That boomer who buys monster for 99 cent and falls for the monster marketing psy op campaign ran by kikes

that boomer who buys monster for 99 cent and falls for the monster marketing psy op campaign ran by kikes

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Is it still 99 cetns in the US? Those jews probably made the can a few centimeters smaller to keep it that way.

That zoomer that makes shitty threads critiquing his elders

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I'd kill for 99 cents my favorite sips are 1.75 each here

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>that coca-cola employee boomer who works in the marketing department trying not to blow his cover

fuck off kike

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Yep

tfw 30 year old boomer who takes his daily vitamin supplements and avoids ingesting anything with caffeine or artificial sugars since it makes my heart palpitate irregularly

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fuck off with your shitty forced meme, faggot

>marketing psy op campain ran by kikes

I missed this one...what's the psy op with Monster again....

red rain is far superior

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Slide thread. It’s confirmed that CTR and Coca Cola company are working together to undermine Jow Forums
>Coca Cola pays CTR to do a psy op on monster marketing it a maymay for cultural purposes
>CTR gets revenue from Coca Cola and can continue to sustain their operations

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>getting paid to shitpost

wait and how do you apply for this position...

asking....asking for a friend

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>177802750
apply to coca cola's marketing department I guess

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I actually like the white monsters...

If you buy at the $99 Big Dollar stores, very underrated store.

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I buy them for 2.99 I wanna know where these 99 cent ones are at

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every boomer is like this now

What the fuck flavor is the green one?

how does it go my fellow anons ! I hope you are getting a nice bonus from our bosses at coca-cola

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I have a friends dad that is the literal epitome of this meme and it's endlessly entertaining me.

So user,

When exactly do you plan on leaving Jow Forums so you will never be a boomer poster?

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the absolute state of american prices, they are a pound a can here

Good luck with making your forced meme more popular with other users.

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