How to spot boomers?

I've noted some similarities between boomers of any age:
>uses the word "entitled" as a slur, general slave-morality
>STILL wants more wars in Middle East, thinks we would have won Iraq if Obama had just left troops there forever
>thinks we could have won Vietnam/Korea the same way
>thinks economy is doing great because Dow Jones average is going up
>gets any news from tv
>has ever bought a new car without wrecking the first one or it breaking down
>has ever driven drunk
>thinks even occasional moderate weed use requires an intervention or police action
>thinks Israel is America's greatest ally
>hates racists and nazis yet would never dream of voting for a Democrat
>is more than 50 pounds overweight and doesn't even try to do anything about it
>drinks soda in the morning and/or drinks more than one cup of coffee a day
>uses an electric razor
>has or plans to circumcise his sons
>hates unions
>supports "free trade" and "free market"
>wears hats ever
>tries to repair his own car and spends more than a repair shop would cost
What are some more signs of boomers?

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>thinks Europe is our greatest ally and we should never dare hurt them by reciprocal trade or expecting them to pay for their own defense

Any gentile who supports Israel is a boomer

>tries to repair his own car and spends more than a repair shop would cost

What boomer tries to do anything himself, let alone auto repair? They take their cars and trucks to the shop to change the oil. They're a useless, servile generation

Well my dad’s a boomer and loves working on his cars. I actually think what you’re describing relates more to millennials. I don’t know many, if any, people my age who work on their cars.

>What are some more signs of boomers?

Born between 1945 and 1965.

*CRACK*
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiipp*
AH, THAT'S THE TICKET.
*BELCH*
I tell you son, back in my day faggots like you would be forced to be men in 'Nam. That's why your generation is so lazy, you never worked a day in your life.

>”I’M SO SICK OF THESE DAMN DENTITY POLITICS!!!!”

>has ever bought a new car without wrecking the first one or it breaking down
Why must you drive your car until it's fucked?
What's wrong with selling it after 5-7 years and buying something new?

THEY BECOME RETARDS AND TRY HARD TO BE LIKE THE POL GUY AND FORGOT THAT THIS BOARD IS A SHITHOLE AND A FUCKING MISTAKE FROM THE BEGINNING

Says “skin color” instead of race

Kek predicted the boomer meme

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Support shit like this: maoistrebelnews.com/2018/05/04/iran-ordered-to-pay-6b-in-compensation-to-9-11-victims/

BOOMERS TEND TO BE CONTROL FREAKS, THEY HAVE THAT TACTIC OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE HIDDEN FASCISM WERE THEY PROJECT THEY'RE MIND AS BEING OF HIGH MORAL

AS SOME HUMANS ARE SONS OF GOD AND OTHERS ARE SONS OF THE DEVIL

WELL I DON'T CARE CAUSE I AM NOT A HUMAN

they are leftists like you

>judges anyone by the car they drive
>washes their car once a week

They also are like millennials except more annoying.

To their credit, boomers are pretty savvy with home and auto maintenance, but their efforts are badly displaced. As OP said:
>buys new vehicle without old breaking down or wrecking
Anyone have the “Virgin Lawn v Chad Garden” meme? Great case study. Boomers are hard-working, but why work hard on a fucking patch of grass? It naively assumes perennial urban security while ignoring real threats such as economic collapse and natural disasters. They never put effort into self-security. In the 80s, they basically got too comfy

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>that boomer trying to troll actual evolved people into telling them the boomer telltales

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>you never worked a day in your life.
for a large portion of people in their 20s this is true

>work hard play hard
>only care about money
>empty boring personality
>selfish
>doesn't care about environment

>displaced
Misplaced. Sry. Phone-fagging

>has ever bought a new car without wrecking the first one or it breaking down
wtf are you just a retard or just exaggerating

where the fuck is Left 4 Dead 3

Just fuck off and die commie. Your attitude of gibs and oppression from the ebil boomers is exactly the same as nigger teir leftist victim hood. The weak are not celebrated here. Back you go leddit scum

God bless Straya

Y'all were raised right

Die you bleeding heart little faggot

>tries to repair his own car and spends more than a repair shop would cost

Fuck me, I did this earlier today.

I hate what Jow Forums has become. No strength, perseverance, self belief, optimism. Just excuses, bitching, blame game, negativity

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BOOMERS AND MILLENNIALS ANYMORE! YOU FUCKING PUTINBOTS SHIT UP Jow Forums CONSTANTLY! GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SHITHOLE!

Finally, a lot of you Zoomer brainlettes have an annoyingly hard time distinguishing "baby boomers" (a generational demarcation with measurable dates) from anyone older than Insta-fags of your degenerate ilk. I truly like your generation, but you retarded little nigger need to show some fucking respect

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Fucking this

Likewise, m8. I appreciate the hell outta the solid values and steadfast rationalism i see out of our Aussie brothers on this board. Cheers.

Actual boomers are the biggest mistake humanity has ever made

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When the fuck did hats become evil boomer signals? People just don't want the sun off their eyes

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