THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

realistically, what percentage of chance do they have of getting them all out?

Some ladboys may be be virgins but their chances of rescue are fucked.

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It's "space age tubes" you mongoloid

Why are gooks so dumb

Anybody have a link to those spooky cave stories?

Each of the saved future ladyboys is offered to the leadership of the countries that help out.

All boys are saved

When they shit and piss do you think they just do it on the floor or back into the water the divers are swimming through. Imagine the smell.
One second you're playing soccer, the next your creepy pervert coach is luring you into the backside of a flood cave for a couple hours.
Ooops, you been there for over 2 weeks now rolling in everyones shit.
They aren't going to make it, at least not by swimming. If attempted, I predict many of them will panic midway through and get themselves and the rescuers drowned. Or at least that's what I'm hoping.

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Then why would they make it so public ? Also why cant they just use depth charges to blow up the cave and fucking go in ? Why havent they set up an oxygen pipeline ??

Why cant they just drain the fucking water out of the cave ? wtf ??

Irl falmers by 2020

they're fucked

Why is it a third world country? Well lets see when you get stuck inside a cave. Someone died already trying to get you out. Solution is to give them internet with a fibre optic line. Asian niggers really get to me. See picture.

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Nevermind found it.

angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html

All of these retarded questions have been asked 1000x. They wont work, that's why.

Reminder to watch Ace in the Hole if you have some time to spare, real good classic and good redpill on the news media.

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All? 0%
There is no way 12 young, weakened boys who have been in a dark cave for 2+ plus weeks, WHO CANNOT SWIM will make it out of the cave.
Cave diving is considered one of the most dangerous sports in the world, expert Brit cave divers on site said the cave was the most difficult they ever navigated. Even if they have a SEAL buddy diver to carry their tanks, how is a young kid going to dive if they can't swim? Buoyancy is huge when diving, they need to be weighted down.
There are are underwater currents, cold spots, and nearly everything is murky. If it rains the caverns will fill all the way up, if a kid panics and wants to surface, there will be no opening. The situation is fucked.

Forgot to mention that it's about the same scenario, somebody trapped in a cave.

Unless a miracle happens, most of them die
One or two are almost guarantied to make it; One or two are almost certain to panic and die

>fiber optic cable in cave
Fucking mole people have better internet than most countries. Just in time to start shit posting.

Angelfire page from 2001, holy shit thats a relic

How long til they start killing each-other for oxygen?

Minecraft IRL ?

nice get

Nah I mean if they can get internet in there, they should get O2 line too unless that is a fire hazard of some sort.

I dont think all of them will make it.

Are you 8 years old? Do you live in the loony toons?

I'm still here German bruh. Waiting for the World Cup game to start. I value my life more than those boys/coach value theirs. I can't even get close to the main cave entrance if I do go up north since they only let "professionals" go in.

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I bet a few of them die.

rain in 5

What are they going to so with the fucking internet -- watch trap porn!

Yes I have ACME tools to boot.

The Trapped decide to walk to the other end of the tunnel, and in a clearing that opens to the sky they find item pictured.

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>Cave diving is considered one of the most dangerous sports
Don't forget that professional cave explorers say this is no diving cave and that those who explored it would never go there in monsoon season.

It's a deathtrap.

See

Its a malaysian flight so it crashes to bottom of ocean and boys are trapped again

They're gonna evolve into gollum and eat the rescuers

how about:
>bring in air pipe
>deliver high calorie food in small watertight packaging by ropes and pulleys
>wait for monsoon season to be over
>pump remaining water out
>bunch of Gollums covered in shit and piss emerge

Can't they wait it out?
Is the level of water rising all the time?

>What are they going to so with the fucking internet
probably shit post to /sp/ about the World Cup since their soccer ppl

Soon hopefully. I wonder what their new underground community is like. What are their sleeping arrangements? Have they agreed not to fart, and if so, what is the punishment for doing so.
Have they already formed a pact and decided to eat the first person who dies?
Who will be the insane one that wants to stay in the cave for free shit and sabotages rescue efforts so that nobody can escape?

Oxygen levels falling. Its now or never.

Also it's a crime to spread "misinformation" here. It's also a crime to criticize or speak badly about our glorious dicta...I mean Prime Minister

kinda like it's a crime to deny the Holocaust (burnt offering) in your country if I'm not mistaken

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fear is the water will rise yeah

Why didn't any of the boys say
> I don't know if this is a good idea, coach, to go deep into a cave with only 1 exit
> Those rainclouds look awful dark

I assume the Chineese are their to instruct them how to censor news then since last I read the children aren't supposed to know of the Thai Navy SEAL who died after bringing them oxygen, sunshine and rainbows.

How many minutes of silence will be dedicated to lost ladyboys with coach after the potential tragedy?

>One or two are almost certain to panic and die
then why did they not panic for the first 10 days before they were even found? 10 days of complete darkness, no food, no fresh air, rising water levels, and they all made it. what can be more horrible than that?

