OI M8 WHERES YA KNIFE LOISENSE

Spin the wheel round and round, what will the bongs ban next.

How is this world even real.

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Oi m80 now i cunt cut taters for me mum

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It is literally in the name, everything there costs a pound. Anyone buying a one pound kitchen knife is a fool anyway, it will bend when you cut anything tougher than a tomato.

Why do people seem to think all British people look like this? Most people I know look perfectly normal, it's only the inbred chavs that look like this. The bullying of British people on this board must stop!

Not to mention shane McGowan is Irish.

Door to door knife confiscation soon

Next step: Banning anything that can be turned into a shiv.

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Fake and gay, nice try comarade.

>next week england bans crime on a super progressively upboated episode of blues clues.

Poor bongs. They just have not figured out that you can't ban everything a nog wants to use to kill people. Ban guns, ban knives, ban sticks, it will not matter. I assume next they will start trying to ban the things that nogs like to steal to reduce crime. Ban iPads, ban smartphones, ban laptops, ban cars, it will make no difference.

They never learn

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If the new kid in class chimps out and smashes someone's head with a rock on a school trip, you ban school tripd for all kids and If it doesn't help you pour concrete over the landscape so there is no natural rocks to be found.

...or just use a VPN. Are the lawmakers retarded?

>ban guns
>mass stabbings occur anyway
What could possibly go wrong?

RIP England

youtube.com/watch?v=A8rTBmoF2eo

>Are the lawmakers retarded?
Yes. Beyond any shadow of a doubt.

are they gonna get his channel closed

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Great movie

>Are the lawmakers retarded?
Extremely

do you need a liscence to bin that unliscenced knife

Major Retailer?

Has anyone here ever been to a Poundland
I never even seen one

pls dont give them ideas, love this guy

> ...or just use a VPN. Are the lawmakers retarded?
Loicense for VPN, great britain firewall. Easy.

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>Poundland

Yes they are retarded
Which is why they have been pushing porn ban agenda for over 10 years without progress
It lets them sound good to a few idiots saying we will ban porn, but nothing will ever happen

don't tell them about power tools

basically england has taken the tact. Lets not tackle the "REAL" problem. Lets just try to avoid it and ban everything that can possibly hurt someone

which means eventually your going to need a rock license.

FFS, seriously.

hey, a shoe can be a deadly weapon. Shoe license when?

>people start putting locks into socks and using them as weapons
>socks must now have holes in the heels to prevent loading them with heavy objects

They are about but hardly major. Aldi and Lidls are cheaper and tesco and a have better selection. There is no reason to ever shop there.

They don't sell knives worth a damn anyway this is just virtue signalling, it's a fucking dollar store.

peotic