Thai Cave General - Much like this surly king, the Thai boys cannot leave without breaking eggs edition
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Thai Cave General - Much like this surly king, the Thai boys cannot leave without breaking eggs edition
news: khaosodenglish.com
theguardian.com
CG of the cave (2:25): youtu.be
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Those kids are gonna die and that's better than them ending up in Podesta's basement.
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?
Rolling for gay ladyboy orgy
They're coming home.
S T U F F
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smarter cunts than i pls tell me why this won't work
chovel em out through pattaya beach.
slip tube through the one tight spot to there.
wait, how does he get out of there?
if the sack gets cut on a rock wall, they drown inside the bag
It usually takes a crane to get em out
why dont they just pump the kids out of the cave?
Elon's musky socks will save the day
>anglo chad stooping to stay in the photo frame
The absolute state of thai manlets.
oh fug
Experienced scuba diver here. Those kids are as good as dead.
Put general in the subject line or do /tcg/ so my filters catch it
Thank you
again, because he's deaf
ALL THE THAI BOYS YOU CAN BUM, PETE!
CALL GARY GLITTER TO HELP!!!
I'd hate to be stuck in a cave. That would suck big time.
If numbers, kids will see their parents again
those fucking sound effects lmao
fuck you leave
CHECKED
PRAISE ELON "THE TUNNELER" MUSK
What do you call 13 thai kids trapped in a cave?
answer: you can't call them there's not a phone in the cave retard it's a cave
4x Scuba World Champion. Those kids are as dead as good.
no no, you put a tank in with them, they'd run out of air too quick without one anyway
CONFIRMED SUCKING THE KIDS OUT OF THE CAVE IS BEST OPTION
i wish you were stuck in a cave together with every other leaf, and die painfully but surely
Why don't they cover the entrances with plastic bags so more rain won't fall into the cave?
1. Put fish in water
2. Kids become cave gollums
3. ????
4. Profit
wasted like a true leaf
Wasted quads
Fuck you leaf it should be you down there
>OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE TO BE IN THIS CAVE??!
I WILL GO GET THEM!
the Jow Forums plan, as it stands
Can the ODSTs save them?
Leaf posting has to be intentional, right?
Stop
this is my last thread as an OP. I've got to go sleep.
someone else keep it alive with memey images. It's for the children
Creator of heaven and earth here
Those jungle asians are tiger food
How are you spending your sunny days of freedom?
I'm in a dark room shitposting about dying kids.
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
for all our sake, here's hopeing the gay dog eating mountain jew fell asleep after the last thread died.
Denied.
>yeah im from the BBC mate, you got a tv license for this cave?
anywhere i can place a bet on everyone dying? i'm pretty sure it's a lock
They need to teach the Thai boys how to dive?
I know just the man
Oh shit this is so smart.
HEY REDDIT EVERYONE MAIL YOUR GROCERY BAGS TO THAILAND! WE CAN SAVE THE KIDS EVEN IF TRUMP WON'T HELP THEM!
Those kids good as dead
but black people cant swim
Nope. One section of the cave is .7 metres by .37 metres. Only twinks can fit through
thank you for your serbice
>14
so 13 kids + the 1 navy seal.
RIP
He has to cook all the eggs
who would have thought that 20% of Jow Forums are expert divers. On that note, do any of them want to chime in ITT as to whether the kids will make it?
those are ultra sleek scuba gears, ding dong
honestly just fill the cave with concrete until the rainy season is over then knock it down when its dry
>Not eating pooegg sammys every day of your life
Expert diver here, they're as good as dead.
Also, support israel.
>that 30 year old boomer who shits on memes
Whoah man you're such an iconoclast
It's only 12 kids + their 25 year old (dumb)ASSistant coach
1 "Navy Seal" is already dead
creepy get on a day where kek was definitely with us
The digits speak the truth
>25 year old zoomer thinks hes an adult
cute
it's post-ironic meme enabling. You wouldn't understand
+1 foreskin has been deposited into your salivating maw
Let's leave /ck/ memes where they belong.
They just need help from the right places
Retired commercial saturation diver here. Those kids are dead ducks.
cave plan template for those who want to try
This is why you're not a billionaire user.
why not just drill a hole straight down to where they are?
i can't be the only one thinking this right?
for me, it's getting stuck in Thai caves
Thats not how that works cunt
>that 30 year old boomer who thinks he understands and meaningfully influences memes
Were you a general in the Meme War, sir?
imagine the smell
I'm twenty years old and I just had plain nachos for dinner
eggs do smell pretty good, you're right about that
>plain nachos
Corn chips? I'm eating peanuts with hot sauce on them because I have autism.
Former amateur snorkeler here. Those kids are as good as dead.
>tfw you're an underwater pipeline welder but nobody will believe you anymore because of a bunch of thaibois
Way to work that rectangle tool in ms paint
Elon is a superhero now?
I was in that thread.
Good times
>soft limestone will collapse
>1 km down
>have to take drills via chopper to a mountainside in the middle of jungle
not happening friendo
because it's not stable enough and would likely cause a collapse
You ever hear of mountains user?
Someone get the nigger from BLACKED.com to fuck the cave and make room for those ladyboys.
Humane thing to do would be to have one of the divers bring them a helium tank and some plastic bags so at least they can have a peaceful painless death
They are under a mountain
Holy fucking shit no
the Thai governor is friends with a SpaceX employee. that's how they got in touch
i thought they drop enclosures down onto the pipes for you guys to do it dry
>nukes cant blow apart mountains
brainlets...
don't blame him, I made it