Brit/pol/: Allah Loves All edition

>‘DISAPPOINTED’ Sir Bill Cash makes BRILLIANT point about new Soft Brexit plan on Newsnight
express.co.uk/news/politics/985250/Brexit-news-Chequers-Bill-Cash-makes-BRILLIANT-Chequers-Soft-Brexit-plan-Newsnight

>UK weather – England fans to boil in 33C on hottest day of the year as they cheer on Three Lions against Sweden
thesun.co.uk/news/6718187/uk-weather-england-fans-to-boil-in-33c-on-hottest-day-of-the-year-as-they-cheer-on-three-lions-against-sweden/

>Hunt from missing pensioner, 70, who vanished from home days after car was ‘torched’
metro.co.uk/2018/07/07/hunt-missing-pensioner-70-vanished-home-days-car-torched-7689843/

> Boris is 'talked down from resigning' over Brexit by David Cameron
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5924711/Boris-talked-resigning-Brexit-David-Cameron.html

>Owen Jones: ‘Snowflakes’ objecting to anti-Trump protests
channel4.com/news/owen-jones-snowflakes-objecting-to-anti-trump-protests

>Artemis Income Fund: Sticking to stocks …
newstatesman.com/2018/07/artemis-income-fund-sticking-stocks

>Business leaders back cabinet's Brexit deal
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-theresa-may-chequers-cabinet-deal-business-leaders-a8435776.html

>Brexit: Cabinet agrees 'collective' stance on future EU deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44747444

>Boy charged with rape and murder of six-year-old Alesha MacPhail
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-44738881

>Welsh beaches and surf culture 'fuel skin cancer rise'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44723312

>Transgender man's legal challenge to N Ireland Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44746244

>England set for Sweden showdown
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44725739

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COMIN OME

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meat pie

Can you please confirm if the rumours are true. Is it really, really coming home guys?

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S A U S A G E W A V E

oi GIVE US THE MP3 VERSION OF THIS M8

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dumb frogposter
go back to reddi t
you're going home

DELI ALI! DELI ALI! DELI DELI DELI DELI ALI!

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clyp.it/epexyhm3

I've heard that the Jews invented it. But then it's such a simple thing, it must have been invented in many different seperate locations by lots of people.

Have to return shit because its too big. Apparently I'm shrinking.

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT


THIS IS BLATANT WEATHER MANIPULATION

SINCE WHEN DOES IT STAY THIS HOT FOR THIS LONG?

I'M FUCKING DRIPPING WITH SWEAT AND I HAVENT MOVED ALL DAY

WHAT THE FUCK

big if false

this

I read the Italians done it, it seems to be them who dominate the chippy business.

I AINT CLICKIN THAT BRUV
upload it to youtube

>oi give us the MP3
>he gives you the MP3
>OI NAH I MEANT YOUCHUBE INIT
spastic

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look at all the posters using clyp to upload their stuff

vocaroo is shit quality, run the site through virustotal if you're that much of a scaredy cat

You britcuks are adorable. You wouldnt last 5 minutes where I live. Its 97 degrees with 80% humidity. Walking to the mailbox and back produces enough ball sweat to soak my socks.

clyp.it is safe lad. It's used for audio sharing.

lol i have been defeated

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Yes

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'budwiser' man of the match

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Acclimatisation

Who's getting drunk tonight?

Already am drunk lad

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No self respecting white man would live in such a place unless you were there to oppress some brown people.

ah
el mitad negro dos americos

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We did it Reddit.

What has she got against Carlisle? These semi-rural towns are like paradise compared to leftist towns. Border Reivers were alpha as fuck.

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You also have AirCon, we don't.

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What are you gonna do when you sober up by 9pm, order a big fat greasy pizza?

I've had it with this heat lads
>can't sleep at night
>too hot to wear a shirt round the house
>too hot to work out
>pubs are infested with deanos and gammons galore
>mates are at uni enjoying themselves
>I'm stuck indoors trying not to melt
>lack of sleep means I keep having accidental naps and losing half the day
>constant brain fog
>no gf

I'm gonna explode
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Pff, extrovert can't stand being on his own.

SAME

FUCK THIS SHIT

nah I like being alone, only up to a point though. you start to go a bit pic related after a month or two of no social interaction (nobody even texts me or snaps me anymore)

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Just work out in the evening when it's a bit cooler and wear a vest and shorts the house.

ALSO I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPAZ BALL

FOOTBALL IS FUCKING WANK

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING VOCAROO POSTER WHEN WE NEED HIM

yes lads

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cold shower before bed helps

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Post this in outer Jow Forums and see how many Yanks take it seriously

>not the sunlight

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Are you drunk?

>Old Mout

Oh dear.

NO

I JUST TOOK A COLD SHOWER

NOT 5 FUCKING MINUTES AGO

AND IM DRIPPING WITH SWEAT ALREADY AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK

WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END

I CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT FOR FUCKS SAKE

WHEN IS IT GOING TO FUCKING RAIN

You must be a fat cunt if you're sweating like that.

Why would you live somewhere like that, Americuck?

my house never gets cooler though
and of course I do that already lad

I'll give it a go la

what?
youtu.be/Srkm5oWFwiQ

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It's coming home lads!

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Are vaginas real, lads, or are they an invention of Jewish media?

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OPPOSITE LAD
IM LANKLET MODE

Kek, they'll sperg out.

They air condition my local gym. I live in London though. Suppose there are some perks.

