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A grown man with an oxygen tank is to large for some of the passages. How the fuck is submarine supposed to get thorugh? Fuck this asshat addicted to attention.

Boring machine/submarine hybrid.

his device is going to get stuck and it's going to block the only path.

>cave is so tight that they need to swim through holes as small as 0.7mx0.4m
>builds a submarine as if thats gonna help
i must have solved 14 captchas. what the fuck is google doing

It won't fit through some of the gaps

I know, shrink ray!

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8-12 if they actually get their shit in gear

is elon literally bruce wayne?

Someone get /tv/ on the line

That's what I told yer mum

>digging a huge hole instead of making the gaps bigger
are thai's absolutely retarded?

>tfw Elon Musk invents the ant man suit to save them

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Literally latching onto any big story.

Gay Pride, Puerto Rico, This. What else am I missing?

Same here idk what the fuck is going on.

>entire field trip, including coaches, makes into a cave that adults can't fit through.
This story is faker than Sandy Hook.

Imagine using this tragedy for a marketing stunt. This guy has no decency.

The cave flooded after they went in.

Thoughts and prayers

No I've actually been there. It's got two 90° branches you have to crawl through.
It's actually a tourist location.

>Non-whites dying for our entertainment
I see no tragedy.

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thai ladyboys are like 3'1

>what the fuck is google doing?
Making you work for (((them)))

mini torpedo

easy rescue, pay attention... just run one of those plastic tunnels the entire length, inflate with air with simple zipper locks on each end. tunnel inflates and tries to float in cave, makes slippy tunnel slide to go through. once everyones out just unzip it let it fill again and pull it out. just like your dad should have done.

This entire concept is hilarious to me

He’s either going to be a genius or make himself look like a complete retard and possibly kill multiple kids. Based.

>It’s theatre

Imagine being this fucking retarded

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Underrated

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I think he wants to be Jeff Tracy

That sneaky bastard

The White Man does it again

Money making scheme. They hire a ngo, get publicity and sponsors, then take the volunteers to do unnecessary work to praise the effort of the global race

So flooding magically makes the tunnels smaller? What are the cave walls made out of, sponges?

>elon musk
>socialist

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> The beach

Well obviously the submarine will be thinner than a man with full scuba gear?

Why aren't they just pumping out the water and pumping air in?

I hate this retard its not going to work theres a part in the cave the divers have to remove their equipment to even get through

the kids are already going to be dead
their deaths will be blamed on Elon's rescue efforts

top kek

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No idiot, what he's saying is that if you were in a chamber that's flooding, you would crawl through a small-window-sized hole to save your life as well. Are you actually this dumb or just pretending for attention? Shame on you.

>child-sized submarines
yo lemme get 10

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youre very, very new here, aren't you?

Self proclaimed mate have a google

I really hope they use the term global citizen in this story

cool man,but reddit is waiting for you to go back now, cheers

That went way over your head.

A dark room full of young boys? SWEET JESUS !

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>fuck up
>sub gets lodged in cave, cutting rescuers off
>all the kids die
>Musk is forever remembered as the guy who got a bunch of kids killed and his company implodes

arent there parts of the tunnel too small for a person. hows even the smallest possible submarine going to fit?

Can the submarine be retrofitted to be a children's gas chamber? Zyklon musk is ahead of his time. Based!

all this cave thing is a psy op fake shit

>no gear
>not flooded yet
vs
>carrying several oxygen tanks and supplies
>flooded with murky water
EZ

If it uses the self driving feature from the Tesla cars those kids are fucked.

In Chile when that mine collapsed, they built some kind of elevator tube thing that went into the ground and lifted up those miners. Why can't do they the same thing here?

It is not an actual submarine. The title is clickbait.

It is a flexible pod/sack that the kids will be wrapped in and it will be slippery on the outside so it can slide through the openings.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP

Absolutely based

Wait, he's making a slip n slide?

sounds pretty lewd

Any word out of a billionaire's mouth is designed to make them more money.

Underrated

He can be the biggest genius out there if he wants but still he has a faggot name.

That particular quote was a joke he made, nice try presenting it out of context, stupid leaf

Elon Musk actually sounds like a classic superhero/supervillain name.

user, i don't mean to burst your bubble but i think this is what we call a shitpost (1/2)

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theyll starve to death before he finishes building it.

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2/2

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my sides

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LUBE 'EM UP

Amusing.

Niget

>ETA on submarine
>2025

as a journalist, i really hope those kids die and elon musk looks bad

Elon is constructing a Subbository?

> What is sarcasm?
Fucking Am*ricunts

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

does anyone on here have experience with nigger dick? What does it taste like i want to try one out

MUSKY

Why not just make a 2 mile long snorkle? That way you don't have to worry about oxygen tanks

You wouldn't believe the amount of people who are geniune socialists in this country; living in a city you can never be sure who actually believes in this stuff.

Elon musk is a retard and so are all of you. SO am i

You just got MUSKED

Oi m8 that’s only cos yer pecker is too small

It will work

this

He’s actually not building the child submarine to get the them out but rather so he can send a midget in to keep them entertained whilst he figues out a real plan.

>when you just seal the kid up in a narrow barrel and drag him through the water.

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Staged shit prepared by him to boost his egoism even more.