THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

"Build that Road...." edition

LIVE:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Fp8cJ5vuUM

Basic gestalt:
nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/divers-work-tirelessly-to-rescue-soccer-team-trapped-in-thailand-cave-1271831619683

usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07/06/cave-rescues-q-how-thai-situation-happened/764227002/

Headcam Footage:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

Former SEAL dies during rescue efforts
washingtonpost.com/world/thai-navy-seal-dies-while-working-on-rescue-effort-of-soccer-team-in-cave/2018/07/05/df915840-8090-11e8-a63f-7b5d2aba7ac5_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.128084357e2d

Buddy plan possible to be executed sometime this weekend
>Officials are considering a rescue plan involving a "buddy dive" -- where an experienced adult diver would swim with each boy -- to evacuate the team members, according to a US official familiar with the joint rescue operation.

cnn.com/2018/07/06/asia/thai-cave-rescue-intl/index.html

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epic

do kids from first world countries get into situations like this?

> monsoon season starts in 1 week
> go to place with only 1 exit
> get trapped
> entire world watches rescue attempt

>Officials are considering a rescue plan involving a "buddy dive" -- where an experienced adult diver would swim with each boy -- to evacuate the team members, according to a US official familiar with the joint rescue operation.

So the kids start to panic after being under water for 2 hours and drown themselves and a diver genius

I had a thai girl in my class in grade 4. She has MASSIVE tits now. Might have an honorary wank to her if these boy get out

>So the kids start to panic after being under water for 2 hours and drown themselves and a diver genius
that is a huge risk since the kid could knock out their oxygen supplies while reacting under duress.

Why don't the kids just plant trees so it drains all the water out? So much trouble for something so easy to solve.

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Why don't just give the kids pickaxes so they can dig out like minecraft?

Why don't they just pump the water out faster?
Like nigga just bring more pumps.

There was an idea perhaps Elon could expand on this involving the construction of a biodome where the people are. BY creating a blaanced eco system growing trees perhaps building an electron collider like CERN they could in theory generate a small black hole to create a star for warmth and photosynthesis so the children would never have to leave the cave at all.

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not to mention that its not all under water they would have to dive surface climb dive again surface climb then dive again that is a whole lot of oxygen your gonna need

This guy gets it.

Why don't they just freeze the kids and wait 'till better underwater technology is invented?

Don't you guys dare make fun of ladybois!!
Everyone of them worth a rescue!!

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Okay, so who of you guys did this?

>not to mention that its not all under water they would have to dive surface climb dive again surface climb then dive again that is a whole lot of oxygen your gonna need
They have tanks at each location in case of emergency but one tank for the diver and an octopus or small tank for the kids should be fine, i dont quite see what is stopping them from giving that.

kek

being worthy of rescue doesn't mean its possible

>they have to shit and piss n the cave with limited supply of fresh air
Imagine the smell

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Why don't they just melt the rocks and dig a hole from the top, pass a harness through the hole and pull them all to safety?

Why don't they just buy a bunch of shamwows and soak up all that water.

the world is an illusion, exile

They can piss into the water friend

Every fart is literally contributing to their impending death

ESSENTIAL /tcg/ MOVIE LIST

The Descent
youtube.com/watch?v=4mujk825LXk
The Descent Part II
youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1ev18g0CU
The Last Descent
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvNEcPpgg5I
As Above, So below
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq358xHbzN4
The Tunnel
youtube.com/watch?v=GTsY-ol1ays
127 Hours
youtube.com/watch?v=sHkh34UkWTY
Diving into the unknown
youtube.com/watch?v=mEDOeS782rc
Sanctum
youtube.com/watch?v=OgW7L2uq2VM

Unironically why not prevent water from coming in with some form of barrier, then pump out what's there

Fucking this! They should give the kids las torches to start butting the rock from underneath then from above start digging down so they meet in the middle and just pull the kids out, it just seems like alot of people are overcomplicating a simple rescue.

Elon's working on it

Nice 6 devilish qt

Seriously though, why don't they use more pumps?

Seriously? They better hurry... It usually takes them a while to set something up and make a proper plan.