>Mercilessly beat my meat for over an hour to BLACKED porn
>Sweating buckets afterwards
>In THIS heat
I have an addiction, lads :(

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Is this on youtube?

Im lucky in that I never sweat even in this heat but I drink so much water that i should probably be dead

like 10 litres a day, is there a hole in my kidneys or some shit any GPs in

blacked is just depressing
the lassies all look either sad or brain dead
never again

no its off my computer

Sort it out, Dara

Sort your life out fella. Why are you tuggin' one out to that filthy shit?

>tfw drink about 4 litres a day
>wake up every morning with a dry mouth and nostrils dehydrated as fuck (even when it wasn't hot)
I should probably be worried tbf

How much do you pee, George?

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING QUEER

>WACHING NEGROS

KILL YOURSELF

Speaking of fat people, erughh the smell of them is unbearable. They smell like sweaty belly button.

SAME LAD
I WAKE UP AND HAVE TO PUT MY MOUTH UNDER THE TAP AND THE BACK OF MY THROAT IS ALWAYS DRY AS FUCK AND ALMOST THROW UP

THAT BEING SAID IM PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND HAVEN'T BEEN ILL FOR 10 YEARS

They said that we were trash,
Well the name is Crass, not Clash.
They can stuff their punk credentials
Cause it's them that take the cash.
They won't change nothing with their fashionable talk,
All their RAR badges and their protest walk,
Thousands of white men standing in a park,
Objecting to racism's like a candle in the dark.
Black man's got his problems and his way to deal with it,
So don't fool yourself you're helping with your white liberal shit.
If you care to take a closer look at the way things really stand,
You'd see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land.

Punk was once an answer to years of crap,
A way of saying no where we'd always said yep.
But the moment we saw a way to be free,
They invented a dividing line, street credibility.
The qualifying factors are politics and class,
Left wing macho street fighters willing to kick arse.
They said because of racism they'd come out on the street.
It was just a form of fascism for the socialist elite.
Bigotry and blindness, a marxist con,
Another clever trick to keep us all in line.
Neat little labels to keep us all apart,
To keep us all divided when the troubles start.

Pogo on a nazi, spit upon a jew,
Vicious mindless violence that offers nothing new.
Left wing violence, right wing violence, all seems much the same,
Bully boys out fighting, it's just the same old game.
Boring fucking politics that'll get us all shot,
Left wing, right wing, you can stuff the lot.
Keep your petty prejudice, I don't see the point,
ANARCHY AND FREEDOM IS WHAT I WANT.

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It really does. Lowers your body temperature and you're not all sweaty and can get comfortable. I've been taking cold showers anyway, supposed to be good for immune system and raises testosterone. I've not missed out on my workouts on account of the heat.

...

you gonna upload it to youtube ?

don't watch porn at all anymore lad

I mostly watch white men on black women, or Japanese man on white woman. But white man on white woman is good too if it's amateur

Not a lot considering my intake

For about 2 months I literally feel my brain crusting over and my mouth and lips go all flakey and dry if I'm not constantly sipping water, literally can't drink monster anymore because its not a high enough ratio of water, cant even eat food that isn't watery has to be bananas or soup

im gonna die arent i

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>Japanese man on white woman
w...why?
stop watching porn lad

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Seriously, lad, that sounds like classic untreated diabetes symptoms. Have you been urinating a lot, or craving sweet foods?

If you're worried, go to your GP, man, especially if you have a family history of diabetes

its got hate speech in it so it wont go viral so whats the point

This dogshit gammon meme has to die

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you're walking down the street in the middle of the day the sun is shinning brightly everything is quite ok but then you hear this song, it makes you stop and yell out, "hey!" you might think that it is... but this is not a crass song you might think that it is but i'm telling you it ain't! although i will admit it sounds like something they might write it's a happy little ditty makes you stop and move you're feet you might think that this is... but this is not a crass song! masterpieces don't usually get written in a minute but this one took just seconds or even less time to pen it but don't be too amazed, 'cause it's just got one verse and chantin' your might think that this is... (read this line in your best cockney accent) ahh...right...it's not a crass song is it? the guitar riff is real savage and it ain't on all that on time the vocals are so cockney that they may just blow your mind and it's got made up words like "icklee", "zicklee", "vin", and "plime" you might think that this is... no! no! this is not a crass song! we like to play it in the morning like to play it in the night do yourself a favor matey, sing it instead of starting fights after only just one verse i'm telling you you'll feel all right you might think that this is... but this is not a crass song! play it when you're walking, walking down the street play it when you're riding on your bike or on your feet doesn't really matter 'cause it's really really neat you might think that this is... ahhh... sing it to your mommy, sing it to your dad sing it to your new girl friend or the one you just had...

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I have been under-urinating and feeling very sugar-averse, anything with sugar makes me feel sick its started recently

I watched vanilla originally, went down the rabbit hole to /d/-tier content, and looped back around to finding vanilla hot. I need to stop, or at least cut back. As it is I'm jerking it three times a day

look at this lad

>I mostly watch white men on black women
Kek. Me too. Still hate niggers though.

You know the best insults are the ones where the intended targets take it to heart.
It makes it that much funnier that so many of them do go red in the face ranting about immigrants.

because its easier to listen to there (for me anyways)

How can we subvert it?

Okay, that's a good sign (at least, as far as diabetes goes). Still, visit your GP if it keeps up.

Please give me the skinny on the Brexit deal and why everyone thinks it's shit
I've heard conflicting reports on whether it's shit or fine.