THAILAND CAVE GENERAL /TCG/

MUSK'T edition

based Elon is on his way, gaybois. hang in there

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=i8Bw7MmTdy8

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>Basic Gestalt

youtube.com/watch?v=T7Gv7e4THPo

youtube.com/watch?v=CIRC68Cv6eM

khaosodenglish.com/

nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/divers-work-tirelessly-to-rescue-soccer-team-trapped-in-thailand-cave-1271831619683

usatoday.com/story/news/2018/07/06/cave-rescues-q-how-thai-situation-happened/764227002/

>Headcam footage
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=aiXrOUNrxKQ

>Former SEAL (Thai) dies during rescue efforts
washingtonpost.com/world/thai-navy-seal-dies-while-working-on-rescue-effort-of-soccer-team-in-cave/2018/07/05/df915840-8090-11e8-a63f-7b5d2aba7ac5_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.128084357e2d

>Elon update with timeline
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1015666557458964480

>Unreported News:
There is a guide rope set up leading to the people trapped in the cave, possibly could attack a pulley later?
This is unreported in articles, press conference on Channel 8 Live Thai.

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Professional diver here, those kids are screwed.

Professional diver here, those kids are screwed

why don't they just attach a rope to a dolphin?

Professional diver here. Those kids are screwed.

Professional diver here, those kids are fine.

professional here.

upyo

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should've let them die

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ELON MUSK NEWS
THEY'RE GOING TO DRUG THE KIDS WITH VALIUM

1/2

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Musking edition!

Why don't they just set up a big fan and just blow them out the other side?
That's how I deal with ants that get stuck in places I can't get

crayon eater here, those kids are gonna make it

2/2

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most humane action would be to gas them or give them fentayl to OD on


better than drowning in mud water after a 5 hour zero visibility cant swim no training dive attempt

Professional thai navy seal here, don't worry I got this.

Professional screwer here, those kids are divers.

are they going to come out naked from the cave? it's the only reason i'm keeping up with this shit.


soccer boyos have the best thighs

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what if they just jumped a bunch of fish into the flooded cave system

would that help somehow?

THeir alive to do that would be negative.

What exactly is stopping the kids from getting some diving gear and following a rope and some pro divers out?

Can't wrap my head around it

Waiting for Shadman's take on this.

>lil kiddo fuckin dies

Professional kid here, those screws are divers.

CHUNG WAAA BUNG BOK WAAA OXYGEN WAAA BING BAK BONG RESCUE WAAA

Musk.... I said it a few days ago, I will say it again...

> Musk announces fantastic plan to free the children in a quick and environmentally friendly way
> Everyone believes him and goes home.
> It never gets built, and the children die
> Musk blames the press for being out to get him.

crayon eater here, semper fi brother

First for the beauty of the Thai language
youtube.com/watch?v=ncPvX4PFaU4

>What exactly is stopping the kids from getting some diving gear and following a rope and some pro divers out?

Cave diving requires a ton of skill that those kids don't have.

Amateur diver here, those kids are screwed.

They're doing that now.
Diving is really dangerous though. If you start panicking under water you can use up all your air very fast, not mention just plain drowning

>you turn them one way they sink, the other way they float
see i told you this nigger has 4 dimensional aliens helping him out.

molock must feed

Kek

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Look, I deal with you phoneys all day long.
I'm here to tell ya that there are no THAI SEAL teams. Never have been. They don't even have BUDS classes or a LAR V Draeger

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Drilling team negotiating with local authorities

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>t. spetsnaz

Lol retards they already got 4 kids out. Thai fag from the other thread confirmed
Elon, cave and amerimutts = btfo by a bunch of ladyboys, rope and some rocks

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>Unconscious
>Cave diving
>No space to assist an unconscious person
That is a recipe for disaster. Musk needs to back off

>navy seal here

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Amateur professional here, screw those kid divers.

>better than drowning in mud water after a 5 hour zero visibility cant swim no training dive attempt
Many sections are not submerged, so it isn't a continuous 5 hour dive.

>caring about a drama whore meme artist.

kek

OK, Jow Forums has the move rights now

Plot: Thai kids emerge, everyone celebrates, but the real kids are still underground and the ones that emerge are demon replacements, sent to unleash hell on Earth.

Directed by Disney director Victor Salva and produced by Harvey Weinstein.
Starring Matt Damon as the coach and all 12 kids.
Idris Elba and Lucy Liu as the 2 british divers.
And Tom Hanks as Elon Musk" "We gotta save those kids!"

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Humboldt county was a pleasant town, shame about the hippies and the meth

Muff diver here, those kids are screwed.

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*area

the cave will be anthropomorphized and the soccer team will be licking and sucking its asshole

AMLO WILL SEND MEXICAN DRUG LORDS TO DIG A TUNNEL TO GET THESE KIDS OUT

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I just want to know how the fuck do they communicate with them ?
They've been here since a week or so, all their electronics have run out of power by now

Professional driver here, driving the kids to school for fucking

I'm getting reports here that some of the children are beginning to show "baffling adaptations" to their time spent in the dark.
The recon divers say some of the children's eyes have enlarged while others seem to have gone totally blind and are making clicking noises.

video / images of the Elon pods: f book.com/terri.v.little/posts/10155556175268045

The glukkon?

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F

should be fun then, let's see how many they lose

>already got 4 kids out
"OH REALLY"?!

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I already bet money with my friends that the kids gonna die.

Listening to retarded Musk plans is the same as using psychics to find missing people

ouiji board

bros do I sleep?

They have fiber optic cable which was brought in to give internet to soccer team. Many life saving things are happen to keep them alive.

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Yes, cave = cucked. Can't even drown a bunch of starving Thai children

Professional amateur here, the screwed are kids

Yes but only if they also released sharks

They've evacuated all the press and public away from the entrance of the cave.
They've already lost one or strongly believe that at least one will be dead on emerging from the cave

Yea, there won't be any more significant news until tomorrow morning.

through God

At least they can look at porn one last time

YEs user get sleep we will know around when you wake up what is happen since it will take maybe 5-10 more hours to know all.

Wise Beard Man is wise. Wise Beard Man is Beard.

It's gonna take at least 8 hours, so yes

Come sleep with me we can spoon

Professional screw here, those kids are amateurs.

10 hours to go

officials claim kids might get helicopter ride if they survive
(sauce livestream)

Professional dolphin here, eeee eee eee eeee

So what did they say in the press conference?

hahaha

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pods

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That rescue operations are underway.

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Professional frogman here. Those kids are tadpoles.

Theyre gonna rape them in the chopper

Why they don't just drink all the water and get out?

some professional divers said the kids are screwed

I smell a marathon

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Screw the divers, those kids are professionals.

Situation update

The rescue operation is underway. The divers are bringing out 4 boys, selected from most physically-able out of the bunch as the "first batch". They are en-route. Remember that the pathway is 5 hours underwater until they reach the closest checkpoint.

Good news also seems to come with bad news. It fucking started raining, heavily at that.

I fucking swear if someone here is memeing rain into existence just so you can shitpost about dying boys I'll be mad as fuck

Just to prove I'm native Thai [spoiler]พวกมึงอมควยทุกคนแหละ โด่[/spoiler]

xD

This goddamn creepy captcha interrupting my armageddon posting

bok cha WAAAAH yah poo baa WAH WAH WAH yeah nan chee DOH

Professional Journalists here
Trump imprisons children in caves.

just give them 1 3d printer

>problem solved

Can’t u just rip the images for us?

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