>Bram .........

Well, IF, I suppose.. But he's probably got a lot better chance of survival than those kids, which is exactly why they should probably prosecute him at the very least..

The trees will also create more oxygen

listen to some of the interviews of the professional divers they say they wouldn't even try a dive like that if they had to how your gonna get a group of 12 little boys to do it. These kids parents might a well start funeral preping

Thailand only has one water pump. The rest are for cocks.

Why don't they just pump more water in and wash them out like my enemas

Because there's going to be a 4 month long torrential downpour and preventing such a massive volume of water from reaching the cave is impossible given the short span of time before monsoon and the equipment they have right now.

Netherlands to the rescue

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And the divers have to swim through their piss and shit?
After a couple of days even flashlights won't illuminate the water cause ist full of shit.
No thanks

Well shit, it looks like those boys are going to have to drink their way out.

>pissing into your water supply

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Based on how difficult the dive is supposed to be, how on earth can they give a crash course to 13 malnourished kids who can't even swim? This is going to end badly if they do that.

Well I'll be damned...

>look were delaying the inevitably

user you left out:
Open Water 2003:
Based on the true story of two scuba divers accidentally stranded in shark infested waters after their tour boat has left.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z9q1qJi1nMs

Basically this shows how 2 retards had 10 minutes of dive training just like in real life at some resort, jumped off the boat swam away from the group the boat left, and they drifted who knows where and died.

show us a pic, m8

does this company get paid to do this? or they are doing this for virtue signaling and recognition?

funny how I just read this while loading PoE up

you better believe these niggers all getting paid

Anyone got a topographical map of this location?

Why not just dam the river where they could also get power from. Then they can easily just pump out the water. This is just a river right?

Closest thing I've personally seen is a boy scout troop getting caught in a flash flood in a slot canyon.
And of course the occasional mine cave in but we haven't had one for years.

Why not just get this absolute unit of a pump and get the water out?

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We need to add an FAQ so we don't get the same 50 questions every thread

so how did they get into the cave in the beginning?

noice

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arent they going to have to take it to thailand by boat? do those things even fit on planes?

are they gonna die?

See

Why don't they just make all the kids adults and say they are part of a volley ball team so that way they don't have to save a scoccor team of kids?

Considering how advanced Thailand is with transgender technology why don't they get doctors to perform surgery on the kids to make them fish gender? They could swim to the exit that way.

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You can't really use too big a pump or you'll just fuck it up.

IT WORKED

> Thai cave rescue: Half Thai-half Dutch Boy, 9, writes to Dutch PM to help save trapped footballers

A Thai-Dutch boy has written a letter to the prime minister of the Netherlands asking if the country could help evacuate the young footballers trapped in a Chiang Rai cave since June 23.

In his letter to Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte, nine-year-old Dennis Kramer asked "Could you do something about it?"

The young footballers and their coach were located in the heavily flooded Tham Luang cave 10 days after they went missing. However multinational rescue teams have not been able to evacuate them from the cave as their condition is weak after starving for days and the exit path is heavily flooded water levels reaching the roof in parts of the cave.

According to Dennis, since Netherlands has expertise in water management the country must be able to do something.

His letter was published in De Telegraaf newspaper's website - telegraaf.ne - on July 5, with the headline; Thaise Dennis (9) vraagt Rutte om hulp bij grotjongens: 'Nederland weet toch veel van water', which translates as "Thai Dennis (9) asks Rutte for help with cave boys: 'The Netherlands knows a lot about water'."

His mother, Nantinee Ruangsakorn, posted the letter on her Facebook.

She asked her husband why Netherlands was not doing anything, so he said they were not experts in caves because "we have no caves".

"The present problem is not about caves but about the large volume of water which hampers the evacuation of the boys. I think Netherlands is the best country in the world in managing water," she told her husband and he agreed.

The mother urged her son to help the stranded boys by writing a letter to the Dutch premier.

That's how Dennis's first letter was written, the mother said, adding what the premier will decide is now up to him.

It is not yet clear whether Mr Rutte has read the letter.

India would be in heaven.

you cant even get it there in time

the politically correct term is mer-people user.

