Post what you believe to be the most heinous/ridiculous/hilarious/obviously fabricated Holohoax claim
Most Outrageous Holocaust Lie Thread
Ian Harris
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John Walker
>The Holocaust is real
Jackson Rodriguez
Nazi’s let him have a ruler
Benjamin Jenkins
Anne Dyke's Diary
Why is this not banned from schools?
Robert Wright
likely not even NAZI's
probably some fringe splinter faction
William Moore
it's all a matter of measurement leafanon
Zachary Hall
I’ll bet he was imprisoned at the Barkenwald concentration camp
Nathan Rodriguez
he's been unable to auschwitz properly since
Levi Hughes
Bump for potential keks
Joshua Perez
> 10 inches of "wood".
Well hung gay nazi
Joseph Gutierrez
...well, kikes ARE famous for their shtick
Henry Jackson
Well I guess he enjoyed getting a shtick in his butthole.
Parker Miller
Bet it wasn’t easy to pilpul that out
Charles Morgan
shitter me timbers
Jaxson Rivera
gas is gay
Connor Butler
Ethan Stewart
best one is where a girls was waiting in line to be gassed and get a tummy ache, so they sent her to hospital until she got all better.
Christian Gray
Brody Parker
Think about how ironic it would have been if instead of zyclon B nazis would have gassed jews with gay
Aiden Gomez
Landon Richardson
Justin Hall
Jews love the big Nazi cock
Grayson Mitchell
Jacob Jenkins
Jow Forums uses random self-published “testimony” from mentally ill Australian boomer that has been criticised by historians and Jewish organisations as evidence the Holocaust is fake
same goes for most of these. Found in obscure books.
Thomas Morgan
Logan Lopez
Daniel Jenkins
Jewish tricks in one image
Dylan Bailey
Came to post this. I guess my vote will have to go to the tree line granting magical armored skin to fleeing jews.
>A Year in Treblinka' by Yankiel Wiernik, that includes such Lolohoax tales as "bullets that pass through clothing but bounce off skin" by miracle of God:
>Our objective was to reach the woods, but the closest patch was five miles away. We ran across swamps, meadows and ditches, with bullets pursuing us fast and furious. Every second counted. All that mattered was to reach the woods because the Germans would not want to follow us there.
>Because Ukranians and Germans are apparently scared of forests...
>Then I heard a shot; in the same instant I felt a sharp pain in my left shoulder. I turned around and saw a guard from the Treblinka Penal Camp... I knew something about firearms and I noticed that the weapon had jammed. I took advantage of this and deliberately slowed down. I pulled the ax from my belt. I came up close to him and struck him with my axe across the left side of his chest. He collapsed at my feet with a vile path.
>I was free and ran into the woods... Believe it or not, the bullet had not really hurt me. It had gone through all of my clothing and stopped at my shoulder, leaving a mark.
>Jews just had to reach the tree line, where their skin became tank armor? Come on. What should I be reading to get the "official" version of the Holohoax? Most books I've come across seem absurd and full of crackpot nonsense like Lolocoaster rides and masturbation machines.
Asher Baker
Elie Wiesel been criticised by other Holocaust survivor writers like Primo Levi
Eli Carter
Bear and eagle cage fights are my favorite. Masterbation to death a close second.
Jason Martinez
How is the allegation in the pic far-fetched? Even american policeman are known to shove wooden objects, such as plunger handles into peoples anuses.
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Daniel Foster
the fact that he knew the exact measurement.
but if you're so butthurt about it, then I'll counter with Nazi Rape Dogs
Lucas Gomez
>shrunken heads used as evidence in Nuremberg
>obscure
(you) earned this
Jayden Morris
You'd think after the first two the nazis would just give up and shoot him
Nathan Barnes
Not that unlikely...
Hunter Lewis
gotta gas him or it damages the lampshade fabric
Lincoln Wilson
NUKE US
Nolan Sullivan
Don’t know why Jow Forums acts like the Nuremberg trials are definitive history - historians don’t treat them that way. Probably because Jow Forums is just reacting to normie retardation from their low IQ school teachers.
Kevin Evans
It was real in my mind, and you have NO right to tell me otherwise.
Julian Perez
your retarded ideology forgot to create a legal system. you have no right periodendofsentence.
Eli Fisher
Find me a source used to "prove" the holocaust that doesn't source nuremberg directly or indirectly. Protip: you can't.
Luis Carter
Eagle and bear cage bullshit.
Tyler Hughes
The Nuremberg trial is an important source of evidence. That doesn’t mean all of its conclusions, methods and testimony is treated uncritically. Court records and witness testimony provided in court are important for any historian, no matter what event they are researching. Sourcing Nuremberg is not the same as relying solely, primarily and uncritically on Nuremberg.
Luke Martinez
>mental gymnastics like this to defend obvious and outrageous lies
Jidf begone!
Christopher Hill
Durr I'm special
Carson Barnes
Nothing gymnastic about it. Unreliable records are unavoidable in history. Look at the work people have to do to reconstruct ancient history - we only have bits and pieces, often separated by decades if not centuries, and have to parse out all the contradictions, rumours, biases, etc.
Tyler Gonzalez
Gonna have to gas the, conspiritards
Jeremiah Rogers
Bullet left a mark. He got lucky. Nothing about tank armor.
Delusional perception.
Landon Evans
>Kangarooman defends data from a kangaroo court
Oliver James
James Long
>splinter
kek
Daniel Harris
The documents of Nazi show trials are historical sources too.
Joshua Lewis
>Going to be gassed to death
>Gets I'll and will die anyway
>QUICK TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL!
This is the story that's made me strongly skeptical about whether the holocaust happened at all, or at the least not to the scale were told about.
