled into a ball. What you would need is basically a plastic bag thats super thigh around them without them freaking out while inside, which is not likely to happen. Daming the entrance and pumping requires no new equipment or risk to the kids.

In this case, he is. The pressure in the tube would exceed the ones found in the caisson of old, and those could fuck up a man with just one dive.

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>those three months I spent with two trap roommates
The fact they knew they weren't women and just felt the need to look pretty made things easier on everyone, but bringing girls back was a nightmare

what if we made nylon bags for the kids and filled them with air? Then we could mount the bag like capsules on a track and get them up to speeds of 700 mph cutting the travel time between LA and San Francisco by over 3 hours

NO.

ya that was my second though but something must prevent them from directly redirecting the current entering

If there is they havent shown it in reports, diagrams, or mentioned it on the news, so I am just working with the knowledge we have.

depends if its crazy enough..... it just might

you mean in typhoon land?

Um if people can swim in, why not just put a mask and tank on a kid and swim them out?

me neighbor is from South Africa and he is completely white, along with his wife and sons

Because a marine diver died on his way back. It’s a fucking long and cold trip (5-6 hours for a pro diver to come back)

i really hope these lads make it out ok

because it's a 6 hour trip through the cave with 0 visibility due to the murky water. plus none of the kids know how to swim. a navy seal diver died yesterday trying to deliver oxygen tanks

There are no billionaire socialists.

Three reasons that would make that extremely problamatic.

1. panic
2. panic
3. panic

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For anyone here who doesn't feel bad for those kids, imagine for all these past couple days you've been shitposting you were trapped down there. Because thats where they have been and where they are right now. It must be like being trapped in an airport except infinitely worse.

Oh OK. Yeah I obviously haven't been following the story.

lol it’s pretty much inpossible to talk shit on these kids. they’re tough as fuck. sitting in the dark for nine days, starving.

RIP navy SEAL

>boys(male)
what Elon mean by this?

Mark Zuckerberg

Many millionaries are socialists because they want high taxes so it becomes harder for investors to invest and they dominate the market

I've been trapped on this website for 10 years and nobody cares about me

Its not like they have a choice. I hope they're saved anyway.

Pretty sure that was a joke tweet. See his follow up about Marx being a capitalist because he wrote "Das Kapital"

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the whole situation is a shitshow. the cave only has 15% oxygen levels left which puts them at a risk of contracting Hypoxia which can cause hyperventilating, loss of consciousness and even personality changes.
if you ask me I think those kids are fucked unless they drill a hole from above
everyone feels for the kids, it's the instructor/coach people are trashing for going caving during monsoon season

At least they're not stuck upside down in a crevice like that one guy. I'd rather starve, drown, or suffocate to death than that.

Ffs. They’re coming out. It’s just a matter of time.

He died right? That shit was crazy how the fuck did he even get into that situation?

Yeah, died after being upside down for 28 hours. Also couldn't take full breaths because he was stuck at the torso I think. I'm not ever gonna explore caves but I almost wonder if I should kill myself now to guarantee I never end up in a situation like that.

If it was your kid you would be there with a pick ax

Is it was my kid i wouldn’t let him go inside an underground cave that literally has a sign saying “do not enter during rainy season”

They are dead. D e a d. How many more lives are you going to add to the death count? That’s the only question. Dozens of kids die every single day and you only pretend to care because it’s on the tv screen.

Memes aside, if he actually pulls through and gets credit for rescuing these gooks you'd better throw some short term bucks in to tesla. I'm watching this shit closely for short term gains

just carry a cyanide pill with you on a necklace or something

You should. Don't forget to live stream