So I go on tinder dates, but I'm not a degenerate. I'm going to take you through a date I had tonight, and I'd like your feedback. How can I improve my Tinder dating game? Meet my date tonight. I'm blocking out location relevant data because you guys are not to be trusted with it. Mods, please look at the content before you delete, this is very Jow Forums relevant.
So allow me to introduce you to my date, Lori. She's a 32 year old communist ham planet. She enjoys stupid shit like smoking weed and communism. I decided I'd like to take her for a spin, so I swiped right, and guess what? We matched!
Tell her that if she is into poly you got 2 buddies who don't mind sharing her at the same time. Try to get her begging to be gangbanged. Then extort nudes.
Wyatt Torres
If her be #1 thing in this world is weed she's straight up low IQ cancer
Kill her
Carson Perez
Oh man, i can't believe i got in this thread this early.
Luke Wood
There is no 'non degenerate' tinder dating. You are degenerate and trying to cover for yourself. Giving these cock carsousel 32~ year olds attention just encourages them to continue this slag shit and is just making society worse.
Delete Tinder and stop being such a pussy bitch boy beta.
Tinder is for fucking slags. Go to gym get yourself 10/10 body, diet for a 6 pack and get so many hot girls squeezing their pussy on your cock wow. Fuck this commie debating shit no one cares.
William Rodriguez
She must be DESPERATE to get fucked to actually engage in such a conversation, good lord
Julian Morris
based and redpilled
Jonathan Wilson
>going on Tinder to have a debate with someone.
Don’t you have better use of your time? Tinder is meant for an easy fuck. If that’s not what you’re using it for, you’re pretty much a soiled boy.
Joshua Peterson
>literally a thread about some random guy hitting on random women on Tinder
>Every redpilled person on Jow Forums is a 6 pack chad crushing pussy by now
Keep dreaming, ugly underage.
Oliver Reed
is this a troll post? what the fuck are you doing!?
Nathan Thompson
>be ugly, obese female liberal >join tinder to find a man >state your a communist, just for attention >some ugly neckbeard matches with you >starts ranting on about stalinism, paragraph after paragraph >female thinks youre a loser and blocks you
hope it was worth it user
Benjamin Peterson
Ask her how she's gonna maintain her weight when standing in a bread line for 5 hours a day.
Justin Price
Hold on, you think messaging each other is a date? Kek
I fucking hate Tinder. I get matches but they don't ever respond to me when I do message them, and half the girls on there are unironically fat or mentally ill. It really makes me want to give up and castrate myself or something.
tinders a hookup app you dumbass, people go there for sex. you're not gonna have a successful long-term relationship with somebody from tinder
Wyatt Gomez
This.
Arguing politics with women is a waste of time, especially liberal women. They don't actually understand their ideology, or really care for that matter. It's about virtue signaling for attention.
Tell her she's a fat whore and her boyfriend is a beta cuck. That's all that needs to be said.
Of course it's a brit who thinks calling out communism is bad. The eternal anglo never rests.
Blake Reed
Low white text : blue text ratio suggests OP ant score.
Jayden Brown
Get 6 pack, Get in gym and get in 10/10 shape
This is how you succeed on tinder. If you dont have the drive and will to do both of these things then your results will be shit. Tinder is essentially Instagram with sex, aesthetics are king. If you have taken such effort to fully optimize your aesthetics you win with the people on tinder period. Optimize Aesthetics, anything else is a waste of time on tinder, especially this guy debating commie shit with a heffer who just wants a dick stuffed in her and some cake afterwards.
Ayden Carter
>look at me guys i'm trolling hamplanets on tinder, am I part of your cool club yet?XD >ps for mods: since there are some magical keywords like comunism and degenerate this political son don't delete u_u stop breathing
David Carter
> non degenerate tinder dating > pic is peak degenerate dipshit commie landwhale > OP thinks debating a mental deficient on economic policy over text is a date
>d-dont worry guys, t-the good part is still coming up!
Caleb Young
exchanging text messages is not a date.
