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>‘Free movement is going to END’ May vows as she braces for Brexit backlash over EU fudge
express.co.uk/news/politics/985520/brexit-news-theresa-may-eu-free-movement-end-chequers-soft-brexit-latest

>Best horse racing tips for Sunday: Sunracing’s top picks for today’s racing at Ayr and Market Rasen
thesun.co.uk/sport/horseracing/6720111/best-horse-racing-tips-for-sunday-sunracings-top-picks-for-todays-racing-at-ayr-and-market-rasen/

>England fans trample London ambulance as celebrations turn wild
metro.co.uk/2018/07/07/england-fans-trample-london-ambulance-celebrations-turn-wild-7691618/

> Swedish PM Stefan Löfven looks downbeat after being knocked out of the World Cup
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5929367/Swedish-PM-Stefan-L-fven-looks-downbeat-knocked-World-Cup.html

>England beat Sweden to reach semi-finals
channel4.com/news/england-beat-sweden-to-reach-semi-finals

>Artemis Income Fund: Sticking to stocks …
newstatesman.com/2018/07/artemis-income-fund-sticking-stocks

>Trump UK visit: President faces frosty reception when he arrives in UK, poll suggests
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/trump-uk-visit-protests-negative-reception-bmg-theresa-may-queen-a8436856.html

>Brexit: Theresa May's EU plan faces backlash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44755049

>Nicola Sturgeon: May's Brexit plan 'hopefully a step forward'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-44750798

>Arriva Trains Wales blames weather for 30% complaints rise
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-44744328

>William Dunlop killed in crash at Skerries 100 road races
bbc.co.uk/sport/northern-ireland/44754057

>World Cup 2018: England fans delight at reaching semi-finals
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44750593

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>Brexit: Theresa May's EU plan faces backlash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44755049

>Brexit: May won't rule out special rights for EU citizens
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44752273

>PM does not rule out preferential treatment for EU migrants
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44752824

>At-a-glance: The new UK Brexit plan agreed at Chequers
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44749993

>Brexit: Theresa May seeks to sell plan to Tory sceptics
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44750250

>Donald Trump UK visit to put 'unquestionable pressure" on police
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44753141

>Michel Barnier: 'Realistic' Brexit plan needed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44737564

>Trump to visit Windsor and Chequers on UK trip
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44741671

>MPs join criticism of Labour's anti-Semitism code
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44732720

>Airbus chief says ministers have 'no clue' on Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/business-44735505

>Bank of England governor Mark Carney upbeat on UK growth
bbc.co.uk/news/business-44721670

>Amesbury poisoning: Couple 'handled contaminated item'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44727191

Great shit, William Dunlop assaulted a friend of mine once

Oh wow, I didn't see the ambulance news. An ambulance hit a friend of mine once so this is even better.

um i might have a crush on you, burger-chan.

I emanate charm, it's just what I do. Let's keep this strictly politics though.

that will be one of those awful for-profit yank ambulances i expect
these were public service ambulances
heroes of the community
you're meant curse the wicked football fans for not controlling their excitement at the ongoing world cup glory

No, this was a British friend actually.

at least it might have taken them to hospital without asking for a credit card number

the occasional accident like this is inevitable unfortunately
it's an unavoidable result of the natural freedom to cross the road where you like
no jaywalking laws in the uk, you see

lulu

Morning fellas. Hope you all have a productive day today

Actually, in the US, if you have a gun they won't take you anywhere and you save big bucks.

Can you manage to save money while in an ambulance? No guns around, so...

good morning
got any plans for today?
i tried to be organised and plan yesterday and it nearly fucked me up
got it into my head england were playing in the evening for some reason and nearly missed the game

Alri

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/england-fans-cause-havoc-ikea-12875830

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eddie

Alri

ITS

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COMING

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Post slags

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Why didnt germany just finish them

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heretical slaneesh worship

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Sympathy, something deadly, they thought the britlets could be reformed

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The facebook rape case happened in Sweden and we are notorious lenient on rape here, specially rape by migrants and even more so by migrants who claim to be kids.
This perfectly explains the difference in sentencing

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k

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don't really know why you're spamming the most blackpilled thread on Jow Forums

Kek at this butthurt yank. The balloon isn't coming down, the wall isn't being built and you're not getting your country back. Kys.

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>implying I'm trying to do what many other, greater people tried to do before; reform the unreformable - British ''people."

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Didn't know they still used Hillary's shill bots

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Fuck the English and all, but that whole thing about them getting massacred because they were ordered to walk slowly is actually not true.

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>britbetas

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It was attempted in earlier wars before WWI more commonly, but it was briefly tried in an attempt to salvage the situation either at the Somme or the Marne. The former I believe.

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make sure you register your bizarre sex cults in the uk

british recognition is great for adding authenticity to your claim of religious and/or charitable status

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are you drunk?

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It is 4:30AM where I live; what do you expect?

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i want to know where the collage of unarmed yanks shot by their own """democratically elected""" police force is hiding?
you never see that

>where I live
implying you're not using a proxy of some kind
you could be chinese for all we know

Kek. Based black woman taking out the y*nk.

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The shit I'm reading says that walking slow was never part of the orders, but that the men WERE advancing across an extremely muddy and barbed-wire ridden no mans land straight towards machineguns and through barrages of artillery. The attacking men also carried stupid amounts of gear and supplies so it prevented them from moving very swiftly.

Ask me something only a red blooded, true American would know.

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Fun fact: Americans have the third smallest pee-pees in the West. All European countries except for Ireland+Romania have bigger dongs. And no, Mexicans aren't depressing the figure as they're ranked higher than you.

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Fun fact: you're wrong.

I could be wrong, thanks for info if I am.

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>no true scotmam falacy
post a timestamp with your local newspaper, a can of soda showing use by date and a fresh leaf from a native local tree

don't really give a fuck, so¥cop did nothing wrong and there is nothing more cringe than brits mocking yanks for the state of their country

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>1.4cm range in the category we're ranked in.
Kek. 1.4cm = 0.5 inches, which just so happens to be the average difference between Euros and Americans.

You have tiny hands for a reason, mutt.

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>doxx yourself
I'll show you a timestamp and something American that's common, but only Ameircan.

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>coping this hard

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this

and yet the only opposition in britain comes from zionist puppets

It's easy to see why the right-wing in this country always fails if it's full of thick cunts like the people that inhabit this general.

>implying we're not all Zionist puppets
They've still ain't gotten our guns.

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I'll explain this in another way (Americans are low-IQ too): If there were 3 categories, small (1inch - 3inch), medium (3inch - 7inch), and large (7inch+), then we'd both be ranked in medium and you'd say "s.ssee we're the same. we don't have tiny dicks that we compensate for by buying guns and big trucks", but that clearly wouldn't be true.

Pic related is a WW2 Veteran who was burned alive in his home. He deserved it because he's an American.

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>I love it when white people die
>muh dik
Black Br*t detected

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absolutely seething lmao

I love it when white AMERICANS die. That's the essential component. 1 European dying is a tragedy. 3,000 White Americans dying in 9/11 is the source of many good jokes.

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t. American on holiday

Everyone in the UK hates America, whites, pakis, nogs, men, women etc

>I cannot wait until the white race is extinguished on the American continent

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