Mermaid is considered sexist since it is gender specific which could be construed as offensive to the mer-people.

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Is that seriously a picture of the type of pumps they are using?
You could buy a bigger pump on alibaba and have had it delivered there by now.

They transformed a 40 something years old into a seal, anything is possible

no its the water level you cant pump out the water its just gonna refill in seconds and if it keeps raining there fucked

They were probably already in discussion. Just had to talk about money before they're going to send out valuable employees and equipment.

Why don't they slice those kids up so they can fit into bodybag to be rescued?

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>live in country known for monsoons/flooding
>doesn't have a powerful pump on standby

Is Thailand even a real country? I saw some live footage of those niggas trying to build a road in the middle of this. Like how the fuck does a road wash away? These guys are trying to make the whole area nice so they don't look third world.

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Wrong

>t.pump salesman

>thinking a pump is gonna change the water level

>capsules
Why not build balls out of Tungsten then place the children inside since their small and just roll them out.

wasted all their money on tit implants for ladyboys

Why don't they just ask the US Navy for help instead of using incompetent Thai navy?
Why don't they just drill an hole into their chamber like they did with the miners in Chile?

My country Canada has been silent throughout this whole affair

>removing the water from the cave wont change anything

You're a brainlet

yep and the letter story is probably some staged tear jerker bullshit to make everyone feel happy

(new thread)
see this , if grown man with scuba gear get through...
secondly, as someone point out the material could elastic, and doesn't have to cover whole body. e.g. even rigid material capsule could be made cut-off under arms

They say they are going to be able to pump out the whole cave.

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It's going to be funny watching Elon Musk stand off to the side while the Dutch do all the work. I mean really Elon is a total asshat. His idea for evacuation is pretentious and impractical.

you cant fit a boat in the cave

based
are you the burger updatting every thread?
cheers if you are. requesting new updates

>diver's died
>they have food supply
Did they eat the diver?

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With this hook, and this hunk of chocolate...

outside of the environment

>pump exec says who knows how long it will take
>pump exec says no way of knowing how much water to pump out.
>pump exec says hes sure they can do it
Oh great plan!

that's not true

> Kathleen Graham, an Alberta-based explorer who was trapped in a partly flooded cave for days, says her heart goes out to the members of a boys’ soccer team as they await rescue from an underground cavern in Thailand.

Graham, president of the Alberta Speleological Society, said she remembers “pure relief” washing over her as she emerged from the darkness of Mexico’s Sistema Huautla in April.

Graham said her team had supplies on hand. It helped sustain them through the four days they were stranded after torrential rains blocked their exit route.

“We were planning to camp, so we had food, we had sleeping bags. These kids don’t,” she said in a phone interview from Calgary on Tuesday.

She imagines that the boys, aged 11 to 16, and their coach have found some hope.

She also advised that explorers check weather forecasts ahead of venturing into one of the few caverns in the Rockies that are prone to flooding.

The kids claim they heard dogs barking and rescuers believe there might be chimneys close to them, that lead to the surface / outside. They don't know where these chimneys are though.

Send a team of 50 people to walk around the area, each with a radio blasting a different repetitive sound (ie: beep beep beep, bo bo bo, zip zip zip). When they children report to hear a particular sound (ie: moo moo moo) they will know exactly which rescuer is standing near the chimney.

They wanted to carve their names on the wall and it started raining so they were shut in.

>ricefield pump
thirld-worlder will never cease to amaze me

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>removing the water from a cave under the water level
And im the brainlet

>used for pumping out rice fields
Tfw you will always be a rice nigger

How many starving children around the world could billionaire Elon Musk save today if he wanted to?

this whole event is gorilla marketing for Frisian Pumps

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>thai ladyboy meme

Stop
Seriously
Stop
I have been in pattaya several times and the ladyboy/girl rate was like 1/100. Just dont go to the fucking ladyboys clubs

>pump has to run at full power to keep draining the deepest narrowest part of the cave as water constantly rushes in
>kids have to squeeze past the inlet on the way out
we're going to see gifs of this eventually aren't we

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I lol'd at this filename he chose