Those Thai kids are going to die, aren't they

Okay user
What's really going on down there?

There's an 11 year old there. No fucking way he could dive through those passages. Poor kid, what a way to die.

Hopefully, user, hopefully.

Dying from suffocation is a bitch, but atleast they won't die alone.

Yep, I think they're doomed. The coach might make it, he's got fully developed musculature. But the kids are too young and weak, and most of them can't swim. A former Thai spec ops guy just died while bringing in oxygen tanks, there's no way the team makes it out.

One person needs to survive if they make a movie, wouldn't you think?

ayy lmaos obviously

wew

As of right now, it seems like they're going to go through with the "escort them out with divers" plan. Some -may- survive, but without a doubt there's going to be some deaths, including likely some divers since I'm sure the kids will sperg out at some point and cause issues for everybody involved. It could be especially bad if they decide to get every kid out at once rather than escorting them one at a time.

nh its ll good.
elob mub is gonn bring themn ll child submerines from his lst pizz prty

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Allah wills it

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What is dead may never die

The evacuation has begun btw.
We'll see. I think they'll get em out fine and it will be boring.
The dark side of me wants to see dead kid after dead kid dragged from the cave so the media completely shits itself and has to reexamine its ethics.
And to witness the unbelievable sadness of so many virtue signalers.
I think great tragedies are good for society. They make the weak a bit less weak and the petty a bit less petty.

no, unfortunately they are all going to live. Unless it really starts to rain.

Pretty sure they have to go one at a time. Some of the spots they have to swim through are only a few feet wide/tall. I saw a diagram of the method they want to use, there will one diver in front leading the kid, and another behind, carrying the oxygen tank. The article said it would take several hours to get each kid out one at a time.

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Most need to survive to make a movie, otherwise it'll be considered "too tragic" and the most they'll get is a spot on the news and maybe an eventual documentary

They will die of hypercapnia (High co2 levels) before oxygen deprivation. They will go to sleep, seize (among other things), and then die.

They're all getting out, making the SEAL death awkward.

“Son, you don’t wanna die to a virgin, do you?”

I bet you wouldn't say that if your kid was there you fucking asshole

Think of all the times this happened prior to this, prior to tue advent of cellphones.

inshallah

Wonder how and who gets to pick who goes when?
That must be a fun job.

sorry at work and deliver pizzas so this is all I have to draw this out.

Why not drug them, put them in body bags chained together with an 02 hose running through all of them and drag them out.

Prevents them from panicking and stuff, sure it's a lot more work but it seems like the only option.

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You have it backwards, if they don't make it out then it will be awkward. If they do that dead Navy Seal will go down as a hero who supplied oxygen all around the cave for their recovery.

A fucking leaf

this

I never dived but I imagine it must be about as exhausting as swimming. And it's like a mile-long way underwater.

spoopy

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I don't get it, why would muzzies care?
It's not like its baby goats trapped down there

Why does everyone keep saying they're going to panic? All they have to do is float along with the divers. It's not a big deal especially considering they can fit through the cave much easier than the full grown men.

imagine how much shit the coach is gonna be in if he gets out alive

hopefully

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He's going last I guarantee it. And if something goes wrong enough that kids die he probably won't be coming out.

that coach, if he has any sense, will die in that cave with the kids. his life is over.

>kids
>in distress
>that don't know how to swim
>diving
>CAVE diving
>doing something experienced swimmers and divers are spooked about doing
>in a space they have barely enough room to move in

Seriousl, ask any dive instructor and they will tell you people panic when they snag on things which can kill you while diving.

It’s a rape cave, duhhhh.

guys serious question.
if a hydrogen generator starts disassociating water molecules via electrolysis would that make the oxygen levels rise inside the cave?

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No, see tough guy didn't make it, but if Thai boys do, it'll be awkward for the manly man SEAL. Liberals may even believe that being weaker is being stronger.

will they send in some hookers?

