CPD Saturday Night Heat Edition

>burglary in progress
>Male black kicked in back gate

CHECK YO KEYS
BRANDON PLEASE

>shots fired
>Stabbing victim

>Shooting Fireworks
>Several squads and a SGT to respond
Clearly to join in this party

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>car abandoned in the middle of the road
>Guy slumped over in car

>Ex wife out partying
>Leave kids with 10yr old in the past

>youths on roofs

YO YO Robert

>caller's husband is passed out
>not breathing

F

Which one of you did this:

youtube.com/watch?v=iNY5Psz-XXE

>children unattended 1429 north wicker park

Shockingly nice place

>stealing National Guard equipment

Did I hear that right?

>You heard it right

around male black, watch your back

story.snapchat.com/s/m:W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAY7lDaShcMih9JAWR1zd8-AWR1zd0NAHanAA/

I was on Jow Forums for years without becoming a racist, then I started hanging out in /CPD/ threads.

Imagine what it must be like to be a nigger. Can you even imagine it?

Whoever did it, it ain't fucking funny. Cops are the good guys, niggers are the bad guys, stop making things hard for the good guys.

>caller's husband threatened to set her on fire

>bonafide DOA
>appears to be natural causes

That doesn't tell us much, Robert. Gunshot wounds qualify as natural in this city.

>5 shots fired

drugs n guns

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>protest

That sounds like it has potential.

Good morning, Roberts

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>Which one of you did this:

The other hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

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>they're having a large gathering

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It was a typically vague Pfleger protest against "gun violence." The guy is an attention whore who desperately wants to be relevant.

Nah, most cops in Chicago are just lazy union guys waiting until they have enough time on the job to bid their way into 016, 017, or 022.

>4 to 5 females in the alley

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>it ain't fucking funny
That's where you're wrong, newfriend.

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>possibly related to that kidnapping/domestic/person with a gun

good morning roberts

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>saukvalley.com/2018/07/06/hitler-speech-transmitted-over-chicago-police-radios/aal0fmz/
I saw this today and thought about this general, my first time lurking in here. Do you guys listen to the CPD dispatch stream and wait for happenings? Because it isn't working for me.

Any other locals lurking?

Is this you, my reddit friend?

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>masturbating in the street

>hairless male black down in the street
>in some kind of fluid

Quiet night on /CPD/, only 13 Roberts on duty tonight.

>caller is waiting at the drivethru
>she received poor customer service

Caller needs to be maced for this shit.

>woman in the trunk

>OH YEAH
Fuck the nazi spammer, Koolaid man is here.

Gary Indiana. 45 min drive is shorter than trying to navigate Chicago

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Yes, sir.

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>smoking and drinking and riding elevators

>70 people in the street
shiieeet

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>heard fighting in the apartment followed by a gunshot

>tried to attack the victim with a belt in the currency exchange

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Anyone got any bingo sheets? I need to print some more.

I still can’t stop laughing at the time hoodlums where shooting rockets at each other. I use to do that with friends.

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But guns are already outlawed in Chicago...

mfbc.us/m/ct2jfw
don't have any lying around but found this in archive

>MALE WHITE domestic dispute
rare

Joliet, what up.

>shot in the right groin area

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Well that’s what the dispatcher interpreted the call as meaning. Business dispute is what should’ve been said over the radio, which is honestly likely what it was. Even if it’s something stupid, it’s the type of thing that could turn ugly if one of the people is a problem.

checked and sensible even if inconvenient

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>beaner stealing soap

i couldn't figure out if i heard that right

>car chase
>male beaner and multiple females in a white Charger
>weapon in car

Damn, I did good.

>huge fight going on [unintelligible] block of Damen

/cpd/ is cyberpunk

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>male black, no shirt, black pants, known as Toto, has their belongings and is refusing to return them

>Listeners: 2126
Why is the thread dead?