Unite The North - language edition

kamelåså?

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What's wrong with WD-40? It's an excellent lube when I'm drilling holes on 1084.

What is the northmens fatherland?
Is it Scania, is it Gotaland?
Is it the snowy mountains in the nordlands or the sandy shores of nordjylland?
No! No! No! No!
Our fatherland must be bigger!

youtube.com/watch?v=mlaAKQyOfwE

>Tfw ingen nordisk

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Green: North Germanic tribes around year 0.

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No thanks, I've already had supper

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Many Dutch people are descendants of Danish and Norwegian settlers.

Then why arent we invited in their little cool club

Thats a German song

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Frisians at least have more in common with Denmark and Norway than the average German I think

Frisian hardly exists anymore either as language or ethnic group.

But yes they are pretty much a mix of Danish and Dutch culture.

Fordi I ikke taler Skandinavisk.

Nei, unionsopplosning og balkanisering skjer for en grunn.

Austrians are Norwegians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugii

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yes, fellow nordics, lets unite!!

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Vi har felles religios profil
Felles ytre fiender
Felles interesser
Felles språk (norsk, svensk og dansk er dialekter)
Felles kultur
Felles genetikk
Felles historie

En union kommer til å skje kompis

>1084

please, i wouldnt even call that steel, you are underusing the exilir!

Æ snakker litt norsk

Quoted wrong post

This is now a Finno-Ugric thread. Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian flags only!

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Nice flag! Dutch people are actually Nordic when it comes to race. it's not the same thing as being Scandinavian though

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*Kills you*

*Pillages your capital*

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but i am not talking bad about wd40, i use for everything

my lawn mowyer, my shaving blades, hell sometimes ill just throw some in instead of deodorant and it works great!

its just wonderful stuff

Estonians are Yellow Negroes

Fixed the flag.

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>Swedes
>White
Also, we're proud of our Mongol heritage.

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Im sorry you lost to the britcucks

Last time you people came up here, it took hundreds of years to even remotely integrate.
Bit of the history that venligboerne closes their eyes to. Because if people that alike, takes that long to blend in, how the fogg are the sand niggers going to manage?

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Based Eestibro

KEK, based Finnbro.

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A somali calling an Estonian a yellow negro, how fascinating.

>we're proud of our Mongol heritage.
No you're not, nobody is, not even Mongolians themselves

Is Bergen okay to visit or is it overrun with shitskins? I want to visit Norway but I don't see the point if the cities demographically resemble America

>Nice

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well if you visit then you are adding a shitskin

I am for it as long as the objective of the union is to serve your superior mediterranean masters

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Im not familiar with this, can you give me a quick rundown?

Ja ignorer meg, jeg er egentlig ikke så imot det om det skjer. Bare synes det er LARPy og har en cringe-reaksjon.

>Implying Swedes have anything to be proud of except being Finnish rapebabies.

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Hello Suevi

bait taken

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Danes are greatest allies.

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There are many Dutch farmers in Jutland, and they integrate in the first generation.

However, I understand if Dutch people in Copenhagen would like to remain Dutch. That place is a hellhole.

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How about you go back to your fucking cold gay sauna and think about your actions you fucking disgraceful walking compost? Why is it that you swedes can turn even writing to look like written by a faggot? Is being a faggot so big in your god damn genes?

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>However, I understand if Dutch people in Copenhagen would like to remain Dutch. That place is a hellhole.
I disagree, if you intent to stay in a country you should assimilate

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Dutch farmers were invited to farm the swampy lowlands of Amager to produce fresh vagetables for Copenhagen. There were already Danish farmers there, but they were not as efficient in farming under those conditions. So our king forced them inland and gave the land to some of you fellows. Long time ago, and it worked, but sometimes relations was strained, and they remained a very separate group for a very long time

i couldnt resist

>great
>danes

talking about me?

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>25 hours mandatory instructions a week
aka kindergarten

>How about you go back to your fucking cold gay sauna
That's your culture, not ours. Are you a proxynigger?

youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg

Woah, based.

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Well another lesson learned i guess, never trust the eternal (((dutch)))

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A Finnish Sauna is a place of death, it is an 80-110 + celsius struggle of who has most sisu. Swedish sauna is a different scenario. Saatanan hurri hyppää kaivoo ja huku.

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It's not a lubricant.

Nobody cares about "saunas" here you downy

it begins

there used to be a frisian colony in the faroe islands untill the black death killed them all.

Elvish?

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here is one, not sure if ok for intim use, so be careful

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Yeah you little faggots only care about getting more somalis in your lands to rape.

Everyone is BLACKED in Europe.

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Swedes are just more blacked than others.

Swedish way of denial, if we have them everyone's gotta have 'em.

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Finally we can field a football team that isn’t shit.

Dra åt helvete med era förbannade unioner. Skåneland skall vara självständigt. Vi har lidigt under sv*astyre under alltför lång tid nu.
Om ni vill ha dkåne i unionen måste ni lova två saker:
1. Sverige har ingen makt i unionen
2. Sverige skall betala skåningarna försoningspenningst för den skada de åsakat oss.

stop nu svenne,vi ved godt i bor ude i skoven med jeres våben

That feel when even 56% caught the Sw*des trick

Nobody else qualified though... oh right Denmark, but they were out before us

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nope
they are going to be separate, like the britain does.

Kan det være mulig å ta over den Nordisk råd, eller er det bedre å starte et nytt organisasjon?
norden.org

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Skåne er dansk. Stop med at påstå andet.

Nordisk råd er et samarbejde, ikke en union. Det politiske arbejde, der ligger forud for Nordisk Råd er slet ikke gearet til en union/ foderation.

>Skåne er dansk
Under en liten period kanske

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men det er mini arabien nu. ellers tak

Hvorfor skal vi dele vår olje med resten av skandinavia?

Unionen borde styras av en konung. Demokrati är enfaldigt.
Konungen borde vara av ynglingaätten, inga brunögda t*skar eller fr*nsmänn skall styra nordanriket.

for ellers kan vi ikke kobe gear til finnerne, så de kan vinde

>dinosaurier som ruttnat i miliontals år under havets bottnen tillhör norge
Ö, söting, det tillhör faktiskt allesammans.

I don't really care about a union, but if we had unified land borders we'd get the entire sea area between greenland and scandinavia, that means LOTS OF FISH and almost the entire north atlantic is ours
That also means a lot of oil

Just don't make it all into surströmming.