"???Rescue happening 9am thai time???" edition
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>Unreported News:
There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later?
This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.
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first for broken legs
Anyone else playing with their peepee's?
Rolling for success.
I WANT TO SEE DEAD CAVE NIGGERS
these two reporters are on-site and tweet in English.
This is your last chance to place your OFFICIAL BETS before the kids/bodies start coming back.
Out of 12 boys + 1 coach, how many will survive?
Are they sending in tactical lolis?
first for tampons, that was a great idea actually
At least 3 ladyboys die in the attempt calling it now.
wtf
no live helmet cam of the rescue divers
what is this bullshit?
first for dead thai bois
Quick rundown:
>Kids went in cave to carve their names in a rock or some shit.
>rain occurred
>kids retreated from flooded caves and got stuck
post more nightmare fuel
Engineers of Elon are on site testing tubes, many engineers have attacked the tubes with knives, khukris and hammers, it seems the tube has not been defeated by the engineers. This is good news it is being reported.
Latest news
>press conference
they're dead
>how many will survive?
EVERYBODY DIES
> sacrifice
Just shrink them down and then they can magic school bus outta there.
Does anyone know who the US divers on scene are? Navy Seals?
red pill me on x
สวัสดีจากถ้ำ / pol /!!
F
I wish I could unsee this.
how do we save the future ladyboys Jow Forums?
Kids killed the coach out of revenge for getting them trapped.
2 kids make it back, one a vegetable for life due to oxygen deprivation
>Goldberg
something's fishy here
You went to cave college too I see
>Navy Seals?
seriously
WATCH IT, BRO
nth for no deaths
so these are the voices of the thai females, now I understand why they prefer boys.
is there a man in that tube?
tl;dr of past 24 hours:
Old governor asked for Musk's help. New governor just took over this Friday and is rushing to rescue kids so he can take credit. Will likely result in multiple deaths
will they at least take som drills/pickaxes or whatever the fuck do widen some gaps? all i hear is muh turbodrills takes 5 years to install like niggah wtf just put some small explosives in man made holes
> being the "rescue diver"
> 6 hour highly dangerous trek into cave
> knowing when you get to the end
> you'll be seeing 13 dead kids
There's a man's tube in you, homo.
source
are you a navy seal?
michael safi
@safimichael
This tiny slit the only entrance into the cave this morning amid speculation an evacuation could be underway @MsKateLyons
Apparently they guys survived these past days on free pizza. They got it for free since delivery guy took 40 minutes to arrive.
we need a creepy pasta
>are you a navy seal?
I killed Bin Laden, you homo
THE SIGN SAYS EXPLOSIVES
THEY ARE BLASTING THE NARROW PARTS
Thanks for the movie night user, you guys are super chill.
with over 300 confirmed kills
Sorry to tell you but a rescue cave diver already died
>send one guy down with the saw that can cut through rock
>have the saw attached to rope, have other end of rope secured at base camp
>send another guy down with a pump
>have third guy at base camp
>cut through rock at narrowest points
>feed the excess rock into the pump
>third guy starts reeling in the pump and the saw
>cave now wider for Elon’s mini submarine to fit through
Following criticism from the last thread, the pump might now be able to suck up large portions of rock. Here’s my solution:
>if the saw is used to cut off large portions of rock, use small explosives to make it smaller such that the pump is able to suck it up
>the water is already muddy and murky and pumps are already installed and operating so that means they are capable of sucking up small amounts of rock/sand/mud
>could also grind the rock down into fine sand, but depending on how much passageway you need to work through, this could take too long
i wanna go to thailand for sex tourism
its for the oxy tanks you dumb cunt
me help the kids
me gonna need two times two hands long sticks
Thai king is paying them a fortune, right?
>im telling you dude gimme 10 minutes and i could totally get those kids out
Based on current rescue success rate (0%):
Extrapolated mortality of children and divers is 100%.
Imagine being stuck in a cave waiting to be rescued. Rescuers blow up cave to widen path. Side effect is a cave collapse. Rescuers apologize for sealing your new tomb.
*not be able to
Their first mistake was using seals when dolphins are clearly the better choice.
With tube they can just crawl through there is room in the gap for this where the rock pitches down for them to crawl out other side, it seems faster than drills, less risky than explosives, but the clock is ticking, the storm is coming.
I have a lobster that is specially trained for these types of rescues. His fee is 75,000 a day (US) and you may not look him in the eyes at any time or question his accent. If interested let me know and we can discuss payment and travel arrangements.
I want to believe
lmao vaseline lotion that whitens
asians are next level
frogs are better
Of course at least most of them are dead, why else they would tell everyone to fuck off?
That would be smart though risky.
jesus christ
dude theres 4 divers in the cave with them
oh shit it's fucking happening
take that, cave
This seems technical is this elon musk?
Why send submarine when there are people?
Hardly
Though, depending on your tastes...
THIS IS IT LADS
royal family is doing shit
like wasting 40k dollahs on a toilet
Ignorant here
Why not just pump out the water before monsoon hits? Would make the cave navigable
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
>Ben Reymenants told Sky News: “This is one of the more extreme cave dives that I have done. It is very far, and very complex. When it starts raining the flow is so hard you can barely swim against it and the visibility reduces to zero.”
>hearing reports that @BenReymenants along with one reporter have been banned from the rescue camp for putting out false information.
hmmmmmmm
You crackers are only concerned about this because deep down you remember what it's like living in caves like your ancestors did for thousands of years
He would get in the boys holes of the young thai boys then he would explode from inside their cave as they reach the surface.
fucking newfies i swear to god
Octopi were made for this. If they have a choice of what hybrid to make the kids, that’s the one.
>I want to believe
i havent been following this but why cant they just bring one by one through the same way those first guys found them?
they were 2 adults right? at least seemed like it in the video, cant a kid fit in that way?
Last two digits are how many dead
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[spoiler]People who die in the cave are trapped there forever, reliving their death in a groundhog day loop.[/spoiler]
i mean fuck me....can you imagine anything worse ?
goldberg
I'm not concerned. This is my bread and circus.
The coach and 4 boys
hi hole hoes
what's up?
Where the fuck was that idiot going?
It was good times bud.
>First attempt catastrophically fails in the tight spot
>Now the whole cave is blocked with their bodies
Not a newfie but have dated a few!
>dude theres 4 divers in the cave with them
damn
>> knowing when you get to the end
>> you'll be seeing 13 dead kids and 5 dead adults
you only call us crackers because of the genetic PTSD you still have from the whips cracking on your back, nigger
I dropped something into a pot that's on a stove, can he go get it for me?
takes 5 hours just to reach them nothing is happening for a while
They get them all some will be revived on scene.
Hey ignorant
The rock above the cave is very porous, so when it rains the water gets in through the small cracks. They are pumping out a lot of water, but if it rains the water gets in anyway.
The children are malnourished, suffering from muscle atrophy, and most of them cant swim. They're dead if they go in the water and pose as a potential hazard for the divers.
What kind of contractors are cave divers?
My local Polack would charge me 40k for a new toilet ez if he could