Wanderthot edtion Part II
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Former SEAL dies during rescue efforts
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The Descent 21h
>strong womyn vs falmers
Sanctum 22h40
>aussies traped in flooded cunt
As Above, So Below 00h30
>blair witch in Paris catacombs
>same OP image
Why don't they just travel back in time and stop the boys from going in the cave?
Who cares.
Out of the box solutions. Let's go.
I recomend this guy's, he is scaning thai news twitters and seems like a good guy. His recent rant about he is losing money on this stream was a bit of a buzz kill:
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FAGGOTS
> there are no Thailand SEAL teams
> there were NO SEAL Team Members involved in this rescue
don't go stealing any valor in this thread.
I won't allow it
OH hell yea. I love this guy.
jesus I haven't seen this guy in forever
All these big brained people that make infinite more money than me coming up with retarded solutions to rescue the kids that will just get the rescuers and kids killed.
All they need to do is take a long flexible tube for the kids to crawl through with a cap on the entry part of the tube so water doesn't get in. Once the tube is in place they remove the cap and then have divers bolt it down so that it doesn't come loose as the kids crawl through it. They can transort the tube by helicopters in sections and then assemble the sections as they guide it through the cave. The tube can be manufactured and transported as divers take the first sections through the cave. So the first day only a quarter mile of tube can be transported there but the divers can already begin laying the tube as they wait for more sections to arrive.
See how easy that is? I dare anybody to try finding fault with this idea. You can't. And I'm just some NEET that figured all this out on my own.
They're pooling all these international resources and all they fucking need is two miles of tube.
This wouldn't be half as fun if it wasn't Thailand.
thank god everythings going to be fine
> Out of the box solutions. Let's go.
fill the cave full of helium
> it will lift the cave like a balloon
> all the water will fall out
> kids can walk to safety
What is this made from? It looks as if it would easily break by bumping into some sharp rock
Just build a larger diameter Salmon Cannon and shoot the boys out.
>I haven't seen this guy in forever
you learned your lesson
> now take off that Trident
>watch a jew browse the internet
Someone post the sponge rope
kek. he's not a bad guy actually but you're essentially correct
NOT comfy, unfortunately
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Use massive amounts of silver iodide seeding to stop the rain over the mountain so they can continue pumping out water.
its sorta fun. He recommened a few good sources to keep an eye on like this twitter feed:
I can do normie bait in the chat like talk about how my cat was stuck once and how I rescued it and they should use my method.
Getting the itch to replay this little gem again.
That's actually a pretty good idea
That actually causes rain user
Why don't they just find a big drill and get to work?
They know where the boys are, so they can just make a big hole in the ground, and put down a ladder.
>Put a kid in a protective shell
>attach a high speed winch
>pull those fuckers out in no time
Not going to argue about how feasible or not this is but it will take too long. They're already rushing as it is with the imperfect and probably deadly escort diving.
Elon is dooming those boys to a salty grave, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
But how can they fit it in that one tiny hole, or the dip and other twist and turns?
>Turn on mp3 player inside the mini-submarine
>HIGHWAY TO HELL
sorry, have not been paying attention to this as it has “meme’s” written all over it, but how the fuck did these faggots end up in a cave in the first place and why can’t they get out???
what would you play for the kids?
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And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You can use it to prevent rain over a designated area by making clouds rain prematurely.
China uses it all the time to ensure clear skies for sporting events.
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NO NO NO NO
Drowning pool
So did they jackhammer the "you can't scuba past this" obstacle for real or was that just wishful thinking?
I know the Thai dude who died was a hero and all but he didn't have a rebreather and was wearing 25 cent lab goggles. Actual roided and stimmed megachads should be able to rescue the kids one by one in pods.
>Putting a boomer in charge of the music selection
I'm on my way with the excavator. I'm calling in Dozer Dave with the front loader. Todd, you sit this one out.
That's actually a reasonable idea.
Lots and lots of drain cleaner.
>small gaps no longer an issue
>kids will be infinitely easier to remove
>provides topical treatment from tranny STD's
win-win-win
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
This LARPing by Musk is extremely disrespectful to everyone involved. It's not a fucking thought experiment to generate likes the kids are literally in mortal danger....