You make good points, user. This is a crystal clear learning experience situation. Let's not pretend there's a shortage of thai kids or that any of these people were going to write the next great novel.

>10 days starving
>Rescuer arrives
>Brings sustenance and monitors to make sure the really bad ones don't eat themselves to death
>Last a few more days
>Underground
>Unable to get in touch with family
>Asphyxiate
Where are they poopin'?

he's a pedo asset
he will be protected

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I payered for them and good weather so i pray again just to make sure.

it's a group of 11 year old boys - they all know the pecking order

Elon Musk is on the way with kid sized submarines

Yes, but the H2 and O2 mixture will be explosive. It's really not an option. Better to bring in rebreathers.

I literally do not care at all

F. It's not good.

When on their own not literally attached at the hip to 2 navy divers.
The beginner effect is what causes panic, being on your own and freaking out because something went wrong and it's up to you to fix it.
With 2 dads there to help them they know all they have to do is follow them. And if panic does set in there are 2 dads there to help.
Biggest issue I forsee is communication. Hopefully they don't need to relay instructions.

if he gets out before any of the kids, someone will be ripped apart with bare hands

QUICK! you can save those kids.
BUT FIRST you must stare at this image for 30 seconds

This
If they go through with this plan it's essentially mercy killing the kids and traumatizing some divers in the bargain.
Would have been better to have just not found them in the first place. This operation looks expensive, dangerous and time consuming.

Last two for their percentage chance of survival.

yea, let’s fill the cave up with oxygen and rocket fuel so we can get this fucking thing over with already

kek. honesty is good, user. rolling for spectacular rescue operation failure

Bu... But I was told that Elon would save them all with submarines?! Have faith user, the kids won't die, Musk will save them.

Thailand has been a hotbed for child sex tourism for years. Americans go there to fuck kids. Those kids were more than likely abducted and found in there and that's why they're being "rescued".

How/why the hell did they get in there?

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I've done it before and you become so calm and clear headed it's all good.

>Huh? So this is how I die? Interesting. Wow, that light seems nice.

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Cringe.

Theres no shortage of American males, now die XD

Jesus Christ, user. Identical digits and the Thai kids all make it out alive, as does the coach but he slips on a rock walking out the cave and cracks his head open.

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play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Butt sects.

Kek already confirmed they must be sacrificed.

>14
>12 kids + 1 coach + 1 navy seal

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How many times are you blind fucks going to ask this question?

It was dry when they went in, then it rained
How the hell they didn't know it was going to rain, I have no idea

I have a better one

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there must be a way to filter the hydrogen

Hope they don't find any shoggoths
>kids have already been culturally eldriched

Guess it's impossible to dig them out then

It would be an absolute miracle if they pull this off without at LEAST one death. Also it's gonna take like a whole day to do it even if it all goes smooth.

>But one million babies being butchered every year because whores don't want to be inconvenience with a child doesn't bother me at all.

Hopefully more rescuers don't die because of their stupidity. I hate when stupid people do stupid things and waste the lives of first responders and taxpayer money and resources.

>no food for ten days
What are they pooping?

>Dying from suffocation is a bitch, but atleast they won't die alone.
Not so bad. You cough a while, then you get sleepy.

he'll be lynched as soon as he emerges

See
>6 hour swim/trek out of the cave
>12 kids + 1 coach
>must go 1 at a time to be safe
It's gonna take days.

coach

How did these little gook fucks get stranded there in the first place? Did they go in and it flooded behind them?

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They probably already escaped into a trafficking ring by now

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That... actually kind of worries me
I mean, how did they not know it was going to rain when they hiked in?
The sudden rain trapping them in there, when their weather stations should have been able to warn them the rain was coming, seems a bit too convenient
And Thailand has always been a place people go to for sex

.>It would be an absolute miracle if they pull this off without at LEAST one death
One of the divers already died. It's fucked already.

Either drowning or hypoxia will get them. Drowning's not so bad, I was revived once. It sucks at first but then it's peaceful. I imagine hypoxia is just passing out.