THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

Experts only edition

you may only post itt if you are an expert in some cave-related field. Feel free to proffer your koalafications and predictions.


previous thread THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=tHP7AnEp2Fg

LIVE:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Fp8cJ5vuUM

Basic gestalt:

youtube.com/watch?v=T7Gv7e4THPo

nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/divers-work-tirelessly-to-rescue-soccer-team-trapped-in-thailand-cave-1271831619683

usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07/06/cave-rescues-q-how-thai-situation-happened/764227002/

Headcam Footage:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

Former SEAL dies during rescue efforts
washingtonpost.com/world/thai-navy-seal-dies-while-working-on-rescue-effort-of-soccer-team-in-cave/2018/07/05/df915840-8090-11e8-a63f-7b5d2aba7ac5_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.128084357e2d

Elon update with timeline
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015666557458964480

hulk-buster suit happening
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015507453818044416

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Other urls found in this thread:

rabb.it/Bunny1530979138157
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_fracturing
khaosodenglish.com
youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0
youtube.com/watch?v=CIRC68Cv6eM
http://www.ladyboyspattaya.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=a7cOSzEKvrQ
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azathoth
youtu.be/JkhwlcVAClk?t=14
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Movie Night:
rabb.it/Bunny1530979138157

Press F to Pay Respects to Frank.

So what’s really down there?

based OP

Why dont they fill the area where the kids are with air, creating positive pressure that forces the water out?

Mr. Natas

scuba guys are cool and all, but they should have called the oil guys
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_fracturing
no kidding here
the petrol niggas are the kings of fucking up with caves and drilling

ladyboy dragons

It can't be too bulky or buoyant

>you may only post itt if you are an expert in some cave-related field
Grug be an expert in caves

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It’s not kids. They’re long since dead. We’re spending millions to get something out because we think it will be worth billions. It will be, but that’s not going to matter when it destroys humanity. This is a big mistake.

Help is on the way.

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Azathoth. We're not trying to get kids out, we're trying to keep it in.

It would would be too much pressure for the children

For the HURRRR WHA HAPPEN crowd

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I'm an expert on pussy, which is sort of like a cave.

Take a big condom and inflate it. Just like condoms protect yo wang. It would protect those kiddos.

thank god they'll be ok
nothing could go wrong with a suit of that quality

so on June 28th, 5 days after the kids go missing but before they are located
>Experts from the U.S. and U.K. have joined the search to locate 12 missing teenagers and their soccer coach, as the effort to rescue the team trapped inside a cave in northern Thailand stretched into its fifth day.
>Three British cave diving experts, named as Robert Charlie Harper, John Volamthen and Richard William Stanton, arrived in Chiang Rai Wednesday evening, according to Thailand’s The Nation. The U.S. military’s Indo-Pacific Command has also dispatched a 30-strong search-and-rescue team, who were on the ground to assist Thai units Thursday morning, according to AP.

what a bunch of lucky rice farmers. so much attention

Rolling for how many hours they have left in the cave and how they get out.
Kek be praised, let the kids be saved!
Portable latrines and kid-sized submarines!

that other guy's one was better. It had two stages.

Is this the Elon Musk thing?

Except they went in for a ritual user.

Put this site in next op

khaosodenglish.com

It's where all the good into has come from

I think it’s fair to say it’s not leviathan

Keep me posted

Expert scuba diver here, those kids are as good as dead.

Reminder:

youtube.com/watch?v=YhPdB5fxKA0

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Movie Night /TCG/ rabb.it/Bunny1530979138157

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It's their interpretation.

lmao why dont they swim out

damn. seems accurate.

will do, thanks

Didnt see it, this one was from this morning.. i didnt draw just reposting

My crew is almost there. Hang in boys. Someone have Dakota Fred's cell? Gonna need an expert operator

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>they're not drilling cause they can't risk waking up Azathoth
makes sense

can something like pic related have some chance of working
some one tweet this to Elon since i have no twitter

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perhaps include this in the OP? youtube.com/watch?v=CIRC68Cv6eM

it goes into some good detail as to why the rescue is difficult

It's like a mile in where they are

>Put this site in next op
>http://www.ladyboyspattaya.com/
>It's where all the good into has come from

I don't get these references desu

>Azathoth
quickrundown?

nah, the gif with the helicopter was the best
wish i saved it

caveman here, they'll be fine if they sacrifice a child to LORD KIMBOTE

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Didn't that one kid survive in a cave by cutting off his arm?
Why don't they just make the whole cave out of that kid?

