Why are Mormons so based?

Getting a weird vibe from dad here

The only mormon I know does obscene amounts of cocaine

>chr*stians
>based
kys

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Behold, I speak unto you as if ye were present, and yet ye are not. But behold, Jesus Christ hath shown you unto me, and I know your doing.

And I know that ye do walk in the pride of your hearts; and there are none save a few only who do not lift themselves up in the pride of their hearts, unto the wearing of very fine apparel, unto envying, and strifes, and malice, and persecutions, and all manner of iniquities; and your churches, yea, even every one, have become polluted because of the pride of your hearts.

For behold, ye do love money, and your substance, and your fine apparel, and the adorning of your churches, more than ye love the poor and the needy, the sick and the afflicted.

O ye pollutions, ye hypocrites, ye teachers, who sell yourselves for that which will canker, why have ye polluted the holy church of God? Why are ye ashamed to take upon you the name of Christ? Why do ye not think that greater is the value of an endless happiness than that misery which never dies—because of the praise of the world?

Why do ye adorn yourselves with that which hath no life, and yet suffer the hungry, and the needy, and the naked, and the sick and the afflicted to pass by you, and notice them not?

Yea, why do ye build up your secret abominations to get gain, and cause that widows should mourn before the Lord, and also orphans to mourn before the Lord, and also the blood of their fathers and their husbands to cry unto the Lord from the ground, for vengeance upon your heads?

Behold, the sword of vengeance hangeth over you; and the time soon cometh that he avengeth the blood of the saints upon you, for he will not suffer their cries any longer.

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This guy fucks.

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Not against them.
But why, so many face of mormons seems like inbred.

Can anyone feel the same & answer it ?

>mormons
this is like the ultra retarded group within Christianity

>mormons
>christian

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>No R-rated movies
>No M-rated video games
>No cursing
>No coffee
>Extremely socially retarded
Basically no fun allowed. Also, Utah & Idaho have really high divorce rates.

Wouldnt mind living in southern salt lake city because that area is white af.

The Bible is all you need? Are you Jewish? Hmm where'd the Bible come from?

>Touring every civil war battlefield
That sounds like the best summer ever.

The first Mormon temple literally had "PEPE" written on the pulpits almost 200 years ago. I don't know why Jow Forums doesn't love it even more.

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>The only mormon I know does obscene amounts of cocaine

Sounds like a good person

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>endless celestial sex
maybe I've been too hard on mormons

I wonder where Mormons get so many of their membership numbers from?

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Gee, it’s almost like they’ve slowly began relying on 3rd word converts via the promise of after-life gibs to artificially bolster their numbers.

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How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One can do it, but the Church recommends the whole family get involved to bring them closer together.

Any religion looks weird when it’s new - mostly because they are all bullshit; but atheism destroys civilizations so religion is necessary.
Niggers also destroy civilization - so, Mormonism was shaping up to be a pretty fantastic faith. Then they cucked in ‘78 and said that God changed his mind about the ‘groids.
Dead to me now.

Has anyone met a Mormon that didn't come across as neurotic?

They are alien gods to be - see it all makes sense now.

I went to my local LDS ward thinking it was a pro-white religion. Imagine my shock when I saw white families with their adopted niglets - niglets that were running through the pews during sermon, hooping and hollering. Then the bishop outlined their success at importing a bunch of filthy beaners into our white community. The missionaries called me afterwards to see if I wanted to come back and I told them I didn't feel that the LDS church was right for me. Really they're not right for any white community.

They dont put shit in their bodies, actually try to live by the golden rule, and (the most important point) they look out for each other. They have some cons sure, but their tight nit community structure makes them inherently better/stable people.

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Not for long. The LDS church is pozzed as fuck.

Larry David is the reason I can't hate Jews

>I mean their religion was started by a conman pedophile
I believe you're thinking of every other sect of Abrahamic religion.

LMAOing at kikes and Catholikikes shitting their pants ITT.

fair

Pic related is the result I get from (((jewgle))), their version of christianity might be off but I'll be damned if their way of life isn't based.

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see:

actually theyre clearly raising a soon to be "independent" muh attitude roastie - not based.

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There's some Jehovah's Witness guy I work with. He's probably 5' 8" and 130 lbs or less. Extremely narrow shoulders and waist. Has a strange posture and gait, similar to children raised in confinement. See, "Genie (feral child)".

He was home schooled and seems like he has Aspergers. He's also extremely frugal and always coming up with retarded schemes to make extra money (i.e. buys a car to repair and flip, but it's a PT cruiser or other shitbox with tons of problems that he works his ass off and sells at a loss).

He acts like a dirty kike, always trying to get people to give them some of their food, making comments when they purchase something nice that they saved up for, always envying and asking for handouts but never returning the favor. I wouldn't be surprised if this religion teaches that it's ok to lie to/cheat non-believers.

Jehovah's witness guy at work is trying to learn Swahili for a mission.

I make jokes that they target the least educated, most backward people possible, as they're the most prone to brainwashing.

Nothing wrong there.

Lets be honest theyre weird but Im ok with that, Id join their cult to marry a mormon qt and pump out 15 white babies

>its 98% white cuz of the whites birth rates

mormons are the last great hope against scheming jews, religion for money, homo mafia, pedos, man whores, thots, and the criminal browns

every single one of those is an enemy of the kingdom of god as defined in the book of mormon

you will join us in the war against degeneracy and gain honor or you will be looked at as a coward by your posterity

thats a messed up ward. was it in utah?

those daughters of his are 10000000% going to grow up to be pornstars

I'm going to laugh when the Mormons get it right and your ass goes to hell for heresy instead.

ATTENTION
OUR GENOME IS DEGENERATING, NO AMOUNT OF SELECTIVE BREEDING WILL FIX THE MUTATIONS THAT ARE MAKING US WEAKER WITH EVERY GENERATION!
How many of us have glasses? How many of us are balding? How many of us needed Braces? How many of us have random hairs in stupid places? Alzheimer's disease was unheard of years ago. Heart disease and cancer is more prevalent than ever.
We were created in one moment by god and are wearing out like an over-copied JPEG. Only the one who created us can restore our genome.
youtube.com/watch?v=_edD5HOx6Q0
Very interesting talk worth watching.

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North Dakota.

Why is this the first I’m hearing of this?

Mormons are disgusting and the females are whores too.They’re at the level of niggers. Trust me I lwanna cenin Idaho with high population of Mormons

are there mormons in frankfurt?

if mormons are the last hope then all is lost

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stop shilling this moron cult here

report and sage

Mormons are supposed to have at least a year's worth of food and supplies. You know, for the coming "troubles"...

What I'm interested in is why do Mormons actually follow their fucking book, unlike other religions? Is this just the power of being newer?

Joseph Smith wasn't a pedophile. He liked sexually mature women. The youngest he ever fucked was like 15.

That is a good one, Satan.

I want to be her shegetz.
You can hate all Jews except Larry David. Why are you such a racist that liking one Jew means you have to like all of them?

morons are in bed with globalist neocon zionism, they are pure cult stooges.

based bro

lmao at your mormon pantshitting att
>sage report

The themes of the book are fairly pragmatic. Yes there is some self sacrifice, but there is also someone who steps up to protect those that choose pacifism. They don’t have to endure attack after attack after attack from thier enemies, they are in fact commanded to fight back. OTOH the seeds of thier destruction are in that same book. When the white people became too wicked, God blesses the brown people instead, and eventually the whites were all destroyed. No doubt they have internalized this, and as the wider west falls, they will collapse inward, and accept all sorts of “righteous” non-whites, even though most of those people are net takers.