Florida Man Crawling Under Library Tables to Sniff People's Feet

nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-With-Apparent-Foot-Fetish-Wanted-by-FIU-Authorities-327597941.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Attached: Florida Man (unzips).png (1600x800, 2.68M)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=a5JmUs_Ekbo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Typical burger.

>Florida
Into the trash is goes
Sage

Honestly, if you are dating an athletic young woman in exquisite health, I'll often grate some of the dried flesh from the edges of her feet. They have to be clean, but the skin has concentrated pheromones that have been compacted into the dead flesh like bread pudding. The skin cells dissolve and add a bit of body but the pheromones remain. It sounds absurd, but I've watched time and time again as a few spoonfuls of a sauce with some qt "foot-parmesan" and everyone becomes as amorous and touchy-feelie as if they were on ecstacy.

Attached: 1521231357872.png (600x445, 441K)

footfags are the worst, just as bad as pedos.

>Florida man
Any news article that starts like this is probably fake. Saged

it doesnt start like that retard, read the actual article. OP added florida to his title by himself

Nothing wrong about kissing your QT gfs feet when your fucking her but footfags take it to a whole nother level by fucking the feet. Degenerates.

.gg/psrmAWT
Florida shitcord server
(program is a honeypot so don't download if you don't already have it)

Attached: 1530561601829.jpg (250x255, 5K)