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Still doesn't explain why you couldn't just swim out there.

good stuff, thanks

I don't even know where to begin

no, the cave will likely collapse if they try to drill in.

what you drew is how they rescued the chilean miners, who were in stable bedrock i guess.

Fuck off Hoffman

What's happened to the plan to pump the water out? Newspapers were reporting the US has specialised machinery that could do the job?

I have to assume the flow of water into the caves can't be dammed up because surely a couple of weeks of pumping (no jokes pls) is better than waiting months for the water to recede?

>nuke
>drill and lift
>swimman out
>drain the place
>sudoku
chose wisely

Based Elon saves the day
check'em

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They can't swim, and even if they could no human can hold their breath long enough to swim through some of the sumps.

I like how they actually considered until just waiting until after the rainy season.

>swimming for 1km underwater

you go do this chief, webcam it for us

>might be safe
>might

Expert here. They're all going to die.

>the petrol niggas are the kings of fucking up with caves and drilling
youtube.com/watch?v=a7cOSzEKvrQ

The water table is higher than the cave is deep.
They pumps they have are tiny and shit.
They stopped the pumps for 12 minutes yesterday and the water level rose 10 centimeters.

REMINDER THE UNDERWATER SECTION IS PITCHBLACK AND FULL OF MUD AND CRITTERS

It’s a fucking 6 hour dive to get in and 5 hours to dive out. Good luck

>http://www.ladyboyspattaya.com/
I am proud to have over 500 posts on that forum, even met some of people from there in person.
Fun fact-by pure chance two of the guys and me recognized each other in one of Jow Forums threads about Thailand a year ago or so !

DELET THIS

THE FREE MARKET KILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

exactly what we need
hahahaa

>based
Literally using a crisis to test new ideas
At least they are shit skin lives

I hope Elon actually rescues them. I put money in spacex, tesla for short term gains just in case he gets credit

Frank the gank tank

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Elon musk is like your character at the end of a long RPG where you essentially have infinite resources and it’s like playing on easy mode.

their deaths will be kino

>let's stand here and film this

>FULL OF MUD AND CRITTERS
thats a mean thing to say about those boys
have a heart user

So its just bunch of pakis and amerimutt agreed to help in rescue operation.

But now he got bored and started playing with mods.

they will all die.

I'm an expect in caveiology, literally wrote several books on caveiologists and the caves that love them.

It's not that complicated.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azathoth

This is not a hermetically sealed tube.
There are probably other openings.

I've arrived on site boys. Clear the way faggots

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I am a cave, these boys have no chance. Trust me, many corpses are within my chambers.I know what I am rumbling about.

can you hyperventilate with oxymask on?

Jow Forums has white IDs? Never seen one, guess maybe i haven't been paying attention?

>walk a mile into cave
>expect to live
Nah

>2 divers carry a capsule
Dunno if it can directly be attributed to the dive difficulty but didn't a professional diver die already trying to get through?

it is not mean
it is the real deal
I still believe it is better to drill from the top, than scubadiving that place

easily

So I'm getting conflicting information from news sources. Some say there will be a rescue attempt in a few hours while others say no rescue attempt anytime soon. Can anyone confirm?

so how big is the descent, like 2 miles? that sounds hard as fuck to get up, jesus

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>the rain keeps rainng
>kids are half submerged on their tiny cave island
>suddenly, a all-inclusive Elonsub emerges from the water
>only 1 of them can get out before drowning
What would they do then? Fight with each other battle royale style?
But seriously, imagine the help arrived, but only a couple of you can survive, the rest will die. That must be so terrifying

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I'd like to admire Elon, but SpaceX and Tesla are hipster faggotry times 10.

They should fire at the mountain with A-10s until it is no more.

> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

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Honestly no one can explain why they went so fucking deep into the cave. Like coordinating 12 kids to crawl through that is insane, it’s not like they just waltzed in.

Put the youngest in. Smiley Joe.

Them gooks are all gonna die, it's just a matter of what leads up to it.

Sanitation engineer here. They're all going to die.

A professional diver died because thai people doing thai things. It was preventable and only attributable to some error in design or planning.

Literally a good Snake oil salesman

Money is money who fucking cares if he's a meme.

Getting them out without anyone dying is a logistical nightmare, but getting food/water to them is a pretty simple process. If they discover that the monsoons aren't enough to completely fill the cave then waiting it out/ draining the cave is actually the safest option.

youtu.be/JkhwlcVAClk?t=14