CALIFORNIA IS COMING TO YOU RURAL RETARDS

We'll buy up all your land and raise your rents

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>mfw coastcucks moving to the Midwest are the new carpetbaggers

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Had Californians move in next door. I call the city on them every time they have an ordinance violation like long grass or leaving their trash cans out after 7 PM.

If my fine estimates are correct, I have cost those Commies $1300 so far this year.

Welcome to Western PA. Enjoy dying of heatstroke in the summer and hypothermia in the winters.

They’re already here. Definitely more rude than Yankees.

Using their tactics against them. Nice.

Poo on their driveway to give them a taste of home as well. Doesn't have to be yours, dog shit works fine too.

Are they bringing their commie politics with them too?

If so, just shoot them now and be done with it.

tsunami incoming

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Austin has already been turned into a sanctuary city for that filth, now it's on it's way to becoming a little New California

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California, 1977

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Ever since Jewgle moved into Bakery Square its been getting worse. I used to work there... horrible place

That's assuming the police are doing their job and not having a good laugh with the Californians about the neckbeard next door peering through the basement.

I go out to my shop in the garage and grind metal whenever they are having a BBQ in their back yard, too. I do everything I legally can to make them know they are not welcome here.

Dfw has seen a pretty large influx of them. Many blacks, and normal people too. Lots of small film industry is coming out, but it's only going to expand if they get their subsidies raised.

Some have been cool so far. But everything is being gentrified, all my dives are becoming at risk.

No, I see the tickets taped to their doors. It's not the police that fine them, it's the public works division here.

>be me
>born in Southern California
>always too poor to move
>watch middle class and rich liberals vote on state ruining legislature year after year
>watch them leave once the policies they voted for become law

Probably going to take what little money I have and move to Mississippi since it's so cheap.

Breh, many of those concert goers are from out of state.

I'm a hundredaire and I'm leaving this shithole. They just doubled our car registration fee. It's like 300 fucking dollars to register my car now here.

Sounds pretty based DESU famalam

>grind metal
Music to my ears. Sounds like industriousness if anything. Keep it up user.

I drive around my neighborhood and report their plates to the DMV. Cops always come by. Finally was able to get one towed. It was great.

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Their migration wouldn't be a long-term issue, because once enough leftists leave, a state can be rehabilitated, except they flood the state with Mexicans who do not leave before they bail out, thus guaranteeing that the state they abandon is permanently destroyed

Everytime I see a Cali tag here in Tx. Its always on a prius or some gay ass micro car.

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based

Soon California will only be millionaires, their libtard puppets, and their brown slaves.

Implying they'll be welcomed with open arms, am I wrong?

Yeah, my forge scares the shit out of their kids, the dual propane burners sound like jet engines.

Soon California will be an AIDS infested public toilet.
Oh wait, it already is.

Fuck you fucking cunt. You're the worst type of person.

kek! How long they have being there already?

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You must have missed the OP
The Millionaires are leaving, that leaves Cali with only Libtards and Brown Slaves.
And even the Libtards are leaving so soon it will just be Brown

If I see a commiefornia license plate they'll know they're not welcome pretty fast.

californians aren't people

Same here in Nevada. It’s usually coupled with a Bernie or in with her sticker.

Californians are the final form of the Boomer.
Prove me wrong.

I think California has suffered from foreigners from other states coming here to live the prosperous California they heard so much about decades ago, but they vote for laws that made California a leftist shithole. California has been invaded by both illegal immigrants and shitheads from other states wanting the promised California utopia it was back then.

I think a lot of the people fleeing California aren't fleeing California - They're simply moving back home. But the worst part is, we're still stuck with the laws that have been changed.

Found the Calicuck

That's how the Blue Wave will happen, they take over other zones!!!

Unless they specifically did something to disturb you besides existing you are being a shitty neighbor for no reason.

Californian go home

Well you already like hobos, so expect people to occupy "your land" and fuck your shit up at every opportunity.

>Western PA
Sounds like Quebec, 58 died during the heatwave this week

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I was born in the Midwest, Im just disgusted by how awful of a neighbor he is

They moved here in... November? There was a foot of snow on the ground. I went to offer to help move stuff in until I saw their plates. I just walked by and went to 7-Eleven and bought some cashews.

They're breaking city ordinances. They did do something wrong.

What laws changed, name some.

>be electrician, just moved from one of the last red districts in so cal to colorado.
>voted red every year, will continue to do so unless RINO
>unemployed hillary bumper sticker neighbor poisoned my dog, calls the county on my grass and non existent weeds, steals my trashcan.
all in the first 2 months.

Midwesterners hate Californians. Stop lying to me.

Mr by the book, fuck off. I'm sure your metal grinding causing so much noise pollution is breaking a city ordinance or two. Maybe be a decent human being and not being so petty might be a nice change of pace for you.