Blake Powell
What the hell does tree fire wind mean?
Jordan Cook
Do you think any man from antiquity until the 1800s, would seriously consider arguing with a woman about politics?
Sebastian Long
Smoking trees >Smoking cannabis
Matthew James
"date" you should've actually met and showed up in a trump hat and told her to eat a box of donuts
Jaxon Lopez
Not hit by the b u s, she is the bus. Ham planet, KEK.
Jack Torres
oh, it's the sneaky pro-communism thread again
Samuel Evans
>Non-degenerate Tinder Dating What an oxymoron.
William Sanders
The only way to redpill a woman is to be in a relationship with her. Provided she has some basic human qualities to begin with (unlike the creature in the OP's picture). Women will go right-wing in a second if the man they love and respect is right-wing, and not a pussy who agrees with her just to fuck.
Jacob Jones
>largest terrorist organization ?
Ethan Howard
>cringe .t permavirgin beta neet
Caleb Flores
degenerate libtard faggot lustshit GET OUT >>>/reddit/
Sebastian Williams
dude...
Gabriel Gonzalez
the gypsy is right
Adrian Smith
>be swiping on tinder for 2+ years >fucked 2 girls off it, tried to see where it could go but both pissed me off in general so had to skidaddle >1.5 years ago, randomly match with this girl with a very "open" bio >make a crude joke about something in. it related to sex >she bites and we start talking >fast forward now >gf since the first time we met >respects and wants to be together, we sometimes engage in degenerate shit but never goes out to get wasted without me and never done any other shady shit >this might be it dunno man, there's hope. played the game for years on end but met someone worth it in the end.
>be me >install tinder a few months ago >swipe right for all of them >only matched with 3 so far >all 3 of them either ignored me or deleted me outright after i said ”hi” >mfw
wait does he think it's a date cause they got a match?
Leo Ramirez
Yeah, Burgers are that stupid...
Oliver Martin
[shout laughing]
Cameron Jackson
Using Cuba as an example for your argument. Lol. Commies are funny
Colton King
ahaha what a fuckwit. poor ameriburgers
how's it going krautbro
Parker Howard
Mods, do your fucking job and prune this thread.
Andrew Roberts
> be swipping for 3+ years > fucked 12 girls off it > tried to do relationship with 2 great looking ones but they turned out psycho/lying to me, had to break up > making some money now but still lonely as fuck Not sure if its still possible in my country to start a family
Austin Scott
oh man poor amerifats. i bet you he thinks chicks flirt when they say hey user please do x thank youuuuu
you don't need to be a junkie to know what it means when someone says smoke trees. are you 35 with a mortgage and 2 kids?
Cooper Sanders
My cousin met his fiance on tinder and they're getting married today
Nicholas Wood
moar of ops asberger flirting
Joshua Rogers
Same, I could have been in trouble but, maybe to keep me as a fallback or because I was really devoted during the relationship, she decided to not to go further. The cops were actually rather supportive of me I was lucky, not taking other chances again.
Anthony Howard
Wish him good luck with his alimony, user :^) Women lose the ability to pair bond after it happens too many times
Nathan Sanders
I got proper charged and court whole 9 yards. she ended up buckling when they finally started to ask get evidence and she told em it was bs.
guy i knew met his gf, then missus with kid on tinder too.
Liam Barnes
>how's it going krautbro you're straying into pretty embarrassing territory yourself
Jace Bennett
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
suddenly >social issues lib conservatard economy! makes a lot more sense, this guy is an actual fence sitting retard
Isaiah Nelson
Tinder is shit, to much talk and besides the Ccicks, who are on it are either retarded or ugly and they have the image of this Brad Pitt looking individual, while they look like the arse of the devil.
My tip? Fuck hookers, much easier and much better than a dead starfish.
Brandon Stewart
>Tinder >non-degenerate >Pick one
Grayson Hill
nah yeah fair point aye my bad
yeah he sits on the fence cause he enjoys pole up the arse ayyyy