/tcg/ - Thai Cave General

Bring it on home, lads

khaosodenglish.com/news/crimecourtscalamity/2018/07/07/signs-mount-that-rescue-may-have-begun/

twitter.com/yayqe/

How do we reach these keeeeedddssss!

one hour and 7 min to go.

time: 8 p.m. CET / 9 p.m. CEST

timeanddate.com/time/zones/cet

why don't the boys just clip through the walls?

But why are they covering up?

>spacex
in a fucking hole

I heard there were some little shits stuck up a tunnel.

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why did you edit your post

One of the divers got caught hacking apparently, he turned noclip on.

It makes sense, if they had more space down there the rescue would be easier

Well!
Where the fuck is he?!
He literally has one job

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It sounds like they will have to try this rescue if they want to do it before the rains get worse. Rumors are pretty strong on Thai internet though. You hear a lot of things.

covering it up in case they fail. Then they replace the thai boys with burmese or cambodians behind the screens since no one but their parents will be able to tell the difference like changelings.

So I heard we got some people trapped in a cave here

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SEAMAN?

unfortunately he was already underwater when he turned it on

just use some console commands like tcl

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>b-but you can't just dive the kids out of there
>Thai chads about to do exactly that
Why is /tcg/ so autistic?

Hopefully something happens by the time I wake up.

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THAILAND CAVE CONSPIRACY /tcc/ THREAD:

how are they doing it?
the elon musk thing??

it's summer

topkek

I swear I'm getting short of breath watching all the cave shit that's being posted. Just had a cold shower and felt myself panicking when my head was under the spray, I'm usually fine with them.

Its 99% certain that at least one of the kids will die

Yes

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why not 100% certain?
because you're talking out of your ass

Yeah man, they are keeping the press out of the perimeter so they don't get good footage of the children making it out safe and sound.

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the absolute state of young british lads

>flag
>numbers
it's like pottery

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lol it takes 5 hours to swim out of the cave? holy shit

Mind if i cap this?

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fuck off retard

your hypersensitivity explains the absolute state of your cuntreh

cool.
Source?

Why don't they just send Kirby over there? He succs them and then goes back to the exit

>at least on of the kids
try more than half

Sure. If they rescue all 13 of them, it would be one of the greatest feats of all time

>try more than half
why not, coach probably already has

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015657378140704768

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no, it would be a very unlucky number so they'll probably drown at least one of them on purpose

Scenes if only the coach survives

All of them*
ftfy

The coach can go.

I had a lucid dream the other night, been trying to train myself, I opened console and typed tcl. I could fly through buildings, even underwater before I awoke. Normally flying in lucid dreams I find quite clumsy but this worked perfectly.

Superstitious prisoners would burn him to death.

kek

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nice tunnel panupong

always thought he was a money laundering douche
but he's actually based desu

nice meme faggo-

what the fuck man

i wish he would make something like this and it ends up killing children

>99% certain
>99%
>certain
>99% 100%
>99/100 x 100/100
>9900/10000
>99/100
>99%

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But would he even make it in time?

or he accidentally creates a race of atomic supermen

Sea cliffs are a Jewish construct. Those boys are already dead.

no hes stupid

i would eliminate onions from your diet, but im afraid it might be too late

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=8dSk-flPA9M

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atomic super thai ladybois

*punctures your bouncy castle tube and drowns your kids*

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Absolute madman

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Cold showers are literally the anti-sòy. I just really fucking hate caves, fear drowning and have an active imagination.

all is lost

Elon is the idea guy

where can I bet on this?

You guys know that rescue divers have already reached the kids and are supplying them with oxygen/food/medical assistance? Highly doubt anyone else will die at this point, it's only a matter of time until a path is made to exit the caves

>You guys know that rescue divers have already reached the kids and are supplying them with oxygen/food/medical assistance?
Getting there isn’t the problem. The problem is getting the kids (who can’t swim) out alive

youtube.com/watch?v=CSuybTo-A9k

Not if the Thai "experts" can kill them first.

long TSLA

>mountain above cave is seeping water
>middle of monsoon
These kids are going to drown.

Just pump out water lmao

as long as there is water in the cave someone will die and that someone is everyone

They got to close to something. Probably cartel or government facilities underground on the other side of the mountain. I figure the gov turned off flood control systems so they would die before telling anyone what they saw

lol, more like
youtube.com/watch?v=aiFbHNrgJpU&t=0s

Can't they just learn to swim? Give them a few pairs of pic related and they'll be swimming within a day.

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being this /x/

Oh yea I forgot to add
>Pumped out water gets pumped back in.
Not even Thailand wants these kids alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=LDvKwSVuUGA

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it's thailand, not russia. their equivalent of a top secret military base is a transexual brothel.

what are the chances that liquid oxygen tank has an elliptical cross section like the pinch point? Oh, it's round? The diameter would have to be about 14" to pass through there, which means we'd have to dislocate each kid's shoulders before stuffing them in.
>inb4 he already thought of this and it was part of his plan.

>whole world is watching and they have a live fiber optic line to live internet coverage
hell of a way to cover something up

king of the shitposters

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Okay they have internet, but what about electricity and a device with ethernet jacks to use the internet?

Nice trips, but God help us if there's another war

that's sensationalism, they weren't pumping it in
They were pumping it to a river without realizing that the river was flowing directly into the cave
It's a mistake anyone could make

Think about this, there's no way they can bring out the kids truly one at a time, it will take way too long (6 hours+ per trip), so they'll have to have multiple kids moving at once staggered throughout the cave. This means that if something goes wrong with one of the kids, the tunnel may be blocked for groups coming behind and other kids may see the corpses of their friends.