THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

they seal the cave and the thai children develop a civilization living inside the cave for 1000 years re-producing asexually and evolving to live in the water until the cave is unsealed when the technology exists to rescue them

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The theory of evolution posits that, given enough time, they can learn to breathe underwater.

they turn into ghosts and float up through the ceiling

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FAGGOTS
> there are no Thailand SEAL teams
> there were NO SEAL Team Members involved in this rescue

don't go stealing any valor in this thread.
I won't allow it

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ths more likely theyll die

nah the fact that the us gov is barely gettin involved signals to me that they don't want any bad press and the lads might be fukt

have they said how the kids got back there and why they went to the cave? i can't imagine their parents allowing them to cave dive. very strange.

Why has the media refused to mention that not a single one of the kids asked to be rescued?

Musk saves the day

they survive

The turn into lady boys and the Clinton Foundation uses alien technology to rescue them just to send them into child sex slavery.

WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ELON'S IDEA TO INFLATE A GIANT TUBE THAT'S STRUNG THROUGH THE CAVES?

POINT THE LOGIC WRONG

i wonder if they sucked each other off and had a little orgy as a last minute thing, thinking they will die soon

How did they get trapped? Was there a cave in or something?

The water gets pumped and they walk out

Most will die but a few make it out

This. They're literally being rescue-raped. They didnt even ask for consent.

you think they just want to die there you retarded mutt?

That British guy who found the kids is gonna get soo much pussy once this ordeal is over..
He hit the jackpot in terms of places you wanna be a big hero!.
His dick is gonna look like a burnt matchstick by the time he leaves Thailand!

they all live

Hang yourself you fucking fag pedo.

Eat the coach

I wouldn't blame them tbqh

they will be given poison candy bars

the US would only get involved to the level they are asked to. You can't just go in and take over a rescue operation in someone elses country, as badass as that would be. Thailand wants to be able to show they can do this largely themselves. maybe they'll use spac x's rescue capsules (chile used US ones) but the operation is still theirs.

they're doing just fine you stupid bonger

don't fix what aint broken

Some will die. Most make it out.

2 will die

They all drown and then their parents jump into the cave in grief and drown too.

reroll

Please live kiddos :(

>REMINDER THAT IF YOU POSTED IN THIS OR THE LAST THREAD MOCKINGLY THEN THE KIDS WILL HAUNT YOU ONCE THEY DIE
Only white people have souls. Gooks can't haunt anyone.

In /sp/ they proposed to train a dolphin to bring the kids back to the cave entrance. It makes sense.

Only the coach makes it out. Just like he was the only one to make it out of his village.

hitler appears and laughs at their misery in an ironic way

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Why not just send a diver with oxygeny pipe connected to helmet, drag em out one by one..

Just think about the siblings of these boys at home. You know one of them has a brother. He may be upset, but I'm sure he's already thought about asking his parents if he can have his brothers bedroom if he doesn't make it back. He's still thinking of a way to bring it up should his brother not return.

all canadians are required to visit the cave, the cave gets flooded, everybody wins

Explorer find out thay they ve been dead the whole time and the soccer guy finally summoned Dagon

I hope all the little bros make it out ok.

families are probably hoping they die so they get 1k rupees from their government to settle

The purple monkey guy from X-Men transports them out.

If the kids are so important why aren't they Reddit Gold users?

13 divers go down with a cooking set, EPO, cocaine and establish an oxygen line
when they reach the kids they teach the kids how to win while feeding from the instructor that thought it was a good idea to take them there
prepare kids with EPO all the while
insert cocaine
they take all the kids out

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Schrodinger's Cave

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the ghost of hitler teleports them out of the cave

that bigger bedroom tho

Rip, they die

This is Trumps fault.

Elon Musk gets them all killed, commits sudoku afterwards.

Why not dig a massive drainage trench to a less compromised section...

Did any of you watch this?

youtube.com/watch?v=WaIoXN-7FjM

5 stars...great story

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La creatura del caverno appears and eats em all along with the divers

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Wrong.

He succeeds and gets Key to the Nation.

*live feed suddenly dies*
[Static intensifies]
*garbled transmission*
>SAAAAVEE USSS ELONNNN
>HELP US MUSK
[panics in Taiwanese]
*feed returns to normal*

Wat do

How did the divers even know exactly where to go if the entrance to the cave filled up with water before they even knew they were down there?

Just put the kids in coma, then in a bodybag and drag them out.

It was all a dream

Yes this is a well known event

No longer human.

I did..I didn't get one thing: they pulled him out like 10 feet and had him talk to his family via walkie talkie just to dump him again because something broke? Also I can't believe they sealed that cave with him still inside, can't be true..they must have been able to get him out once he's dead anyway no?

rolling

a hot redhead chick with a big sniper-rifle will let the cave collide

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Yeah, I'm sure he would love to get the keys to all that Thai boypussy.

This, first they had the hallucinations and then the cultist rumors; its clear that an eldritch entity lives there

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Elon saves them and they all return safely home to their parents. Tesla stock doubles in value.

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Trapped traps

Yes.

A stray nigger enters the cave and rapes all the children, including Elon.

They become transgender and a pride parade storms the cave with bottles chaps and strap ons

That may or may not be the case, but why are you bald?

it worked in the Lost in Space tv series

I did. They didn't do the last effort to drag him out because it would `break his leg`.

What a faggots.

2 die

Publicly, the boys and thei coach die in a cave-in.
In reality, they venture further into the caves right before they are crushed and discover a path that leads them straight to Shangay-La, the Hidden City of Underage Traps.

youtube.com/watch?v=TmtwNXm6A8k

WASTE

Go fuck a dog

When is the funeral of the Thai diver?

Did you watch this?

youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0

^what this guy said

this get is getting elusive, must be a powerful one

>rescue operation commences
>they've disappeared

they all die xD

Elon is building a small sub hope it works

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Nope nope nope

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Fuck you

Same day as the 12 kids funeral.