God screwed us all

Daily reminder that God screwed us all and you're a cuck if you still worship him.

He could have created any world he wanted. He could have created a paradise.

Instead he created this miserable shit hole.

Fuck God.

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He created a Paradise for men, though. The was that incident with a certain fruit, the result was banishment.

"He" created this miserable shit hole to weed out weaklings and traitors like yourself. Have fun suffering eternally.

Doesn't matter we don't have a way of verifying if it exists or not

>He could have created a paradise.
It's called heaven.

Repent

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Yes, yes, good goy. Bury your head in the sand.

"La la la I can't see you"

Begone Satan. We spew you out of our midsts in the name of the Most Holy Jesus Christ.

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>verifying
But we can. It's pretty simple, really. The original sin was doing the single thing that God didn't allow you to do. Now, on this earth there are more rules to follow (one of them is accepting jesus as our saviour) but if you do, you will once again gain entry to the paradise.

Basically it will be divided in two kinds of people.

Those that did and those that didn't listen.

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>He could have created any world he wanted. He could have created a paradise.
>Instead he created this miserable shit hole.
Haha, friend, you just don't understand. He did create a Paradise, we just weren't invited. We're actually in hell.

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Bro you are God lul

The only evidence for this is a single book.

Might as well use Harry Potter book as evidence that Voldemort exists.

If numbers, I banish thee foul demon!

Oh shit! Hitler banishment initialized!

>single book
It's actually a collection of various scriptures collected from various places.

also, written by various people at various times in history.

Yeah, this is definitely hell. Long periods of misery interspersed with brief periods of relief.

It's a perfect hell - if it was just constant suffering we would get used to it. But the periods of relief make it worse.

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it was also written various languages. (greek, hebrew).

Nice try, Satan.

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we were gucci until YOUR FUCKING SATURN REPTILIAN KIKES wanted to enslave humanity to create a paradise only for you.

judgment soon

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Absolutely brother, Adam and Eve ate that forbidden magical fruit and now reality is fucked up.

Heil Christ!

god is sleeping

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repent, we all need to. Jesus is coming

He gave you free will, you screwed yourself

GOD created us in his OWN image.

He CREATED all of the DUMB BEASTS of the World, and then MADE MAN, giving him FREE WILL.

AND through his MERCY, he FORGIVES us our SINS, through JESUS CHRIST, the SON of God.

God loves you, and wants you to believe in him. Give yourself to Christ.

We broke it, not him.

dude, seriously... give it up allready. You lost. Nothing will beat this get. Nothing.

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Maybe he just shouldn't have put the fruit there in the first place.

Especially since he knew we'd eat it.

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These fools are going to have eternal life without sin. That to me seems like true hell.

And you don't belong there, faggot.

Okay Satan

Americans truly are the untermensch of the white race.
>eternal capitalists
>somehow still christcucks
>jew lovers

I really hope Chyna and Russia nukes you fuckers soon.

>Here dude and dudette, have a paradise ;^)
>btw I'll just leave this apple here
>Do not eat it
>I repeat, do NOT eat it hehe