Have you ever genuinely laughed at anything a female has said? I can’t think of a time where I have. They have no comedic timing, they’re self deprecating in all the wrong ways (“UH, I LIKE PIZZA HEHE NOT THE GYM JUST PIZZA HEHE”), their sarcasm is never witty, just basic and unfunny. Female stand up comedians are heinously unfunny, I can barely stand hearing them say a few sentences it’s so unfunny.
What the fuck is wrong with their brains? Why can’t they be funny? It’s actually kind of sad when you think about it, a whole dimension of communication locked away from them.
I don’t think that’s the full story though, because even young guys or stupid, low IQ guys can say funny things or be funny in other ways. It just doesn’t happen with women.
maria bamford is pretty good other than that.................no
Eli Barnes
I guess the mental age thing has more to do with attitude and problem solving.
Perhaps estrogen has something to do with it...or some other chemical that's produced by the vagina.
John Diaz
THAT'S IT. WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY DISTRACTED BY THE SMELL OF THEIR VAGINAS.
THEY CANNOT FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO CREATE A JOKE. THEY CANNOT SIMPLY "COME UP" WITH A JOKE BECAUSE THE VAGINA GETS IN THE WAY.
Guys, the vagina isn't a joke.
James Jenkins
Women throughout human history women have never needed to be clever storytellers to get what they wanted, there looks did that for them.
The same cannot for men as many do have looks so to counter this men use there personality and talent of storytelling to get what they desire.
Chase Fisher
>Have you ever genuinely laughed at anything a female has said? Yes. I knew a girl who loved to tell moderately dirty jokes. She was terrible at it. She'd unknowingly mess up the premise by missing out something important, and by the end of the joke she'd be laughing so much in anticipation that she couldn't deliver the punchline. Ridiculous, tears down her face laughter. It was infectious, and there was some "what the hell is wrong with you" effect that made it funnier.
Anthony Evans
Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts every time some poor faggot makes one of these incel or feminist rants. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I’ve made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about kitchens or purple hair bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo. One could say the force is female after all huh?
Sure, you’ll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it’s just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can’t really complain because I have the high ground.
After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, and build us space cruisers and lightsabers and Jedi robes, write scripts that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass named Kylo.
Got a kid with a girl? Don’t fool yourself, it’s HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she’ll take it, dump it on Tatooine and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. One might call it the Force. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you’ll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you’ll always be a forever alone faggot with a lower midichlorian count than me.
Levi Collins
this. you want some dick? breathe. you want some vag? stand on your head and grow a six pack overnight
Lincoln Anderson
pasta
Andrew Bennett
Tina Fey was funny on SNL back in the day before losing her shit.
Chase Morgan
idk i think everyone has there own opinion. I dont like watching tv so idk
Jonathan Adams
sup roast
Kevin Jenkins
pasta, tldr
Henry Phillips
You have no idea how easy it is to get pussy, even back in the fucking 50's that's were everywhere
i don't want meaningless sex faggot. i want a good woman who hasn't fucked the whole neighborhood
Parker Morales
Typical Female joke
"walking through the park. APPLE ON THE GROUND HAWHAWHAW!!"
Ryan Rogers
Because women don't have to be smart to get what they want in life. Their vag gives them everything
Cooper Harris
You said "want some vag" so I assumed we were talking precisely about hoes lol
Jason Garcia
because women are not meant to be clowns at a biological level. men act like clowns in the interest of reproduction when they have failed at every other male trait that normally secures reproduction. desperate men can be very funny. desperate men who begin to succeed can be smart and funny.
women will never succeed to comedy because it is too fine a line to walk. men don't want to laugh at females, they want to revere them. females don't want to laugh at females, they want a male clown they can look down on, or, admire.
See, this made me laugh. This is funny. For every "dude my vagina lmao" female comedian out there, they don't say anything retarded like this that makes me laugh.
Matthew Cox
Some time ago I got stoned and watched Amy Schumer. Couldn't laugh. Sad.
Brody Sanchez
Women aren't funny cause they don't need to be. Guys kinda have to be to get laid, so the skill naturally develops.
Dylan Sanders
Mananon here. Kys roastie scum.
Owen Adams
I think women can be funny when they embrace their feminine traits and base their humor off of that. The problem with 99% of women trying to be funny is they attempt to recreate masculine humor which is too outside their realm to be done effectively.
Camden Brown
Developing a keen sense of humor is a sexual strategy for men, particularly ones who are lacking in the looks department. Most great male comedians are ugly as sin. That’s not an accident.
Women don’t need to be funny to get laid. They just need to be halfway presentable.