Caleb Taylor
Masturbation machines and gas chamber rollercoaster
Daniel Brooks
there are books from WWI talking about the holocaust of 6 million jews
Aaron Johnson
Fuck off back to r*ddit
Elijah Stewart
If the holocaust was real - why do the “survivors” keep getting caught up in audacious lies?
Gabriel Bailey
>that last paragraph
Based
Kayden Perry
>see one TRUE TALE cropped from an unidentifiable newspaper
>this is the catalyst that makes you doubt the Holocaust
Into the trash
Tyler Garcia
Why did they take her to the hospital so she could recover if they were going to kill her is what I don't get about it.
Adam Bell
So all these Jews, a thousand of the claim is correct, just gnawed on the skull of an carcass for a taste of marmalade? And people DON’T want them gassed?!
Lincoln Thompson
Kayden Jenkins
that jewish fingernails were harvested and used as guitar picks
Aaron Jenkins
>historians don’t treat them that way.
What in the FUCK are you talking about. Nuremberg trials are well documented, archived, sourced and cited extensively. You’re making shit up Chaim
Julian Hall
Mastrbation machine and the roller coaster are my favorite
Julian Roberts
Soon it will be illegal all over the entire world to deny the Holocaust.
In the meantime, we are keeping good records of those that deny right now.
We don't want anti-semites to stay hidden in the shadows any longer
Jason Richardson
>Implying the holocaust isn't a conspiracy theory.
Grayson Lee
So these are the famous Jewish argumentation tactics described by Hitler...
Nathan Jenkins
>Austrailian boomer new to the job and ain't the last.
No you...
Ryder Hernandez
Evan Jackson
Eli Lewis
Why do you think it’s a real story just because it appeared in some shitty newspaper column.
There’s nothing wrong with that. Do you expect historians not to catalogue and record one of the most important events of the war? The point is that the rulings of Nuremberg, and all their decisions about shit like evidence or whatever, aren’t just accepted and taken for granted. They’re scrutinised quite heavily by normie mainstream academic history. There’s even a whole Wikipedia article about this shit if i remember right
Austin Davis
Thomas Reyes
David Foster
Jonathan Long
Isaiah Rogers
Colton Harris
>Why do you think it’s a real story just because it appeared in some shitty newspaper column.
Because the kikes owned the newspapers at the time use your head aussie.
>Do you expect historians not to catalogue and record one of the most important events of the war? The point is that the rulings of Nuremberg, and all their decisions about shit like evidence or whatever, aren’t just accepted and taken for granted. They’re scrutinised quite heavily by normie mainstream academic history. There’s even a whole Wikipedia article about this shit if i remember right
>((wikipedia))
Cooper Butler
Kevin Watson
Joshua Young
> other Holocaust survivor writers like Primo Levi
They also died by electric floors and fucked by dogs.
Jackson Bennett
Hunter Stewart
Like actual wood or did they have butt sex?
Brayden Martinez
Anthony Lopez
Anthony Hernandez
nuremshekelberg trials are a proven hoax. this hoax has been definitively disproved by this guy:
Samuel Adams
Jonathan Myers
David Scott
Cooper Gonzalez
Alexander Clark
>Sourcing Nuremberg is not the same as relying solely, primarily and critically on Nuremberg
except the Nuremberg trials is where the whole 6 GORIALLIAN GAAASSSSIINNNGGSSS stories were popularized you fuckin slope eyed nigger. Anyone who believes in the holocaust WILL cite the Nuremberg trials as "definitive proof" that the holohoax happened. GO BACK TO CHINA.
Brody Ward
Tyler Nguyen
Camden Nelson
Brayden Bell
Jacob Price
Luis Sullivan
>((wikipedia))
Yes, that’s why I used it as an example. Wikipedia is the most normie milquetoast consensus shit you can get, so a long section about the criticism of the Nuremberg trial seems appropriately “mainstream” to me.
>newspapers
We don’t even know what newspaper it is from, let alone whether it is something submitted by readers or some shit. Whether or not the editors or financiers are Jewish or not is beside the point - obviously it’s a “shocking story” about the Holocaust. But has anyone ever taken it seriously apart from this newspaper and perhaps the Jow Forumstards that repost it?
Blake Rodriguez
Math disproves the holocaust. So if it’s all a matter of measurement it doesn’t add up.
WWII Lasted a total of 6 years.
Assuming that Hitler started gassing Jews since day 1, that makes for 3,153,600 minutes.
6,000,000 Jews killed during 3,153,600 minutes comes out to 1.9 Jews per minute. That means Hitler killed roughly 1 Jew every 30 seconds. (LOL)
In Auschwitz, the most famous and biggest concentration camp, there are 15 crematoriums. According to Auschwitz survivors, Jews would go into the chamber, gassed for 15-20 minutes, then put into the oven.
It takes 1 hour to cremate a body using modern furnaces which operate at much higher temperatures than the traditional ovens at the camp. However, lets say that the ovens were operating at a level that we see today, that means it would take 1 hour, 20 minutes to gas and burn 15 Jews assuming they were all burned simultaniously. (Disregarding the time it would take for the gas to empty the chamber for the bodies to be transported from the chamber to the oven.) The elevators used to transport bodies were very slow and could only take up 7 bodies at a time with their weight capacity. However, for our greatest ally, we're going to assume that bodies were teleported instantly from chamber to oven.
That means 15 Jews were gassed and burned every 1.2 hours. That comes out to exactly 300 Jews every 24 hours (Assuming the gassing and burning of Jews was happening every hour straight for 6 years on an uninterrupted basis) the total # of killed jews would be 657,000 for those 6 years. The official Jewish story is that 4,000,000 Jews were killed at Auschwitz alone.
How can any Jew, Israeli, or Shill ever even argue this story when just simple math is enough to destroy the whole argument? Can any Jews respond to this?