TCG

Thai Cave General - Much like this surly king, the Thai boys cannot leave without breaking eggs edition

news: khaosodenglish.com/
theguardian.com/world/live/2018/jul/06/thailand-cave-rescue-looming-rain-clouds-could-force-quick-rescue-decision-live
CG of the cave (2:25): youtu.be/4bMF7xKSvwo?t=2m25s

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Those kids are gonna die and that's better than them ending up in Podesta's basement.

how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

Rolling for gay ladyboy orgy

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They're coming home.

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S T U F F
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smarter cunts than i pls tell me why this won't work

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chovel em out through pattaya beach.
slip tube through the one tight spot to there.

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wait, how does he get out of there?

if the sack gets cut on a rock wall, they drown inside the bag

It usually takes a crane to get em out

why dont they just pump the kids out of the cave?

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Elon's musky socks will save the day

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>anglo chad stooping to stay in the photo frame
The absolute state of thai manlets.

oh fug

Experienced scuba diver here. Those kids are as good as dead.

Put general in the subject line or do /tcg/ so my filters catch it
Thank you

again, because he's deaf

ALL THE THAI BOYS YOU CAN BUM, PETE!

CALL GARY GLITTER TO HELP!!!

I'd hate to be stuck in a cave. That would suck big time.

If numbers, kids will see their parents again

those fucking sound effects lmao

fuck you leave

CHECKED
PRAISE ELON "THE TUNNELER" MUSK

What do you call 13 thai kids trapped in a cave?

answer: you can't call them there's not a phone in the cave retard it's a cave

4x Scuba World Champion. Those kids are as dead as good.

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no no, you put a tank in with them, they'd run out of air too quick without one anyway

CONFIRMED SUCKING THE KIDS OUT OF THE CAVE IS BEST OPTION

i wish you were stuck in a cave together with every other leaf, and die painfully but surely

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Why don't they cover the entrances with plastic bags so more rain won't fall into the cave?

1. Put fish in water
2. Kids become cave gollums
3. ????
4. Profit

wasted like a true leaf

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Wasted quads
Fuck you leaf it should be you down there

>OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE TO BE IN THIS CAVE??!

I WILL GO GET THEM!

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the Jow Forums plan, as it stands

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Can the ODSTs save them?

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Leaf posting has to be intentional, right?

Stop

this is my last thread as an OP. I've got to go sleep.

someone else keep it alive with memey images. It's for the children

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Creator of heaven and earth here

Those jungle asians are tiger food

How are you spending your sunny days of freedom?
I'm in a dark room shitposting about dying kids.

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

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for all our sake, here's hopeing the gay dog eating mountain jew fell asleep after the last thread died.

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Denied.

>yeah im from the BBC mate, you got a tv license for this cave?

anywhere i can place a bet on everyone dying? i'm pretty sure it's a lock

They need to teach the Thai boys how to dive?

I know just the man

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Oh shit this is so smart.

HEY REDDIT EVERYONE MAIL YOUR GROCERY BAGS TO THAILAND! WE CAN SAVE THE KIDS EVEN IF TRUMP WON'T HELP THEM!

Those kids good as dead

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but black people cant swim

Nope. One section of the cave is .7 metres by .37 metres. Only twinks can fit through

thank you for your serbice

>14
so 13 kids + the 1 navy seal.

RIP

He has to cook all the eggs

who would have thought that 20% of Jow Forums are expert divers. On that note, do any of them want to chime in ITT as to whether the kids will make it?

those are ultra sleek scuba gears, ding dong

honestly just fill the cave with concrete until the rainy season is over then knock it down when its dry

>Not eating pooegg sammys every day of your life

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Expert diver here, they're as good as dead.

Also, support israel.

>that 30 year old boomer who shits on memes

Whoah man you're such an iconoclast

It's only 12 kids + their 25 year old (dumb)ASSistant coach

1 "Navy Seal" is already dead

creepy get on a day where kek was definitely with us

The digits speak the truth

>25 year old zoomer thinks hes an adult
cute

it's post-ironic meme enabling. You wouldn't understand

+1 foreskin has been deposited into your salivating maw

Let's leave /ck/ memes where they belong.

They just need help from the right places

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Retired commercial saturation diver here. Those kids are dead ducks.

cave plan template for those who want to try

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This is why you're not a billionaire user.

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why not just drill a hole straight down to where they are?
i can't be the only one thinking this right?

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for me, it's getting stuck in Thai caves

Thats not how that works cunt

>that 30 year old boomer who thinks he understands and meaningfully influences memes

Were you a general in the Meme War, sir?

imagine the smell

I'm twenty years old and I just had plain nachos for dinner

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eggs do smell pretty good, you're right about that

>plain nachos

Corn chips? I'm eating peanuts with hot sauce on them because I have autism.

Former amateur snorkeler here. Those kids are as good as dead.

>tfw you're an underwater pipeline welder but nobody will believe you anymore because of a bunch of thaibois

Way to work that rectangle tool in ms paint

Elon is a superhero now?

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I was in that thread.

Good times

>soft limestone will collapse
>1 km down
>have to take drills via chopper to a mountainside in the middle of jungle
not happening friendo

because it's not stable enough and would likely cause a collapse

You ever hear of mountains user?

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Someone get the nigger from BLACKED.com to fuck the cave and make room for those ladyboys.

Humane thing to do would be to have one of the divers bring them a helium tank and some plastic bags so at least they can have a peaceful painless death

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They are under a mountain

Holy fucking shit no

the Thai governor is friends with a SpaceX employee. that's how they got in touch

i thought they drop enclosures down onto the pipes for you guys to do it dry

>nukes cant blow apart mountains
brainlets...

don't blame him, I made it

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