>Also it's a crime to spread "misinformation" here.
That should be a fucking crime everywhere, how long have you been away? Over in the states its jew run propaganda 24/7.

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>Who will be the insane one that wants to stay in the cave for free shit and sabotages rescue efforts so that nobody can escape?
literally me

Well, that way when little Tommy Chattapakak dies in the most narrow passage and they are all fucked, their families can watch them in a live stream as their hopes fade away and then they slowly die.

if singles, they survive

why did they go so far into the cave? How did people even know they were in there

What the fuck..?!

Why is your country so gay, city's called cock, young boys trapped in holes, every woman has a penis, country shaped like a dick. Seriously though

oh no

My Thai mother-in-law actually said they were fucking retarded for going into the cave during the monsoon season and basically said play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

no fueran spics por que ahi si andan los pinches gringos diciendo que se mueran... pero como todos los gringos van a la puteria a Tailandia, esos niños pueden ser carne de cañon para un gabacho

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dude.... *hits bong* LETS GO SPELUNKING LMAOOOOOO

RIP

Now tell me just how in the fuck and why in the hell they ended up that deep if they're not experienced cavers?

Just as planned.

*putos gringos doble moral

Rip ladyboys

It's a literal death wish. Elon Musk thinks he can pull off an engineering miracle, sure if they funnel copious amounts of oxygen so the boys can stay a few more weeks maybe he can pull something off. As of now the only way to get out of the damn cave is to dive.
A young scared, weakened boy who never learned how to swim, has to dive in a dark, murky cave for more than 3 hours to get out will not go well.
It's sad, if any of the boys die, the coach should be charged with manslaughter.

Noooooooooo

There are multiple entrances into that cave. Google just changed the pic with cloud coverage to block the openings. A lot of villagers in that area says it's well known there are government sources smuggling drugs through the cave from Myanmar (Burma).
I am from the states but you aren't going to be arrested for being a "holocaust denier" or saying Michelle Obama is a transexual....just publicly ostracized lol

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Panicking under water is pretty much a death sentence.

fug

>what can be more horrible than that?
blindly navigating through tiny caves in pitch black whilst breathing underwater for the first time in your life

OH NO NO NO

fuck man

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Based aqua fresh ouma

If they have to be rescued now, most of them will die. How are they going to get kids through all those narrow passages when some of them can't even swim? It's tough enough for experienced divers to get there. It would be hard enough to get the kids out if there were no narrow passages. I just don't see how they can pull it off. The Thais in charge must be shitting bricks. They have the whole world staring at them while they're facing an extremely difficult if not outright impossible rescue operation.

I think it has to do with plastics and xenoestrogens. When you buy a single bottle of water from 7-Eleven here, it is in a plastic bottle with a plastic label with a plastic safety wrap + they will automatically put it in a plastic bag and include a plastic straw!

PLASTIC = GAY

Its a nightmare

Can someone explain, without memes or "shitskins lmao", how they became trapped in that cave?

What chu sayin?

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>I am from the states but you aren't going to be arrested for being a "holocaust denier" or saying Michelle Obama is a transexual....just publicly ostracized lol
those people should be given commendations for calling out teh holocaust for what it is fake. By the way recently alot of states passed laws forcing children to learn about the holocaust, also almost every college across the US now has strict rules making it illegal to deny the holocaust user. The country has changed fast and hard depending how long you been gone :P

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I remember reading that the couch is very sick, so it might be he won't make it. Few of the boys are apparently also so sick and weak that they might be just incapable of even trying the dive.

they went to write their names on the cave wall

Sure.
Www.google.com
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Not blindly, they'll have a SEAL diver in front of them carrying their oxygen. But that puts more strain on the SEAL. He has to carry his and the boys oxygen supply, in addition to navigating a very difficult cave. If the boy continues to panic it could kill both of them. It's going to be 5+ hours per boy, so I don't see how this is going to work

LMAO they talk funny

they went in when there was no water
water came in after them
they had to go deeper to avoid the water
now they're fucked

its a whole soccer team user inside a cave, but who knows what they really discovered or how far the cave goes. ELon got involved when he found out perhaps their close to the hollow earth!!!

Smoothskins

dead

havent you watched the gook news? they will be relay carried by expert divers. they dont have to swim by themselves

I hope everyone dies

Kek and pic related.

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They took cover of monsoon rain in the cave, went to far inside, water levels started to rise fast and they had to retreat further inside the cave.

The cave apparently had actual warning sign forbidding entering it in time of monsoon exactly because of situation like this, but they ignored it.

The script will say the one who can speak english will be the insane one.

Edgy stuff. Have you cut yourself lately?

I was really expecting them to at least eat the coach.

That being said they're probably going to be spending the rest of monsoon season in there

Couldn't they just track a rope or cable to follow or even pull the boys out one at a time instead of relying on their navigating it?