1300$ in 9 months? Nice! I don't know your laws but won't they have to change their plates eventually?

I doubt that

That's socialism for you
I heard similar stories in some western european countries, they flee to luxemburg or something

Diabolical, user, our dads fought commies in the Bush, you fight with city ordinance violations, we all do our parts, God bless you.

Nope. I'm allowed to make as loud of a noise as I want until 10 PM in my city. My grinder shuts off and is unplugged and back in its storage case at 9:59.

Stealing a firearm is a misdemeanor but failing to report a stolen firearm is a felony in California.

They titled and plated their vehicles within a month or so of moving here.

The flyovers moving back home meme is entirely false. You people are a metastatic cancer.

t. Denver

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Strong lack of self awareness if true.

>thinking they wouldn't go out of their way to find the pettiest shit to fine faggots for

nigger please, how else are they going to pay for their IDF sponsored urban combat training and bomb robots?

And when there's no rich people to tax, the next target is the middle class
Should be a no brainer, but for some reason socialists are retarded

I honestly wonder how anyone could consider themselves not liberal if they defend city ordinances on private property, and routinely try to report infractions (as long as its not a fire hazard).

A Californian fucked your wife didn't he?

Are the ones leaving the good ones?

Well that's weird, but still good. You should report if a firearm was stolen that's just common sense.

Clean your rifles on your porch.

Faggot. Neck yourself.

Vegas and Texas will beblue states in 2020. Check em.

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South Central here, we need checkpoints at the fucking borders. And, yeah, the weather can be shit.

>Checks

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Too late, they already ruined Colorado. Although it is fun watching them get lost in the woods and falling off cliffs.

All you faggots wear your shorty shorts, we're hunting commies.

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Yes, same as all the shit immigrant/refugees.

>flee shit hole
>go to new, good land
>instead of integrating, take over and push ideals from shithole on new land
>new land eventually turns to shithole

Which part? Unfortunately for me I didn't know how actually liberal Colorado is. Even in El Paso county it's filled with boomers, dude-weed faggots and homeless.

Texas has gotten redder the more Californians that move there. The Californians leaving are republican exiles... Which is why California is the only sanctuary state.

People leaving are making the state more leftist.

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Would have been digits if I had spell checked and changed Vegas to Nevada. I can feel it in my bones.

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>Vegas
>state

Yep, that's what I imagine Jow Forums looks like. It's beautiful.

This. California is a leftists wet dream, the people leaving are mostly right-wing or moderate. I'm in the same boat, very right-wing, about to graduate college. If John Cox doesn't win in November, I'm out of here.

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OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

CARPETBAGGERS

AND TAKE ALL THE HOMELESS WITH YOU

STOP RUINING MY BEAUTIFUL SMALL VALLEY

I HATE YOU PEOPLE

SHANNON ROAD, LOS GATOS, CA

LOS GATOS IS FILLED WITH THESE FAMILIES

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Slotting floppies with their own shitty commie guns, ultra chad.

>I think California has suffered from foreigners from other states coming here to live the prosperous California they heard so much about decades ago, but they vote for laws that made California a leftist shithole. California has been invaded by both illegal immigrants and shitheads from other states wanting the promised California utopia it was back then.

YUP

t la

North central here. Ill lure bears into their yards and put rattlesnakes in their windows if they want to move here. Then that snake grabber I got would finally be a good investment

People forget California is 40% republican.

Is it anudder Shoah?

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But CA is so great, right?

It will be once it collapses. Which will only take a few more years of liberal policies.

Die in a wildfire commie

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What are thoughts on the proposal to divide cal into 3 states?

Amazing if true

It will stem the bleeding socal will be a red state. It will come at great expense and confusion though.

And there will be 2 new Democratic senators from California.

Fuck off, we're full.

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He's the shitty neighbor? When they let they grass grow for months without cutting it and leave garbage on their front lawns lowering property values day by day? Fuck you.

California is the only reason there is an illegal immigration problem in the first place. Mexishits basically walk right in through Tijuana and Californians do nothing to stop them. Then they use the broken California legal system to get naturalization and spread like a disease throughout the country.

We seriously to write legislation against California immigration until they get their shit in order. Fucking land in the middle of the desert is being driven to 40k/acre.

We're even starting to get advertisements everywhere for "investment opportunities" in the highlands by Flagstaff. Fucking horrifying.

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>divide cal into 3 states?

Solid, Liquid, Gas?

You have to go back

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Good job.

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Fuck California. Build a wall and keep those leftist fucktards trapped in there.
It should be against the law to vote (D) and then move to a new state and vote (D) a second time.

If the 3 state proposal passes you can be guaranteed California will no longer be a waypoint for illegals.

All of the areas that would encompass socal joined the lawsuit against the state of California in their sanctuary state policy.