James Thomas
tl;dr, but I can tell you care about pol. now go suck some more paki cock you filthy little Anglo whore.
Michael Brooks
Girls can be funny when they do cute things, but they are incapable of being purposely funny.
Isaiah Ross
That was intensely autistic. Was it trying to prove women can be funny?
Landon Jones
Back before SNL became the daily show live I laughed at Ceciley Strong and that dyke one. But not sure how much of that was writing that came from men.
Feelsbadman because I'm extremely attracted to humor. And I've only ever met 1 woman IRL who made me laugh...
Brayden Bell
> bunch of crackers being pussies at the bar is a good thing
Ian Cooper
>A bunch of obese 70 IQ niggers handling firearms is better
Found the coal burner
Juan Sanchez
Thick pasta leads to thick shits
Eli Murphy
Probally the same reason women aren't as charismatic.
Elijah Price
My vagina...smells like a small barnyard animal--Amy Schumer.
Luke Bennett
Thanks that was an interesting read.
Mason Cook
That bitch is a carpet bagging Canadian I think she recently got citizenship (even though she hates America) because Canada is so far away and all...
Elijah Young
They're dumb dumbs.
Nicholas Morales
likewise women don't want meaningless sex from low quality males which is most of them. So no, getting the dick women want is not as easy as you make it out to be.
Liam Russell
Her and Tig Notaro might be the only two female stand-ups that I ever found funny.
Dylan Jones
The funny bone is in the penis
Gavin Harris
bill burr makes a great point about this.
Samuel Richardson
Its cause the majority of female comedians are liberals and they are cringy
Parker Rivera
complete the sentence: most female comedians get there through nepotism and are therefore _____.
Logan Lee
Nice pasta "femanon"
Wyatt Sanchez
gay
Liam Price
The thing is we don't want to ride the village bicycle. Modern women unironically think promiscuity is a turn on
Ryder Phillips
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Thats why this flag pasta whore
Aaron Jenkins
close but not what I was going for. pic related is a hint to help you.
stop rubbing your hands and your cynical laughter I can hear you from here
Tyler Davis
>Modern women unironically think promiscuity is a turn on to a certain extent and to certain men it is. Men who cheat don't do so with virgins. the mistress is always more whorey than the wife.
Gabriel Reed
Well done...Well done user, however, it is insecure retarded men that cheat with whorey women. They assume that because everyone wants to fuck her, she is some grand prize.1 They don't know every one wants to fuck her because she willingly spreads her legs to any Hans, Chang, Achmed and Tyrone that comes along. Other women observe this and they imitate the same behaviour to get mates. This causes a fallacy. Given the chance to cheat, I would take a shy cute loli and fuck her while being a father figure at the same time. Would feel gud mang
One time I was at a bar in a group of four women, as the only guy. Turned out they were nurses. I told them I should watch myself, because you never know about the nurses who's serial killer. They all spilled their fucking ciders from their mouths in laughter. I was really puzzled by their reaction. Are they all serial killers? I managed to have sex with two of them (on separate occasions).
Asher Smith
my gf is actually funny but she is a rare item anyway
Noah Reed
Women are attracted to killers. google "just be violent theory"
Parker Bailey
path of least resistance. learn it. Know it. Most men are lazy. they're gonna fuck whoever is attractive, in proximity and willing. also despite what this echochamber believes, most men are not looking for wives, but to get sex.
There's definitely some funny girls, I've met a few. Women who aren't feminist or mean-spirited can actually be funny in real life. Just not female stand-up comedians. They always come across as try-hard and way too masculine, plus they are all promoted by the (((media))) to push a feminist agenda.
50% of the jokes about how evil/dumb are the men, the other 50% about her vegana ....
Anthony Hughes
>just be violent theory" tryed this but got lots of links for just war theory
Caleb Ramirez
I knew one woman who was one of the funniest ppl I have ever met. She was also fat as fuck. Most women don’t have to learn how to be funny because humor is an adaptive trait. If ppl always seem to care about what you’re saying, you won’t push further.
Jonathan James
Q predicted this slide thread. Can we talk about deep state murdering Jom Jordan’s nephew??
Owen Thompson
>When some reddit boomer enters the thread
Justin Brooks
They lack the divine spark of divinity. In other words: soul.
Chonda Pierce has made me laugh, but she reminds me of some of my family, so that might be the reason. youtube.com/watch?v=wjcfdnqSvT0
Henry Jackson
You neets have kekked at my jokes on here many times. I didn't have the heart to tell you.
Charles Carter
l always thought French and Saunders were funny but they play caricatures of awful women. I'm a girl, I assume guys don't like it but these are the only funny women I can think of.