There was a landslide and they fell down a 20 feet hole into a cavern in the cave. They didn't die from the fall because landing in the water cushioned the fall.
there are two threads up... what do
Do they have a translator available to tell the kids the
> Ted the Caver
story?
He's sending at least one SpaceX engineer and attempting to coordinate a plan you fucking brainlet. He isn't larping
That's what I'm saying. He's totally inserted himself into this with little idea of the conditions. Guy has a serious ego to him
Thailand does have a small weather manipulation program, but something at this scale for the amount of rain they're supposed to get, they would need to ask the Chinese to help.
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SpaceX was invited personally by the Thailand governor
was he supposed to say no?
There's a new governor since yesterday.
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Don't diver's have limitations on the amount of time they can spend diving? Like 20 hours a week? I thought that you would dead from gas building up in your bloodstream
i don't consider myself a pussy when it comes to extreme sports but cave diving is some scary freaky shit. i couldn't do it. fuck that.
>Ted the Caver
Was shit. Hate it it when they pussy out of endings. Read about richard shaver
Grug know bout cave why no one ask Grug?
lmao, those kids are dead af
This doesn't look as bad as I thought. It sounded like it was all water, but looks like some hiking with occasional dives.
We need to make a compilation image of all the cluster fucks
this is a joke right?
Well, Grug, how would you go about solving this predicament?
Tbf they pumped it into a river, not realising the river ran into the cave
Fucking retard. Helium won't be enough to lift a cave especially with all the water in it. You have to use hydrogen for max lift.
>Use electrolysis to split water into hydrogen and oxygen gas.
>Less water so cave weighs less
>Pump oxygen into kids and let the hydrogen build up.
>Slowly the cave is lifted until we can get the kids out.
It's like you didn't even try to think your plan through.
Grug grab 12 Gruglings, jump to water and wave hands, what problem? Grug think big white kid cloth not needed
They are thai rape babies, ofc they are not going to be mentally capable to figure that out.
Is the teacher with them in the cave?
That narrow flooded passage is the doozy. If that weren't there they'd be out by now.
GRUG SMASH CAVE
That's not to scale.
Those flooded sections are hundreds of meters long.
It is the same thing mate. The fun is holding back the panic and fear.
The reward is making it out alive because you were able to do so.
Do yoou by any chance think Jet-skiing is an "extreme Sport"?
I don't understand why they can't quickly drill into the mountain to get them out? A lot of people drill deep into OP's mother on the daily, and she's a big bitch
They don't know the precise location.
Yeah that sounds damn scary. I'm terrified of those narrow spaces in caves ever since I watched some documentary when I was a kid. The water makes it 10 times worse.
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot then.
Cavers have shit for that though iirc underground beacons that can be used to pinpoint the surface directly above?
Here's a creative solution.
Just heat the water to an extreme enough temperature that it rapidly evaporates then they can just walk in there and get the kids out.
They should have just hired us to get them out instead of fucking around this entire time.
By the way, I think a portion of that narrow passage spans just one foot in height. Meters below surface. I read that on a detailed map of the cave, so not 100% sure. Puts some perspective on the kind of obstacles they're facing.
And roast the kids in the process. Good plan
Energy flows where attention goes.
Hi jack
And where will the water vapour go, up to the ceiling where it condenses and drips back down? This is basically the same as the pumping water back into flooded cave.
Waters running in through the porous rock. Overpressure the cave itll all squirt out again, and the kids wont have to worry about air.
why would they go into the cave in the first place?
I think a big hole like that requires special equipment, which they'd have to get to the top of a mountain. The more standard drill bits I've seen in videos are only 6 inches or so.
>Hot steam fills the cave with children
Thats a creative way to end their misery
They were going to be 'initiated' by the coach.
>roast
You understand that roasting is done by direct heat, right? Retard.
Yeah, make a sauna for Mr PedoCoach. I swear half the posts ITT are trying to turn the cave into a gay bath house.
It'll be like a mix of sauna and gas chamber.
why don't they just burn the water away?
Why don't we just nuke the mountain?